108 Comments on Haven’t had an open thread in awhile
This site use to have some of the most sarcastic-Dem humiliating memes and content on the web. Now it is more boring than visiting my grandma’s nursing home. What happened??
I LOVE open threads. If you haven’t seen the movie “Being There” with Peter Sellers, or if it has been a while since you’ve seen it, I highly recommend it as the best political parody/commentary movie ever. Final scene:
What happened???
Well, CONSERVATIVES steal my art over and over and over and over and over and over and over and I implored these fucktards to stop stealing it, stripping my credits off, and putting their own on it.
I became sick and tired of seeing my art on other sites, sometimes going viral with someone else’s name on it.
Try doing that for ten years…. get back to me.
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The woman that was putting dog shit in the mailboxes in Hampden Me. turned out to be an autistic teenager.
In other words, the perfect democrat voter.
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I should do a post of all of my art which now has other assholes names on it. Assholes that are revered in the conservative community.
Like those fucking talentless fucking assholes over at XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXX.
You know what?
I’m not going to name names.
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Has anyone noticed that most people now answer questions by starting off their answer with the word, “So”? I started noticing it a few years ago and it has gotten more and more common. It used to be mostly younger people and now it seems it has become common with everyone. Watch any TV interview and you will notice that more often than not, the person will start their answer with the word “So”. To me, it’s a sign that the person has rehearsed their response in advance or is merely repeating what they memorized or were told to say. This is a fairly recent thing. It is very pervasive now. It seems weird to me.
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“I should do a post of all of my art which now has other assholes names on it. Assholes that are revered in the conservative community.
Like those fucking talentless fucking assholes over at __________.”
DO. IT. I want names! 🖕🤬🖕
Naaa – bfh
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Let’s just say, though, that I talked to the guy and he pretty much told me to go suck a bag of —–. Laughed and said “sue me!”
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I will never understand why there are so many “Anonymous” posters here when you can use any name you want. I understand when it is accidental but usually that person owns up to it later in the thread.
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A lot of those assholes are to be targets of opportunity soon.
I just wanted to say that in the off chance that others may have missed my opinion.
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A few things I am SICK of hearing or seeing.
1. COVID (virus, vaccine, etc.)
2. New normal
3. Social distancing
4. MASKS!
5. We are in this together
6. “an” instead of “and”
7. It is what it is
8. Baby bump, preggers, preggo
9. Cray cray
10. When to use: Their, they’re, there
11. I mean… and Know what I’m sayn?
12. The word LIKE
13. Selfie
14. Combining names: Branjelina, etc.
15. ANYTHING the democrats have to say
Come on, guys! Give me your best shot!
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I do miss the excitement of the first Trump campaign. So much creative, funny stuff was pumped out. I’d either be howling with laughter or a little bemused trying to figure out the significance of Pepe the Frog, centipedes, etc.
I saw the word “based” used at a couple of sites recently, in an effort (I assume) to re-create the magic of the first campaign and honestly, it really kind of fell flat. Especially since some of the readers had no idea what it meant and had to have it explained to them.
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“Has anyone noticed that most people now answer questions by starting off their answer with the word, “So”? I started noticing it a few years ago and it has gotten more and more common.”
So? 😀
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What day is it? Why am I here? No, I won’t take any questions
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I can’t understand why wanting to remain anonymous chaps so many asses around here. Current events should make the reasons for that patently obvious.
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CCNV
SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 2:55 PM
“A few things I am SICK of hearing or seeing”…
16. “Out Of An Abundance Of Caution”
17. “For Your Safety”.
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Anonymous, for the most part we are all anonymous. What “chaps so many asses” is that there are multiple anonymouses, so you guys haven’t created a known identity that we can communicate to effectively. Just imagine the was half a dozen or more, joe6pak’s. One of us could be a real horses ass, and another is a great guy. But you would never know who is who.
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@joe6pak – for the record, it wasn’t me who called you a horse’s ass. At least as far as you know 😀
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RogerF, I have a long-standing reputation of being a horses ass. Even among my friends.
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Not all black lives matter.
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Odin, that had a naked lady in it. I was trying to be PG-13. :=)
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@joe6pak – sniff, sniff, did you just call me a friend? I haven’t had those before.
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I hate the word “woke.”
I don’t want America to be “woke.”
“Woke” means cancel culture.
“Woke” means adherence to Marxism.
“Woke” means denying biology.
“Woke” is what you get when the lowest-common-denominator is the maximum level permitted.
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@Margot – I just finished reading Jerzy Kasinski’s The Painted Bird. Excellent story but extremely brutal. Not sure I am up for watching the movie.
On a separate note, I may need to change my name soon as I am leaving the Left Coast for Colorado.
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3.1415926535897 with whipped cream!!
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My sister’s family, her hubby’s dad and brother have officially started plans to get the fuck out of California. FINALLY!!!
(sister’s family is Conservative. Her hubby’s dad is kennedy democrat, the brother is ice skating towards Conservatism. (hockey fan) lol)
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@CCNV-
Joe biden says the covid is the new normal and masks are here to stay. We are in this together an it is what it is. Like, if you wouldn’t act like a cray cray preggers person or one of those TrumPence people, you would know there the problem, know what I’m sayn? Just relax, take selfie or three in your backyard and enjoy social distancing away from democrats.
I think I got them all. 😉 Don’t shoot, I’m only teasing.
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@woody – I will add two more things to your list:
woke means white men are to blame for everything
woke means that conservative ideals are wrong
As an extra, woke means that you can verbally abuse anybody in the name of being woke
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@MJA – congrats
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What happened to ‘stick man’? 🤣
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@LCD – welcome, but please tell everyone else to stay there. We don’t need them bringing their politics to our great state and move it further left
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RogerF- Thanks!
How YOU doin’?
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Well since anything goes I will name one art thief. Mr Hat you can take this down if you want. Sundance.
