Empress Stah hung from her trapeze above the stage as hundreds of Splorers waited for the moment. Her muscular body swung, her legs stretched far apart, and then a laser shot out of her anus and across the crowd. The music, produced by Canadian artist Peaches, was dark and intense as she spun on her hexagonal swing, as the laser butt plug changed colours and size from a single tight beam to a thick rainbow haze. It was athletic, hypnotic, multi coloured, and coming straight out of her arse.
How much is your show and your approach to art about the celebration of our sexuality?
In my work and performances I use my body, often naked, and I wear things inside my body and I deal with issues of gender fluidity and who you are inside, and fetishism, and of course my laser butt plug performance which is starring in the show tonight.
There’s a gif at the site linked that will give you a taste, sorry, of this FANNYtastic act.
Whatever happened to talent?
ht/ The Big Owe
Her act really stinks.
Sometimes words just can’t express………but asshole seems close enough.
Empress Stan?
So the old proctologist says, “Wait a minute…if this is my thermometer, then where the heck is my penlight?!”
A lightsaber coming out of your butt?
Cool dude……
Imagine the look on Ed Sullivan’s face if she performed her ‘art’ on his show.
The audience who pays to see this: low expectation mouth breathers.
Pardon the apparant snobbery, but really, people?
So the rumors are true! There really is a light out the end of the tunnel… 🙂
That’s as pretentious and phony as the interview I heard on NPR, the “artist” was going on and on about “microtones” and “notes between notes”. Only in your own fevered imagination, both of you.
Cue Doctor Evil: You know, I have one simple request…and that is to have trollops with frickin’ laser beams attached to their butts.
I guess the G string holds the
butt staub from ejecting…
After viewing the gif, I got the feeling that my whole life is some kind of dream and I’m wondering whose it is and if they’re enjoying it.
Why is there only one laser? If she doesn’t develop her act, someone will come along with more lasers, and she’ll lose bookings.
I would prefer to be awash in laser light than a stream of hot, steamy shiite……
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
If by saying ““…her art challenges audiences to look at the world in a different way.” you mean look the other way, I get it. Because now I wish I hadn’t looked at all.
From the article:
“…tolerance feels like such a disappointing aspiration. Here the freaks, and the people who are learning about their freakiness, get so much more than tolerance, they get to be who they want to be. How important are places like this for encouraging something that’s greater than tolerance, but an understanding of eachother?”
Tolerance was never about tolerance, but rather about forced acceptance for some and, as this quote indicates, conversion to “freakiness” among the more weak-willed and pliable. Getting God and all His silly rules for living a good life cast aside results in more weak-willed and pliable people than ever, all searching for some type of affinity, for someplace to belong, for…something. They don’t even know what. But I’m pretty sure a laser light up the butt will not provide a satisfying answer.
Frickin’ sharts with frickin’ lasers…
“IT must think the sun shines out its arse, Sonny…”
– M. Python –
A laser buttplug? Didn’t Bender offer Fry one of those? Before he was sent off to robot prison?
This is a wonderfully apt metaphor for the inspiration for almost all modern “art” – it simply comes out their asses.
Hmm. Is the Muse of Modern Art Errata or Derpsichore? Oh, Wait. Silly me. Of course it has to be Urinea.
In 19th century France le Petard used to thrill audiences by standing on his head and farting out the French National Anthem.
Unable to compete with such talent Monet and Renoir hid themselves away and painted.
It’s probably the light off of a Model Train..
She’s got the whole set up there…Tracks and all.
“Don’t let the Midnight Special, Shine it’s light on Me!”
Notice posted outside theater:
“TONIGHT’S SHOW CANCELED DUE TO DIARRHEA”
🙂
So … the guy lighting off bottle rockets from his ass just needed a different venue? Should have hired a “press agent” and called it “art?”
Oy!
izlamo delenda est …
Her 15 minutes are up
Notes between notes? Out of tune with life itself.
I wonder if her mom and dad game to see the show?
“Yeah, that’s our girl.”
Because no one ever told her that shooting a laser out of her ass in public for approval was depraved, and to seek therapy?
I don’t consider myself a very religious man but it’s time for another flood.
This is where, “Definingdeviancy down,” has gotten us. I bet Daniel Moynihan had no idea that it would go this low.
Paul Joseph Watson does a good job on this modern art nonsense
Proving, once again, that morphologically, we are just worms. As is the audience for watching it.
I guess she don’t need to worry about any laser beams of intelligence coming out of her ears, nose and mouth.
What you going to say to children about yourself, when you’re 64?
I don’t know…does she like long walks on the beach…cuddling…eating out?
Jess… lololol
Behold the power of this fully armed and operational battle orifice!
I feel a grave disturbance in the Arse.
Luke, you don’t know the POWER of the Really Dark Side.
Han Solo: “Kid, I’ve flown from one side of this galaxy to the other and I’ve seen some really weird things, but I’ve never seen a chick shooting blaster fire out her butt.”
Chewbacca, pointing out to starboard: “Uh, Han…”
An elegant weapon for a more civilized time, not as clumsy or random as a blas–LEIA, WHAT IN THE NAME OF YODA ARE YOU DOING WITH ANAKIN’S LIGHTSABER!?!