“The Souse’s apprentice” My hat’s off to you Sir, you win the internet today………………….
That announcer sounds like Mark Dice.
Funny.
The door was unlocked stupid.
Just another one of those Seattle retards. ;^)
Beat me to it. I was going to say the passenger door…
Or the key was in his other pocket…
That was a long fall onto concrete. Good thing he was drunk, he wouldn’t have survived it otherwise.
I had a friend who used to say, “God looks after drunks and sailors.” She was a sailor.
First, who wasn’t monitoring this guys alcohol consumption. It makes the owner of the bar and Bartender responsible for letting this guy leave the building and get hurt on the property. But, more importantly, what if this azzhat was able to get in his truck and leave? Maybe, given the 11:00PM time frame, still be early enough to hurt people while driving drunk…. Can someone tell me why alcohol is not a controlled substance yet? I believe this video alone is proof enough unregulated alcohol consumption is crazy.
First rule of vandals: Always get good and drunk before you try to break a window with a wooden mop handle.
Guy was simply loaded and had locked himself (thankfully) out of his vehicle…….
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
More like three sheets to the wind.
Or maybe he’s the Souse’s Apprentice. Danged mops just won’t act right.
Darwin Award winner…
Too bad if he woke up with a hangover and a concussion in the morning. No Darwin Award for you dumb-ass!
KIRO, that’s a Seattle station, figures.
Stupidity should be painful.
Looks to me like some drunk who locked his keys in his truck…?
The neighbors put him in a trash can until the police showed up – court case is now referred to as Janitor In A Drum.
Loved the play by play.
The guy is lucky that wasn’t Roger Moore’s car:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmpBYcM06Sk
“The Souse’s apprentice” My hat’s off to you Sir, you win the internet today………………….
That announcer sounds like Mark Dice.
Funny.
The door was unlocked stupid.
Just another one of those Seattle retards. ;^)
Beat me to it. I was going to say the passenger door…
Or the key was in his other pocket…
That was a long fall onto concrete. Good thing he was drunk, he wouldn’t have survived it otherwise.
I had a friend who used to say, “God looks after drunks and sailors.” She was a sailor.
First, who wasn’t monitoring this guys alcohol consumption. It makes the owner of the bar and Bartender responsible for letting this guy leave the building and get hurt on the property. But, more importantly, what if this azzhat was able to get in his truck and leave? Maybe, given the 11:00PM time frame, still be early enough to hurt people while driving drunk…. Can someone tell me why alcohol is not a controlled substance yet? I believe this video alone is proof enough unregulated alcohol consumption is crazy.