MISOGYNY ALERT!!!!!!!
As Mika softens her hardline leftist stance (viewers are definitely noticing that the RINO Joe Scarborough is rubbing one off on… errr… rubbing off on her.)((Yes, folks, Mika and Joe are an item. It’s the worst kept secret on the planet.)) some men, not gonna mention any names, are finding that she is not completely off “the list.”
What’s the list? That’s the list men keep in their heads. It’s the “would we do her, or would we not do her?” list. Some women out there need not be ardent lefties to be off the list.
Whoopi could be the president of the John Birch society and she’d be off the list.
Conversely, there are absolute communist harpies out there, screeching all sorts of nonsense, waving placards, and still men think, “I’d do her.”
For example, Chilean communist Camila Vallejo. Most men would Trotsky over to her house.
The problems arise in that gray area.
Mika is not in Camila’s league looks-wise. But she’s also not completely lost on the left end of political spectrum.
She’s not only showing signs of creeping rightward, she’s also much better looking than she used to be. These are some pictures of her when she was a local talent in Hartford, Connecticut.
If Camila Vallejo shinola starts spilling from that particular helmet, I’m afraid she’s mired somewhere in Joy Behar territory, which is nowhere near “the list.”
But she’s aged well. In certain lighting she loses the Glenn Close witchface and she looks… okay. Almost hot.
With the rightward tilt she’s a tough call.
MISOGYNY SESSION COMPLETE
I would treat her like a farm animal,
and keep her locked out in the barn where she belongs.
I’d willing pound some good conservative values into Mika.
Aged well??? More like how somewhere uptown Manhattan a plastic surgeon has retired well.
She looks way better now than years ago. In fact I can’t believe that was her. The Chilean commie is pretty hot. Chances are both of them would get tired of me after a few days.
Joe6pak.
That made me laugh hard. After a couple days, who cares. It would be like a scene out of the first Bad Santa.
Now the Chilean would try and kill you in your sleep. No thanks.
It took me a long time to learn to stay away from Hot But Crazy.
As a wise man said:
“The screwing you get
Isn’t worth the screwing you get”.
MAGA!
GEEEEEEZZ, You guys. Don’t you remember the Nobel prize winning make-up job that was done on Hillary? Mika hasn’t aged that well, she just got a better make-up artist.
No comment.
She’s 49, a Taurus and believes in unicorns.
Umm, sure, even sober! 🙂
Yes.
Mika Vodka, Vodka Mika.
Wasn’t she drunk during Obama’s second election night telecast?
The Good Lord makes sure we all receive blessings and that we all bear crosses. Her blessing is her beauty. Her cross is her blindness to Satan. Some day we all have to stand in front of the Lord and explain what we did with his blessings. May God have mercy on her soul.
Janet Reno was so cute, until she died.
Oh, please, she was and still is hot before the recent shift just as certain lefties like Crystal Ball was and still is hot. C’mon, guys, we’re righties and we should be able to call facts as they are.
She’s pretty Saucy.
I’d give her a hot water spanking.
I’d just have to up my game on pretending to listen.
I dunno.
Cigarette smoking is a turn off to me.
A woman diminishes on the chart when they smoke.
So it’s not a big leap to say the hotness diminishes when they’re lefties.
Typical Dem – fake.
LBS. She’s aging with some dignity but if she stayed away from the morning vodka, she’d look better. But whatever, she’s a fucking scatterbrain. I would, if I could.
But I can’t. There’s a limit to what a man can do.
many women I have met throughout the years I have been totally attracted to …. until they opened their mouths
it becomes a serious conflict when I am fighting the urge to stick my fist down her throat … instead of other appendages … yes, I am a pig
(& my apologies to any persons of the female persuasion that I might have offended w/ that remark: I have never in my life stick my fist into a woman’s puss …. umm, I mean face)
beauty is only skin deep … but ugly goes all the way to the bone
If she smokes, she pokes.
Which one smokes? Mika or the commie? Tough to put up with a smoker.
Who the frack is Mika?
How do people who not know who Mika is comment on a plotical blog?
Wow. she’s had a lot of work done. She looks better now. lol. Was she smart before?
Honestly, I’d rather travel back in time to the 70s and do Margaret Trudeau, with Mick Jagger and Charlie Watts, in the back of a limo. They’d have to wait their turns, though.
She will be smoking when I get through with her.
Okay, I will comment on how I became Meerkat Brzezinski. So, for those that have not payed attention to my posts over the years, I am male, happily married and the father of three great kids. Several years back I was actually thinking exactly what BFH is talking about. Is she hot? Is she not? She was an “in the tank” Obama chick. But at time I thought she came off sometimes cute and most other times I thought she was snark and snide. I was on the fence. Hated her politics, but unsure if the heavy makeup was hiding her ugliness.
At that time my IOTW handle was “Hank”. I wanted to change it and add a new moniker + image. Then one day I see my wife my daughters watching some television show about meerkats. I immediately said, “that meerkat looks like Mika!” End of story, it stuck.
Brad, Now that’s funny!
Maybe as #3 in a three-way. But that’s it.
What a conundrum huh fellas (and some of you Rosie O’ types lurking out there in the digital jungle)..She’s ok looking, nice rack, I assume a decent set of hips with only the average cottage cheese dimples as she is displayed on TV from the waist up the majority of time. The big question is, (assuming none of this nekkid activity involves ropes, duct tape and or dog collars)is What to do with her the next morning, after you have satisfied one or both of you. Her being in a Vodka induced state of attraction to you makes part 1 an easy task – part 2, the sober part, hmmm…that complicates things. Just sayin
I stopped doing liberals in my early 30s-my criteria until then was if she had a pulse…there’s plenty of gorgeous conservative women that I’ll never get around to so why bother with morons?
I remember my last one, Lindy. Gorgeous rack, fabulous face…one morning after a furniture breaking entwinement the night before, over coffee she lamented how terrible it was that I liked RR. On the way home, I thought it was about time I steered myself away from idiocy.
Much to the dismay, I might add, of my…ahem, partner in crime.
A hard dick knows no politics
She is on the list, I’m old but not dead, love looking at pretty girls and knowing that the best is waiting at home for me.
Remember, guys, no matter how good she looks, there’s some guy out there somewhere who’s sick of putting up with her shit.
Mika ? Seriously ?
Not in a million years.
She’s. An. Idiot.
But that Camila Vallejo is a different story.
I’m getting a Catherine Zeta-Jones vibe from her, and I think CZJ is smokin’.
Of course, you’d have to duct tape her mouth shut…
Thanks for the origin story Meerkat.
I am always interested in things like that.
@Meerkat Brzezinski
I immediately said, “that meerkat looks like Mika!”
She does!
Ball gags. They’re not just for ghey men anymore!
Chilean communist Camila Vallejo; is that a piercing in her right nostril or a bugger? That’s why I hate pierced noses, you can’t always tell. Piercings are worse than smoking and smoking+booze is one of the worse smells ever.
But hey, some guys will screw anything.
“F… a duck” isn’t just a saying.