He’s moved on from the kazoo

21 Comments on He’s moved on from the kazoo

1. Don’t fergit to bring yer Poop Knife if yer gonna listen to that shit!

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2. Talk about a blow-hard!

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3. Brings a new meaning to woodWIND.

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4. Clarinet? Stick it up your…DUDE, I WAS JUST KIDDING!

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5. He opened with Shake Your Booty

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6. ooh ooh that smell… can’tcha smell that smell?

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7. Talk about blowing it out your ass

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8. Is he accompanied by angels? I don’t get. He’s dead. Or is he making a comeback?

9. He was let in through the back door of the theatre.

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10. Doo Doo Doo lookin out my back door

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11. Flight of the bumblebee

    I can play that without an instrument after all you can eat burrito night.

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12. He played the famous mondegreen “There’s a bathroom on the right”!

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13. Whistle while you work

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14. Lip my reeds.

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15. That Jethro Tull classic: Bung-hole in the Jungle.

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16. It’s Strengthening The Community Through The Farts.

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17. Here’s a few more selections from his playlist:
    Tush
    Brown eyed girl
    Dirty Laundry
    Don’t do me like that
    Bad Moon Rising
    Got me under pressure
    30 Days in the Hole
    Up around the bend
    Tunnel of Love
    Stand Back
    Fire Down Below
    Let it Bleed
    Urgent
    You don’t know how it feels

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18. Talk about Rollover Beethoven

19. The whole concert stunk.

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20. If the concert was held in a church rectory, the headline makes sense.

21. I tried that with an organ …