Ah, but I do exaggerate.
Just messin’ with ya.
Large asteroid to hurtle past Earth on April 19.
Paris (AFP) – An asteroid as big as the Rock of Gibraltar will streak past Earth on April 19 at a safe but uncomfortably close distance, according to astronomers.
“Although there is no possibility for the asteroid to collide with our planet, this will be a very close approach for an asteroid this size,” NASA said in a statement.
Dubbed 2014-JO25 and roughly 650 metres (2,000 feet) across, the asteroid will come within 1.8 million kilometres (1.1 million miles) of Earth, less than five times the distance to the Moon.
It will pass closest to our planet after having looped around the Sun. 2014-J25’s will then continue on past Jupiter before heading back toward the centre of our Solar System.
Smaller asteroids whizz by Earth several times a week. But the last time one at least this size came as close was in 2004, when Toutatis — five kilometres (3.1 miles) across — passed within four lunar distances.
After finally shitcanning the obamanaut, it’d be
our luck it would hit.
With the way humanity has degraded over the past 8 years, I’d say we are probably due for an Extinction Level Event!
What could possibly happen, glide by us? I’ve got friends dying of various diseases, ask them if they give a fuck!
Now if a gargantuan asteroid plowed into the Moon things would truly get dicey.
Ok faithful followers, you know what to do.
Thanks, I’ll mark my calendar.
Sounds like the prelude to Neal Stephenson’s Seven Eves
Some asstronomers will do anything for attention!