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Sapper Chris,
Perfect! Just what I was hoping for!! You made my day!
*****
Left Coast Dan,
From now on, do we refer to you as being from the ‘Mideast’?
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Am I the only one that would like to see those responsible for the Russia hoax tried for treason and publicly executed?
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@CCNV
Any statement or ad by a Dem or company of a lefty stripe that says,” we will use Science to determine…” “ Science based” “the use of Science based facts.”
It’s just a dig at the right stemming from not buying into global warming- so the Left applies it to everything now with a wink and a nod, “science” means the right are Neanderthals.
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I’m tired of painting the exteriors of my buildings.
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@MJA – thanks for asking. I have been better, but nothing life threatening. You?
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“I just finished reading Jerzy Kasinski’s The Painted Bird. Excellent story but extremely brutal.”
Thank you, Left Coast Dan. I will check it out. Best of luck on your move to CO.
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Gender Reveal,Brides with Baby Bumps,having all the Weddings traditions.
DEFUND THE POLICE
Anything coming out of Ilhan Omers or Ratsheeda Talibs Mouth.
BLM-Antifa. (Delta and Khols have signed up with BLM)
It’s enough to make ya cry.
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Just got my latest puzzle (I love puzzles) – the Rune Box from Kagen Sound. If you enjoy that type of thing, I cannot recommend his creations more.
It is a moving block puzzle. It comes is an easy configuration that six moves will open, but you can reconfigure it to have up to 115 moves. So far, I have gotten through the 25 move option, and can easily see myself losing the next month or two going through the higher levels.
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Karen said:
“This site use to have some of the most sarcastic-Dem humiliating memes and content on the web. Now it is more boring than visiting my grandma’s nursing home. What happened??”
We’re all in your grandma’s nursing home.
Personally, my excuse is that where I live, I’ve been smoked to death by forest fires and have resorted to killer mirrors (Democrat killing mirrors… with real puffing smoke).
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There are words that sound like the action they name. There is a word for words like that, but I don’t know/can’t remember it.
One that I like is the word excavate. To me, it sounds like a shovel digging in gravelly soil.
Excavate – think it and say it out loud and let me know if you agree.
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If I hear the word “historic” one more time my head is going to explode.
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COVEFEFE Act of 2017 – No, I am not shitting you…HR#2884:
kamala ‘lips’ harris sucks dicks for political gain
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I got a lot of pushback from my conservative friends about moving to liberal-ish CO instead of elsewhere. I plan to visit my parents a couple of times a month though (plus my church and scout kids & friends) so I needed something fairly close to CA. Good chance I will end up on the Right Coast in a couple of years, Carolinas.
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After decades of denial I have come to realize the Strat is the best electric ever invented.
So sick of politicians (of all ilk)
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I asked the mrs. to stock up at the stores in prep for the day after the election. TP, other paper products, dried foods, canned food, coffee, etc…
Just in case.
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I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”. Until now it hasn’t been used in this thread which is one of the many reasons I love IOTWreport.
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Ed: I have a Frankenstein-Esquire. The neck is an original Fender from 1953 but the body is apparently aftermarket. It also had two Pickens which the earlyEsquires did not. I had to replace one of the pickups as it had some internal shorts making the level regally low.
Now if I only learned how to play….
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@Left Coast Dan:
…I may need to change my name soon as I am leaving the Left Coast for Colorado.
You could be Left Coast Dan Left Left Coast
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“I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”. Until now it hasn’t been used in this thread which is one of the many reasons I love IOTWreport.”
That’s amazing. 😀
My personal beef is the use of the word “hilarious” when something really isn’t all that funny.
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BFH I think I have a thumb drive somewhere from about 10 years ago that had a lot of your artwork before and after being pooched by the scum.
You always have my back Doc. -bfh
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Ed and RICK made the best 12 string too!
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And lets analyze the LOLOLOLOL’s. Every time I see more than one LOL (“LOLOL”…), I start to make gagging sounds. MJA uses lots of LOLOL’s and even though I usually laugh at what she wrote, trying to imagine her laughing, I still end up in a simulated gag. So, I have a request: MJA shall provide a sound track of her LOL’ing – and it should be a push button on the site that will play anytime you click it. Now, that’s something new! Audio content!
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@Truckbuddy:
I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”.
There is one, and only one, good thing about that: I don’t hear “awesome” very much now.
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@Left Coast Dan
You can call yourself Mountain Dan after the move.
BTW, congratulations for escaping the Golden Insane State.
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I can’t stand the word adorable. It is vastly overused. Every time I see a picture of any kind of baby, human or animal on the internet someone calls it adorable.
I’m convinced it’s mostly a fag word.
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I am tired of play-by-play announcers saying “Are you kidding me?” And while I like that pbp folks to be enthusiastic, many of them sound like they are going to have coronaries if they keep it up.
I also like them to be neutral. I like watching sports videos on YouTube. Without even looking I can always tell who the pbp guys work for by how bent out of shape they get by calls by the ump. Also, if their team is so good then why don’t they dominate everyone else?
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I’m tired of The Brownshirts
I’m tired of The Mask Nazi’s
I’m tired of Nasty Nancy
I’m tired of Chuck the Schmuck
I’m tired of Commie Pinkos
I’m tired of Government in my face
I’m tired of George Soros
I’m tired of waiting for people to go to jail ( we know who these people are)
I’m tired of the Fake News
I’m tired of the Lockdowns
I’m tired of the House Arrest
Enough already, I’m just tired of being tired. 🥱
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Interesting articles from 2 artsy publications and 1 business site that I keep meaning to post in the Bullpen, but been terribly distracted lately so, dumping it here now because you said I could, and because, when read together, it gets really swampy…
This, on the expiration of tax exemption for importing Chinese artworks: https://news.artnet.com/market/china-art-tariff-exemption-expiration-1907091
> My takeaway: Trump knows the art market -especially the international contemporary art market- is mostly money laundering and tax evasion; dealers and collectors are desperate for a Biden win.
