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Iran’s Major General Hossein Salami reportedly doubled down Friday on claims the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC) had invented a special magnetic, all purpose coronavirus detector machine that is the envy of the world.
The IRGC commander reasserted claims the miraculous device can remotely identify infected people and contaminated areas within a range of 100 meters through a special aerial system and internal bipolar magnetic fields.
According to an AL Monitor report, Salami claimed dozens of countries have already contacted Iran about the machine, but if the U.S. ever asked Iran to share the technology he would refuse, saying it “would not be shared with the Americans until all sanctions are removed.” More
Sounds like some serious baloney, Salami….
see? Joe Biden was right! … Magnets 🙄
Quick! Sell a hundred thousand of them to Humper Obiden Bama, so he can resell them to his ChiCom friends. He needs some extra money to pay for those legal bills that are coming his way when his father goes down for the final time.
Get on your magic carpet and go get it.
Word is African witch doctors have filed a grievance…
No reason to disbelieve them – by all means let them diagnose their medical conditions thus.
In fact, I have a couple of ceramic magnets out in the shed I could let go for just a few thousand gold dinari … each …
izlamo delenda est …
“internal bipolar magnetic fields”
It’s sorta hard to do any detecting at a distance with a magnetic field that’s internal. And bipolar fields are your basic, natural, garden variety fields. I’d like to ask him why they didn’t use magnetic monopoles, as they’re kinda special. I’m sure Al, uh, would cobble some up for him if he stuck his ass up in the air and begged abjectly and promised to kill infidels with them.
100 meters.
That’s some good social distancing.
I’ve got a bullshit meter.
This reminds me of a story. A long time ago there was a guy who set up a mobile Free mammogram Trailer. He had a machine and a white coat, the whole deal. Women would enter, disrobe, stand In front of the machine, lights would blink, the machine would make noise, etc. Told them he would mail them the results. It seems the perv was just taking photos.
I’ll put more faith in essential oils than this.
I guess they won’t be needing the $5B that Feinstein was squawking about.
His pet goat…..”Hidethe” had no comment.
(Removed by Breitbart censors)
Great, I can see them torching whole villages, people included on the say so of the magic 8-ball gismo
Top 10IO AI. AYE.
Shadow Fighter ready.
Tiny Time Travelin’ Finger Slinger.
Tonight, Tonight.
or. . .
Saturday Nights All Right For Fighting.
What’s it gonna be?
Wait For IT.
Did anyone tell him, that “Magic *-Ball” is ALREADY trademarked? 🤣🤣🤣
AKA as Iranian Roulette. BANG, oh, he was infected
You know of course at least according to Kurt Vonnegut Jr. in his book Breakfast of Champions that the symbol * stands for asshole.
Not so sure about it detecting the presence of viruses, but I’m betting it will find a female goat in a hurry.
It’s an old shobox containing a dead chicken, the head of a viper and 24 mouse skeletons wrapped in a baby burka.
MJA,love the pic of the device which I am sure is very accurate. I can envision them using it too!
Yeah, and like they sure have a great track record with Gaydar…
He is trying to be relevant in a crisis that requires no military intervention, and at a time when popular discontent was rising over the bloated military budget when the medical system was broken — before the Xi virus hit.
Unfortunately, this sort of magnety mumbo-jumbo finds legitimacy in some “scholarly” journals. He is probably basing his lie on a commonly available diagnostic machine that supposedly measures the magnetic fields of the body. Likely a Maoist-medical-marvel invention, or a holdover from the magnetic medicine scams sold popularly (including Sears catalog, along with electrified groin trusses) over a hundred years ago.
Iran saves the world! In related news a Muslim actually invented something, oh wait…
@ geoff the aardvark
Apparently, “8-ball” gets censored.
Maybe “Eight-ball” doesn’t. 😳
p.s. ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND… this time, it DOESN’T. 🙄
@geoff the aardvark – I’ve always used * as an abbreviation for )*(