“His cousin Vinnie E. Normous could be his campaign manager…” You Cheated! Yer beer drinkin’ goat came up with that one, didn’t he?!!!
Maybe he could get “crossover” appeal by using this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSbvmHPq-5g as his campaign song.
And it would be perfect if he could get a “celebrity endorsement from that actual American Olympic diver — Steele Johnson.
OK, someone’s got to do it – – I.P. Freely in charge of converting public bathrooms to transvestite-friendly.
Hurdles track coach working under that Athletic Director whose running career was shortened from injury. Won Hung Lo
His cousin Vinnie E. Normous could be his campaign manager…
Gig Antic could be chief go staff…
Good one!!!
Hugh Morris….press secretary…
“His cousin Vinnie E. Normous could be his campaign manager…”
You Cheated!
Yer beer drinkin’ goat came up with that one, didn’t he?!!!
Ella Phantine is his fiance…
Maybe he could get “crossover” appeal by using this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSbvmHPq-5g
as his campaign song.
Val Uminous is his unofficial mistress…
The treasurer’s name is Skip Towne
Howie Feltertitz
In your face, feminazi mental patient from Hell!
Trump/Mungus 2016
Ann Anias – Ethics Supervisor
Don’t forget Colonel Lingus
And it would be perfect if he could get a “celebrity endorsement from that actual American Olympic diver — Steele Johnson.
Libby Popper
Hey, I know that guy’s wife! Incontentia Buttocks!
Mayor Pro Tem: Mike Oxawopper
His campaign finance manager could be Noah Count
Badco
Her name should be Yeast Infection, because she is an irritating cun…
Or his cousin Hugh G. Rexshun.
He needs a token islamic psycho in his administration. How about Mustava Rod Upr Poopr?
Mike Hunt
Adolf Oliver Bush
Surgeon general….Al O’Vera…
Public works director….Rusty Sewer…
OK, someone’s got to do it – – I.P. Freely in charge of converting public bathrooms to transvestite-friendly.
He has a Chinese chef named Lo Hyng Gy.
With an assistant named Sum Dum Chic.
Hugh Jass for Secretary of Physical Fitness!
African outreach coordinator….B. Nana Hammock….
Lesbian advocate…Felicia Loins…
Athletic director….Seymour Butts….
He has lofty goals, so his chief of staff will be Lu Cubrate.
Hurdles track coach working under that Athletic Director whose running career was shortened from injury.
Won Hung Lo
Pooper scooper at the municipal Zoo.
Sheetz Ooh
Motor pool director
Davy Harleson
Davy’s dyslexic. Or Lexdysic. I forget.
Campaign chair: Willy Makett
Vic chair: Betty Wonte
Publicist: Duim Goode
Minority out reach
Dindu Nufeen Jr
Women’s Health Czar
Summer Sieve
Campaign Head of Liberal Ideas Implementation
Helen Waite
I don’t get it. Some kind of play on words?
Wait until she meets Dick Gosinya. She’ll never get over it.
Our neighbors; Eileen and Ben Dover are voting for him.
Resource allocation liason
Juwanna Dick
Juwanna’s husband
Harry Dick
His Vice-Mayor can be that other famous sexual harasser: Joey Biden.
Director of public monitoring:
I. C. Yu
Dixie Normuss
Health care coordinator: Estée Dee
Community outreach: Lance Flachew
Well, according to Kenya Swallow, Buster Cherry and Ho Lee Fock.. that bitch is crazy..
I heard Anthony Weiner and Bill Clinton are advising Haywood Jablomey in his candidacy…..
I am backing Oliver Klosoff…..sounds promising!
Hugh G Rection?
awd
Oh here we go. Everything’s bigger in Texas. LOL
Buster Brazier
Official Vote Counter — Maude R. Fokker
Vasectomy doctor, Woo Kikidiki.
Dr. Lance Maboilz