This, on a trustee of the Museum of Modern Art in NY, his $2billion fortune, and his ties to Jeffrey Epstein –including being married to Epstein’s ex-girlfriend. https://hyperallergic.com/587358/virgin-islands-glenn-dubin-subpoena/
> My takaway: It’s not just in Hollywood; some of the arbiters and financiers of NY high culture are pretty sick people.
The art market, like professional sports, is not an innocent diversion from our drab little lives; they are both big business which attract a lot of corrupt people and hide a lot of intrigue and insider trading and worse.
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What’s all this I hear about open threats? Back in my day, we didn’t make threats, we kicked ass!
What? What’s that?
Oh, open threads……never mind!
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@Hambone: So what are you proposing we should do about it?
😉
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@Uncle Al – Yes!!!
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I’m tired of being subjected to some greasy faced, Bruce Jenner lookalike telling me she is “following the data”.
This useless idiot with the IMAX forehead has really been f@cking over the citizens of MI.
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Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
My favorite lines from Antifa/BLM Peaceful Protest movies
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So when did we start answering every question with “so”?
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So, when did Anonymouses start asking questions?
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I suggest you all do SOME kind of prepping in WHATEVER way you can. Buy a can of this and that when you do casual shopping and develop a pantry of some type, stock water, and other cooking and hygenic needs and basics.
IF anything this Whuflu shutdown should have TAUGHT US something, so learn from it.
An effing RUN on TOILET PAPER!? When did YOU expect THAT ONE in your entire life? It WAS a joke at the time. NOW this ain’t no joke…
Congrats to @LCD…to be renamed at a later date…maybe SCD?
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Ghost,
I’ve been buying 5 extra everything when I shop…Especially Water and Canned
Goods…
Actually shocked at Ammo prices..Still buying more though.
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Fur, you’re just lazy. That’s all this is. EVERYONE gets their artcrap stolen.
You just wanna’ sit there in your Miami condo doin’ blow and smackin’ some tight Cuban ass.
….. damn….. that actually sounds kinda’ cool….
No, no… the point is this place needs some graphics. So get off your lazy Cuban ass smackin’ ….ass, and make some.
EDITORS NOTE: yeah, I know none of you think basic psychology will work on Fur, but I’m here to tell you I once got an avowed Libertarian to mail me a box of home made cookies and treats simply because I said Libertarians couldn’t bake.
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Well, shoot. I need a box to think inside.
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And now for a an intellectually stimulating challenge: Ginger or Mary Ann?
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For you, Aaron, anything.
I will ramp it up.
promise.
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You people are worthless. We need a Furtervention.
Dude hasn’t even posted a pic of a giant snow dick in the back of a pickup….in YEARS.
Plus….he lost all of MY artcrap that I was quite happy to get stolen and spread all around the web. Because it’s the message that matters….something something….blah blah blah…
I meant that I would start smacking some more tight Cuban ass.
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Mary Ann…She’s still hot…Plus I think Ginger is dead…Like Aunt Ruthie.
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Little Morphin’ Annie – Thanks for that. I’ve seen some documentaries of the shady shit going on behind art.
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Dead You say?
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ghost – Wouldn’t you know it? Today I saw TP and paper towels overflowing in an aisle at the grocery store. lol.
Since I was young, my family always stocked up on water and olive oil (back in the day it was in barrels. Don’t ask. long story. lol)And even now we all keep water stashed everywhere. Habits. haha
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“I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”.”
And ‘journey’.
And ‘amazeballs’
I can’t even. <--that too. 😁
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Typical artist…
Look man, put down the Cuban ass. Just for a minute. Think about it K̶y̶l̶e̶… I mean Fur.
Are you not making artcrap because you’re in your safe space? Must be nice sittin’ on a Miami beach paintin’ pictures of puppies. No one hurts your feelings when you’re paintin’ puppies on the beach at sunset.
Right?
Mean old world got you down K̶y̶l̶e̶?
I don’t know about you, but there are plenty of Jewish heroes who get tough when the going gets tough. Moses………… probably some NBA owner…..
Look, it’s not my place to remind you of your proud Jewish heritage, K̶y̶l̶e̶…Fur. All I know is Jews aren’t supposed to take any bull crap from art stealing goyim and their Communist Chinese lackeys.
If you can’t do it for your proud Jewish faith…. do it for America. The world needs more people like you K̶y̶l̶e̶.
The world needs….. more artcrap.
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What We need is a Contest….Say perhaps, You could hack into any dnc convention.
…and change the intro Music for any Speaker? For instance…
Hillary : Lady Evil by black Sabbath (There’s a Lady out there that feeds the
@BFH – does your wife know you intend to do that smacking?
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Another overused word is “perfect.
Say you’re providing information to someone that wants to check your identity, and you tell him/her the name of your first pet or your 2nd grade teacher’s name, so you tell them and they check it against your profile and if it gibes with that he/she gives you a cheery “perfect”.
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It’s truly a shame that beautiful young girls at 20 will end up 70 years later as a rotting corpse 6 feet underground.
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😮 Uh oh….I said ‘Perfect’ in my post above. I HATE it when I say that!
LOL (no exclamation point)
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Listen… Fur…
I know it’s hard. You ended your relationship with graphic artcrap. We’ve all been there. But dammit K̶y̶l̶e̶ if you have something special, you need to work at it, to keep it special.
You may talk o’ gin and beer
When you’re quartered safe out ’ere,
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ’im that’s got it.
Now in Injia’s sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin’ of ’Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them blackfaced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din,
He was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
‘Hi! Slippy hitherao
‘Water, get it! Panee lao,
‘You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.’
