Helpful Tip #45 – IOTW Report

Helpful Tip #45

You’re welcome.

h/t MLM.

29 Comments on Helpful Tip #45

  1. With all the winter spawned potholes around here it might be a good idea to check your tires for any damage and take off your studded winter tires soon before the cops hear you clacking down the road, it always happens that some one will forget. And change the discombobulator fluid in the thingamajig or doohickey under the hood just because.

  2. We never did any unnecessary work on any of our customers cars when I was working for my Dad pumping gas back in the late 60’s and early 70’s. Except for maybe one of the older mechanics very calmly walking away after cutting the horn cable after some knucklehead blew his horn at him when he went to check the oil and the guy was a total jerk. He didn’t get into trouble and the jerk never came back and we got a good laugh out of it.

  3. I highly recommend you watch this video about your transmission to supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors and also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

  4. Eternal cracker. I love jibberish. This guy is smarter and funnier than Bill Nye the so called science guy and you just know the gubmint would probably fall for this. He’s also the kind of guy who would send out the fng (in polite English, newbie) in my fighter squadron to get the keys to the F-4 Phantom so they could start the engines and laugh his ass off when he went to get the keys. And honest to God the new guy’s nickname was Radar since he was an electronic tech.

  5. Geoff – the windows are a primary component of the auto industry’s “440 A/C” equipment line. Four windows down at 40 mph. Fart filters are essential during the winter months and after visiting an all you can eat bean burrito buffet.

  6. @Dadof4, thanks for the reminder. I forgot my seasonal tire air replacement.
    Most of the air in the SUV has been in there since last summer.

    Almost as bad as that guy who tried to drive from Florida to Colorado.
    Denver’s at 5.000 feet, but all his tires were inflated at sea level.

  7. Thats nothing. Had a girlfriend who would set her alarm to get up at 2 AM to change her clocks for daylight savings time.

    Oh please finish! This story is incomplete!

    Tell us how many times she got up and set the clock back?

    What was her clue to stop, sunrise?

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