The uniform ’e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ’arf o’ that be’ind,
For a piece o’ twisty rag
An’ a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment ’e could find.
When the sweatin’ troop-train lay
In a sidin’ through the day,
Where the ’eat would make your bloomin’ eyebrows crawl,
We shouted ‘Harry By!’
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped ’im ’cause ’e couldn’t serve us all.
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘You ’eathen, where the mischief ’ave you been?
‘You put some juldee in it
‘Or I’ll marrow you this minute
‘If you don’t fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!’
’E would dot an’ carry one
Till the longest day was done;
An’ ’e didn’t seem to know the use o’ fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin’ nut,
’E’d be waitin’ fifty paces right flank rear.
With ’is mussick on ’is back,
’E would skip with our attack,
An’ watch us till the bugles made ‘Retire,’
An’ for all ’is dirty ’ide
’E was white, clear white, inside
When ’e went to tend the wounded under fire!
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!’
With the bullets kickin’ dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could hear the front-ranks shout,
‘Hi! ammunition-mules an’ Gunga Din!’
I shan’t forgit the night
When I dropped be’ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should ’a’ been.
I was chokin’ mad with thirst,
An’ the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Gunga Din.
’E lifted up my ’ead,
An’ he plugged me where I bled,
An’ ’e guv me ’arf-a-pint o’ water green.
It was crawlin’ and it stunk,
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘’Ere’s a beggar with a bullet through ’is spleen;
‘’E’s chawin’ up the ground,
‘An’ ’e’s kickin’ all around:
‘For Gawd’s sake git the water, Gunga Din!’
’E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An’ a bullet come an’ drilled the beggar clean.
’E put me safe inside,
An’ just before ’e died,
‘I ’ope you liked your drink,’ sez Gunga Din.
So I’ll meet ’im later on
At the place where ’e is gone—
Where it’s always double drill and no canteen.
’E’ll be squattin’ on the coals
Givin’ drink to poor damned souls,
An’ I’ll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!
Yes, Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Though I’ve belted you and flayed you,
By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
Kipling, Gunga Din
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“kamala ‘lips’ harris sucks dicks for political gain”
Left Coast Dan SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 3:22 PM
“Left Coast Immigrant Dan”
flip SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 3:41 PM
Painting?
My detached garage could use a coat or two…
Larry’s Brother SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 6:11 PM
So, when did Anonymouses start asking questions?
It’s spelled Anymouse damn it!
Bobcat SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 6:51 PM
You’re buying ammo from WHERE?
Okay, Mr. Big you can close the thread now
Alright K̶y̶l̶e̶, you win. I admit it. This is all my fault. It was my idea for you to move. Remember? You were losing your damn mind about all the snow where you lived and I talked you into moving.
But none of us figured you would move to Florida. Florida. Where it’s fuggin’ sweet and awesome and warm all the time. It’s….. it’s taken away your creative angst.
Believe me K̶y̶l̶e̶, I know. I moved from S.F. to Titmouse Arizona. And you know what? It’s fuggin’ awesome. But that awesomeness comes at a price. You can’t live someplace awesome and have angst, That’s the deal. You just wake up one day and all the things that pissed you off aren’t there anymore…..it’s over.
Pretty soon you’re thinking “screw those guys, I don’t have to make artcrap, I’m happy.”
That’s been the death of many an artist K̶y̶l̶e̶. Everyone knows artists need something that pisses them off constantly or they’re not actual artists anymore.
If you’re not careful you could wind up on a Miami beach painting puppies at sunset.
That’s just wrong. It’s not artcrap and you know it.
So find something K̶y̶l̶e̶. Maybe it’s crappy Florida drivers. Maybe it’s it’s substandard Cuban maids. But find something that pisses you off and work with it.
Your entire future may depend on it.
Go with Christ my friend….. Go with Christ.
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Pretty sure it’s gonna’ take 200 comments on this thread to get fur out of the lazy boy.
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^^^^ ok folks, we’ve got a challenge going ^^^^
a freakin’ Crusade!!!
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“Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … “
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“I’m Big Fur Hat and I have insomnia, blah blah blah.”
Dudes passed out in a Tony Montana sized bubble bath. He sleeps like all of his tribe do.
Wrapped around a fat sack of gold. G*ddammit K̶y̶l̶e̶, wake up and smell the potential!
I dunno’ you guys, he’s pretty far gone. I’m gonna’ go have some pie.
This site use to have some of the most sarcastic-Dem humiliating memes and content on the web. Now it is more boring than visiting my grandma’s nursing home. What happened??
“Anything Goes”
https://youtu.be/A2fmk-AiKKs
I LOVE open threads. If you haven’t seen the movie “Being There” with Peter Sellers, or if it has been a while since you’ve seen it, I highly recommend it as the best political parody/commentary movie ever. Final scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_2HCG1usCE
Candace Owen — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0h_39-LVI&list=PLEbhOtC9klbCr0iN2ANJbaV477B0eSpc6
I pretty much thought that ‘anything goes’ was the unofficial motto here.
Jimmy, precode:
https://youtu.be/N-qPHG4i3u8.
What happened???
Well, CONSERVATIVES steal my art over and over and over and over and over and over and over and I implored these fucktards to stop stealing it, stripping my credits off, and putting their own on it.
I became sick and tired of seeing my art on other sites, sometimes going viral with someone else’s name on it.
Try doing that for ten years…. get back to me.
The woman that was putting dog shit in the mailboxes in Hampden Me. turned out to be an autistic teenager.
In other words, the perfect democrat voter.
I should do a post of all of my art which now has other assholes names on it. Assholes that are revered in the conservative community.
Like those fucking talentless fucking assholes over at XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXX.
You know what?
I’m not going to name names.
Has anyone noticed that most people now answer questions by starting off their answer with the word, “So”? I started noticing it a few years ago and it has gotten more and more common. It used to be mostly younger people and now it seems it has become common with everyone. Watch any TV interview and you will notice that more often than not, the person will start their answer with the word “So”. To me, it’s a sign that the person has rehearsed their response in advance or is merely repeating what they memorized or were told to say. This is a fairly recent thing. It is very pervasive now. It seems weird to me.
“I should do a post of all of my art which now has other assholes names on it. Assholes that are revered in the conservative community.
Like those fucking talentless fucking assholes over at __________.”
DO. IT. I want names! 🖕🤬🖕
Naaa – bfh
Let’s just say, though, that I talked to the guy and he pretty much told me to go suck a bag of —–. Laughed and said “sue me!”
I will never understand why there are so many “Anonymous” posters here when you can use any name you want. I understand when it is accidental but usually that person owns up to it later in the thread.
A lot of those assholes are to be targets of opportunity soon.
Drink milk while watching! #obamafailed
https://youtu.be/2BB9f_7px-g
Send all your “woke” friends this, they are the new racists (and too dumb to notice it);
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ev373c7wSRg&t=1s&ab_channel=RyanLong
I hate liberals, Marxists, and commies.
I just wanted to say that in the off chance that others may have missed my opinion.
A few things I am SICK of hearing or seeing.
1. COVID (virus, vaccine, etc.)
2. New normal
3. Social distancing
4. MASKS!
5. We are in this together
6. “an” instead of “and”
7. It is what it is
8. Baby bump, preggers, preggo
9. Cray cray
10. When to use: Their, they’re, there
11. I mean… and Know what I’m sayn?
12. The word LIKE
13. Selfie
14. Combining names: Branjelina, etc.
15. ANYTHING the democrats have to say
Come on, guys! Give me your best shot!
I do miss the excitement of the first Trump campaign. So much creative, funny stuff was pumped out. I’d either be howling with laughter or a little bemused trying to figure out the significance of Pepe the Frog, centipedes, etc.
I saw the word “based” used at a couple of sites recently, in an effort (I assume) to re-create the magic of the first campaign and honestly, it really kind of fell flat. Especially since some of the readers had no idea what it meant and had to have it explained to them.
“Has anyone noticed that most people now answer questions by starting off their answer with the word, “So”? I started noticing it a few years ago and it has gotten more and more common.”
So? 😀
What day is it? Why am I here? No, I won’t take any questions
I can’t understand why wanting to remain anonymous chaps so many asses around here. Current events should make the reasons for that patently obvious.
CCNV
SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 2:55 PM
“A few things I am SICK of hearing or seeing”…
16. “Out Of An Abundance Of Caution”
17. “For Your Safety”.
Anonymous, for the most part we are all anonymous. What “chaps so many asses” is that there are multiple anonymouses, so you guys haven’t created a known identity that we can communicate to effectively. Just imagine the was half a dozen or more, joe6pak’s. One of us could be a real horses ass, and another is a great guy. But you would never know who is who.
@joe6pak – for the record, it wasn’t me who called you a horse’s ass. At least as far as you know 😀
RogerF, I have a long-standing reputation of being a horses ass. Even among my friends.
Not all black lives matter.
Odin, that had a naked lady in it. I was trying to be PG-13. :=)
@joe6pak – sniff, sniff, did you just call me a friend? I haven’t had those before.
I hate the word “woke.”
I don’t want America to be “woke.”
“Woke” means cancel culture.
“Woke” means adherence to Marxism.
“Woke” means denying biology.
“Woke” is what you get when the lowest-common-denominator is the maximum level permitted.
@Margot – I just finished reading Jerzy Kasinski’s The Painted Bird. Excellent story but extremely brutal. Not sure I am up for watching the movie.
On a separate note, I may need to change my name soon as I am leaving the Left Coast for Colorado.
3.1415926535897 with whipped cream!!
My sister’s family, her hubby’s dad and brother have officially started plans to get the fuck out of California. FINALLY!!!
(sister’s family is Conservative. Her hubby’s dad is kennedy democrat, the brother is ice skating towards Conservatism. (hockey fan) lol)
@CCNV-
Joe biden says the covid is the new normal and masks are here to stay. We are in this together an it is what it is. Like, if you wouldn’t act like a cray cray preggers person or one of those TrumPence people, you would know there the problem, know what I’m sayn? Just relax, take selfie or three in your backyard and enjoy social distancing away from democrats.
I think I got them all. 😉 Don’t shoot, I’m only teasing.
@woody – I will add two more things to your list:
woke means white men are to blame for everything
woke means that conservative ideals are wrong
As an extra, woke means that you can verbally abuse anybody in the name of being woke
@MJA – congrats
What happened to ‘stick man’? 🤣
@LCD – welcome, but please tell everyone else to stay there. We don’t need them bringing their politics to our great state and move it further left
RogerF- Thanks!
How YOU doin’?
Well since anything goes I will name one art thief. Mr Hat you can take this down if you want. Sundance.
Sapper Chris,
Perfect! Just what I was hoping for!! You made my day!
*****
Left Coast Dan,
From now on, do we refer to you as being from the ‘Mideast’?
Am I the only one that would like to see those responsible for the Russia hoax tried for treason and publicly executed?
@CCNV
Any statement or ad by a Dem or company of a lefty stripe that says,” we will use Science to determine…” “ Science based” “the use of Science based facts.”
It’s just a dig at the right stemming from not buying into global warming- so the Left applies it to everything now with a wink and a nod, “science” means the right are Neanderthals.
I’m tired of painting the exteriors of my buildings.
@MJA – thanks for asking. I have been better, but nothing life threatening. You?
“I just finished reading Jerzy Kasinski’s The Painted Bird. Excellent story but extremely brutal.”
Thank you, Left Coast Dan. I will check it out. Best of luck on your move to CO.
Gender Reveal,Brides with Baby Bumps,having all the Weddings traditions.
DEFUND THE POLICE
Anything coming out of Ilhan Omers or Ratsheeda Talibs Mouth.
BLM-Antifa. (Delta and Khols have signed up with BLM)
It’s enough to make ya cry.
Just got my latest puzzle (I love puzzles) – the Rune Box from Kagen Sound. If you enjoy that type of thing, I cannot recommend his creations more.
It is a moving block puzzle. It comes is an easy configuration that six moves will open, but you can reconfigure it to have up to 115 moves. So far, I have gotten through the 25 move option, and can easily see myself losing the next month or two going through the higher levels.
Karen said:
We’re all in your grandma’s nursing home.
Personally, my excuse is that where I live, I’ve been smoked to death by forest fires and have resorted to killer mirrors (Democrat killing mirrors… with real puffing smoke).
There are words that sound like the action they name. There is a word for words like that, but I don’t know/can’t remember it.
One that I like is the word excavate. To me, it sounds like a shovel digging in gravelly soil.
Excavate – think it and say it out loud and let me know if you agree.
If I hear the word “historic” one more time my head is going to explode.
COVEFEFE Act of 2017 – No, I am not shitting you…HR#2884:
https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2884
@MJA – it was ‘based’ stick man, always remember the BASED part. I think he spent a couple of years in the can. Not sure his where abouts are now, but I do wonder from time to time about that guy, a LOT of this all started with the Battle of Berkley…I did a mini sculpture of him and it’s in my studio.
https://www.berkeleyside.com/2019/09/24/kyle-based-stickman-takes-felony-plea-deal-in-berkeley-weapons-case
How about Major Nidal Hasan??? What about that Moslem murderer??
@BFH -sue the prick, I don’t care even IF it is what’s his name…
@Joe6pak – super correct!
My favorite photo of Up-Chuck and Crazy Nancy
https://www.wnd.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/chuck-schumer-nancy-pelosi-flags-600.jpg
kamala ‘lips’ harris sucks dicks for political gain
I got a lot of pushback from my conservative friends about moving to liberal-ish CO instead of elsewhere. I plan to visit my parents a couple of times a month though (plus my church and scout kids & friends) so I needed something fairly close to CA. Good chance I will end up on the Right Coast in a couple of years, Carolinas.
After decades of denial I have come to realize the Strat is the best electric ever invented.
So sick of politicians (of all ilk)
I asked the mrs. to stock up at the stores in prep for the day after the election. TP, other paper products, dried foods, canned food, coffee, etc…
Just in case.
I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”. Until now it hasn’t been used in this thread which is one of the many reasons I love IOTWreport.
Ed: I have a Frankenstein-Esquire. The neck is an original Fender from 1953 but the body is apparently aftermarket. It also had two Pickens which the earlyEsquires did not. I had to replace one of the pickups as it had some internal shorts making the level regally low.
Now if I only learned how to play….
@Left Coast Dan:
You could be Left Coast Dan Left Left Coast
“I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”. Until now it hasn’t been used in this thread which is one of the many reasons I love IOTWreport.”
That’s amazing. 😀
My personal beef is the use of the word “hilarious” when something really isn’t all that funny.
BFH I think I have a thumb drive somewhere from about 10 years ago that had a lot of your artwork before and after being pooched by the scum.
You always have my back Doc. -bfh
Ed and RICK made the best 12 string too!
And lets analyze the LOLOLOLOL’s. Every time I see more than one LOL (“LOLOL”…), I start to make gagging sounds. MJA uses lots of LOLOL’s and even though I usually laugh at what she wrote, trying to imagine her laughing, I still end up in a simulated gag. So, I have a request: MJA shall provide a sound track of her LOL’ing – and it should be a push button on the site that will play anytime you click it. Now, that’s something new! Audio content!
@Truckbuddy:
There is one, and only one, good thing about that: I don’t hear “awesome” very much now.
@Left Coast Dan
You can call yourself Mountain Dan after the move.
BTW, congratulations for escaping the Golden Insane State.
I can’t stand the word adorable. It is vastly overused. Every time I see a picture of any kind of baby, human or animal on the internet someone calls it adorable.
I’m convinced it’s mostly a fag word.
I am tired of play-by-play announcers saying “Are you kidding me?” And while I like that pbp folks to be enthusiastic, many of them sound like they are going to have coronaries if they keep it up.
I also like them to be neutral. I like watching sports videos on YouTube. Without even looking I can always tell who the pbp guys work for by how bent out of shape they get by calls by the ump. Also, if their team is so good then why don’t they dominate everyone else?
I’m tired of The Brownshirts
I’m tired of The Mask Nazi’s
I’m tired of Nasty Nancy
I’m tired of Chuck the Schmuck
I’m tired of Commie Pinkos
I’m tired of Government in my face
I’m tired of George Soros
I’m tired of waiting for people to go to jail ( we know who these people are)
I’m tired of the Fake News
I’m tired of the Lockdowns
I’m tired of the House Arrest
Enough already, I’m just tired of being tired. 🥱
Interesting articles from 2 artsy publications and 1 business site that I keep meaning to post in the Bullpen, but been terribly distracted lately so, dumping it here now because you said I could, and because, when read together, it gets really swampy…
This, on the expiration of tax exemption for importing Chinese artworks:
https://news.artnet.com/market/china-art-tariff-exemption-expiration-1907091
> My takeaway: Trump knows the art market -especially the international contemporary art market- is mostly money laundering and tax evasion; dealers and collectors are desperate for a Biden win.
This, on a trustee of the Museum of Modern Art in NY, his $2billion fortune, and his ties to Jeffrey Epstein –including being married to Epstein’s ex-girlfriend.
https://hyperallergic.com/587358/virgin-islands-glenn-dubin-subpoena/
> My takaway: It’s not just in Hollywood; some of the arbiters and financiers of NY high culture are pretty sick people.
And finally, this, on the financial entanglements of said billionaire MoMA trustee, his family, and Epstein:
https://www.businessinsider.com/investigation-of-jeffrey-epsteins-finances-reveals-trust-and-payments-2019-12?jwsource=cl
> My takeaway: The former Miss Sweden was more than a ‘girlfriend’; 11 years together is more like a commonlaw wife –or an accomplice. And what’s with the meeting with a racist geneticist?
The art market, like professional sports, is not an innocent diversion from our drab little lives; they are both big business which attract a lot of corrupt people and hide a lot of intrigue and insider trading and worse.
What’s all this I hear about open threats? Back in my day, we didn’t make threats, we kicked ass!
What? What’s that?
Oh, open threads……never mind!
@Hambone: So what are you proposing we should do about it?
😉
@Uncle Al – Yes!!!
I’m tired of being subjected to some greasy faced, Bruce Jenner lookalike telling me she is “following the data”.
This useless idiot with the IMAX forehead has really been f@cking over the citizens of MI.
Medic!
Medic!
Medic!
My favorite lines from Antifa/BLM Peaceful Protest movies
So when did we start answering every question with “so”?
So, when did Anonymouses start asking questions?
I suggest you all do SOME kind of prepping in WHATEVER way you can. Buy a can of this and that when you do casual shopping and develop a pantry of some type, stock water, and other cooking and hygenic needs and basics.
IF anything this Whuflu shutdown should have TAUGHT US something, so learn from it.
An effing RUN on TOILET PAPER!? When did YOU expect THAT ONE in your entire life? It WAS a joke at the time. NOW this ain’t no joke…
Congrats to @LCD…to be renamed at a later date…maybe SCD?
Ghost,
I’ve been buying 5 extra everything when I shop…Especially Water and Canned
Goods…
Actually shocked at Ammo prices..Still buying more though.
Fur, you’re just lazy. That’s all this is. EVERYONE gets their artcrap stolen.
You just wanna’ sit there in your Miami condo doin’ blow and smackin’ some tight Cuban ass.
….. damn….. that actually sounds kinda’ cool….
No, no… the point is this place needs some graphics. So get off your lazy Cuban ass smackin’ ….ass, and make some.
EDITORS NOTE: yeah, I know none of you think basic psychology will work on Fur, but I’m here to tell you I once got an avowed Libertarian to mail me a box of home made cookies and treats simply because I said Libertarians couldn’t bake.
Well, shoot. I need a box to think inside.
And now for a an intellectually stimulating challenge: Ginger or Mary Ann?
For you, Aaron, anything.
I will ramp it up.
promise.
You people are worthless. We need a Furtervention.
Dude hasn’t even posted a pic of a giant snow dick in the back of a pickup….in YEARS.
Plus….he lost all of MY artcrap that I was quite happy to get stolen and spread all around the web. Because it’s the message that matters….something something….blah blah blah…
Just get back to work, STUART.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJjMUFN4nY
I meant that I would start smacking some more tight Cuban ass.
Mary Ann…She’s still hot…Plus I think Ginger is dead…Like Aunt Ruthie.
Little Morphin’ Annie – Thanks for that. I’ve seen some documentaries of the shady shit going on behind art.
Dead You say?
ghost – Wouldn’t you know it? Today I saw TP and paper towels overflowing in an aisle at the grocery store. lol.
Since I was young, my family always stocked up on water and olive oil (back in the day it was in barrels. Don’t ask. long story. lol)And even now we all keep water stashed everywhere. Habits. haha
“I’m tired of people using the word “amazing”.”
And ‘journey’.
And ‘amazeballs’
I can’t even. <--that too. 😁
Typical artist…
Look man, put down the Cuban ass. Just for a minute. Think about it K̶y̶l̶e̶… I mean Fur.
Are you not making artcrap because you’re in your safe space? Must be nice sittin’ on a Miami beach paintin’ pictures of puppies. No one hurts your feelings when you’re paintin’ puppies on the beach at sunset.
Right?
Mean old world got you down K̶y̶l̶e̶?
I don’t know about you, but there are plenty of Jewish heroes who get tough when the going gets tough. Moses………… probably some NBA owner…..
Look, it’s not my place to remind you of your proud Jewish heritage, K̶y̶l̶e̶…Fur. All I know is Jews aren’t supposed to take any bull crap from art stealing goyim and their Communist Chinese lackeys.
If you can’t do it for your proud Jewish faith…. do it for America. The world needs more people like you K̶y̶l̶e̶.
The world needs….. more artcrap.
What We need is a Contest….Say perhaps, You could hack into any dnc convention.
…and change the intro Music for any Speaker? For instance…
Hillary : Lady Evil by black Sabbath (There’s a Lady out there that feeds the
darkness, It eats right from Her Hand”)
0webama : “it’s raining Men”
Mooch: “LOLA”
Aaron. You forgot to show him this:
https://youtu.be/RVGFGmoltDs?t=44
I dunno’ Wendy, I went after K̶y̶l̶e̶ pretty hard. His tender Jewish butt is probably stinging super bad right now.
He might need some time alone with his kosher deity to reflect upon his moral shortcomings.
WHILE HE GETS BACK TO WORK. It’s not over K̶y̶l̶e̶ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0KfglXTv-c
@BFH – does your wife know you intend to do that smacking?
Another overused word is “perfect.
Say you’re providing information to someone that wants to check your identity, and you tell him/her the name of your first pet or your 2nd grade teacher’s name, so you tell them and they check it against your profile and if it gibes with that he/she gives you a cheery “perfect”.
It’s truly a shame that beautiful young girls at 20 will end up 70 years later as a rotting corpse 6 feet underground.
😮 Uh oh….I said ‘Perfect’ in my post above. I HATE it when I say that!
LOL (no exclamation point)
Listen… Fur…
I know it’s hard. You ended your relationship with graphic artcrap. We’ve all been there. But dammit K̶y̶l̶e̶ if you have something special, you need to work at it, to keep it special.
I’m here for you K̶y̶l̶e̶. We all are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c33ZeHuJc1s
You may talk o’ gin and beer
When you’re quartered safe out ’ere,
An’ you’re sent to penny-fights an’ Aldershot it;
But when it comes to slaughter
You will do your work on water,
An’ you’ll lick the bloomin’ boots of ’im that’s got it.
Now in Injia’s sunny clime,
Where I used to spend my time
A-servin’ of ’Er Majesty the Queen,
Of all them blackfaced crew
The finest man I knew
Was our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din,
He was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘You limpin’ lump o’ brick-dust, Gunga Din!
‘Hi! Slippy hitherao
‘Water, get it! Panee lao,
‘You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din.’
The uniform ’e wore
Was nothin’ much before,
An’ rather less than ’arf o’ that be’ind,
For a piece o’ twisty rag
An’ a goatskin water-bag
Was all the field-equipment ’e could find.
When the sweatin’ troop-train lay
In a sidin’ through the day,
Where the ’eat would make your bloomin’ eyebrows crawl,
We shouted ‘Harry By!’
Till our throats were bricky-dry,
Then we wopped ’im ’cause ’e couldn’t serve us all.
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘You ’eathen, where the mischief ’ave you been?
‘You put some juldee in it
‘Or I’ll marrow you this minute
‘If you don’t fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!’
’E would dot an’ carry one
Till the longest day was done;
An’ ’e didn’t seem to know the use o’ fear.
If we charged or broke or cut,
You could bet your bloomin’ nut,
’E’d be waitin’ fifty paces right flank rear.
With ’is mussick on ’is back,
’E would skip with our attack,
An’ watch us till the bugles made ‘Retire,’
An’ for all ’is dirty ’ide
’E was white, clear white, inside
When ’e went to tend the wounded under fire!
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!’
With the bullets kickin’ dust-spots on the green.
When the cartridges ran out,
You could hear the front-ranks shout,
‘Hi! ammunition-mules an’ Gunga Din!’
I shan’t forgit the night
When I dropped be’ind the fight
With a bullet where my belt-plate should ’a’ been.
I was chokin’ mad with thirst,
An’ the man that spied me first
Was our good old grinnin’, gruntin’ Gunga Din.
’E lifted up my ’ead,
An’ he plugged me where I bled,
An’ ’e guv me ’arf-a-pint o’ water green.
It was crawlin’ and it stunk,
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.
It was ‘Din! Din! Din!
‘’Ere’s a beggar with a bullet through ’is spleen;
‘’E’s chawin’ up the ground,
‘An’ ’e’s kickin’ all around:
‘For Gawd’s sake git the water, Gunga Din!’
’E carried me away
To where a dooli lay,
An’ a bullet come an’ drilled the beggar clean.
’E put me safe inside,
An’ just before ’e died,
‘I ’ope you liked your drink,’ sez Gunga Din.
So I’ll meet ’im later on
At the place where ’e is gone—
Where it’s always double drill and no canteen.
’E’ll be squattin’ on the coals
Givin’ drink to poor damned souls,
An’ I’ll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!
Yes, Din! Din! Din!
You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!
Though I’ve belted you and flayed you,
By the livin’ Gawd that made you,
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
Kipling, Gunga Din
“kamala ‘lips’ harris sucks dicks for political gain”
So?
I saw a skwirrl!
You Can’t Win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLypHd3hJdU
Left Coast Dan SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 3:22 PM
“Left Coast Immigrant Dan”
flip SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 3:41 PM
Painting?
My detached garage could use a coat or two…
Larry’s Brother SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 6:11 PM
So, when did Anonymouses start asking questions?
It’s spelled Anymouse damn it!
Bobcat SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 AT 6:51 PM
You’re buying ammo from WHERE?
Okay, Mr. Big you can close the thread now
Alright K̶y̶l̶e̶, you win. I admit it. This is all my fault. It was my idea for you to move. Remember? You were losing your damn mind about all the snow where you lived and I talked you into moving.
But none of us figured you would move to Florida. Florida. Where it’s fuggin’ sweet and awesome and warm all the time. It’s….. it’s taken away your creative angst.
Believe me K̶y̶l̶e̶, I know. I moved from S.F. to Titmouse Arizona. And you know what? It’s fuggin’ awesome. But that awesomeness comes at a price. You can’t live someplace awesome and have angst, That’s the deal. You just wake up one day and all the things that pissed you off aren’t there anymore…..it’s over.
Pretty soon you’re thinking “screw those guys, I don’t have to make artcrap, I’m happy.”
That’s been the death of many an artist K̶y̶l̶e̶. Everyone knows artists need something that pisses them off constantly or they’re not actual artists anymore.
If you’re not careful you could wind up on a Miami beach painting puppies at sunset.
That’s just wrong. It’s not artcrap and you know it.
So find something K̶y̶l̶e̶. Maybe it’s crappy Florida drivers. Maybe it’s it’s substandard Cuban maids. But find something that pisses you off and work with it.
Your entire future may depend on it.
Go with Christ my friend….. Go with Christ.
Pretty sure it’s gonna’ take 200 comments on this thread to get fur out of the lazy boy.
^^^^ ok folks, we’ve got a challenge going ^^^^
a freakin’ Crusade!!!
“Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … Lay Z Boy … “
“I’m Big Fur Hat and I have insomnia, blah blah blah.”
Dudes passed out in a Tony Montana sized bubble bath. He sleeps like all of his tribe do.
Wrapped around a fat sack of gold. G*ddammit K̶y̶l̶e̶, wake up and smell the potential!
I dunno’ you guys, he’s pretty far gone. I’m gonna’ go have some pie.