Patriot Retort-
So this week we learned that saying pregnant women is baddy-bad-bad-bad. Instead, to be “inclusive,” we must call them birthing people. And, now we can’t call fat people “fat people.” Instead, they are larger-bodied people.
Yeah. Really.
Well, pregnant women usually get fat(ish) so…
Plus-sized Albert.
Caloricaly-challenged Albert
So will “phat” need to be omitted amongst black culture?
….HERE’S YOUR FAT ALBERT FOR DEMOCRATS!
(LANGUAGE WARNING)
https://youtu.be/xyjhiLm7d4I
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minivan
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lmfao
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:))
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( . ) ( . )
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minga
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pie wagon
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donut hole
climbing hills
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dutch
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cysero
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plump
badonkey
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flut
nat
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uan dom
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ballon
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black beluga
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plumpette
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graziano
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elephant pussy
tommy
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hogmolly
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tony homo
boden
chunkated
lippid
peegee
two ton tessie
noah’s ark
keg
chicken nugget
fubby
spare tire
ipad
porkyporn
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people who talk shit about cross country
chiff
overbese
swamp cow
gloom cow
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rasva
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sleeve cheese
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vin
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sushi roll
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vanilla donk
dukey
flabster
pfat
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doritos
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chubby chaser
whales and witches
krumme
steak puff
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puggergutz
milking the cow
rufa
haveen
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tanque
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heanly
drew carey
hippo farmer
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fatzilla
hedgehog
fawos
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foodie
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aiman
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cat
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renetto
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coppercab
sloppy chocolate
stop sign
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andy
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:))))
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moose beard
carrots
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vanilla whale
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pussy lips
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blob
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fighs
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vaca
torta
big boobs
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lard off
ntftf
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titty boy
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hippo sex
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track
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micheal
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rilu
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elephant in the sand
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fland
bogoth
nfca
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orobo
butterbean
f.u.b.
dai fei chu
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man mammaries
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joe brown
vajobler
fupa-loompa
pork lolly
bondonkadonk
porkodile
shanule
chunky fun
frub
manatee
sumorissa
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fload
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thik
obeciety
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muwah
micheal moore
lamington
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buffalatuna
fei chai
choud
indian sex
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winged whale
maflo
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lidgey
fat fucking
battle pig
chobba
chubstep
fangly
yttaf
ditch pig
obesitron
flj
beefy sampson
gilbert
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fat abbott
rush limbaugh
dipdoodle
tubby pussy
meatwheels
heap
dargus
pfla
missionary impossible
afat
fat boi
baby buff
bopf
snizzatch
aroosh
jucy fruit
slam-pig
obesecheese
exercise
beta-ruler
tatonka love
chinkity chank
pount
rofk
salsbac
mc massive
jiggalypuff
mesapotania
doy-doy
chuga-bus
fat shit cat
gorda
fat joe hater
woop woop
flunt
whale attack
fuba
sparkle cake
bozzio
cankles
tfkm
wombodibus
ska-ska
bfnc
kenos
luigi
dawit
bleached whale
plubers
fattitude
heavy hitter
puffy
sloppopoddumus
hairy cow
big ass pussy
darwood
sleech
smells like cheese
lbh
sex clap
shamoo
lmffao
joey bag o’ donuts
quibby
kong dong
pooch
portopotamus
hersch
bizfatch
elephant toe
tarren
decepticon status
dragonslayer
fatty boom-boom
jeilen
frizbie
backle
porkenz
jelly dancers
ho tubs
bunny mound
justin hiscoe
chalupa
badass fatass
shelby
chombies
bubbly
clappas
ditchpig
easy
taxi whack
divij
subway
flabulous
gibby
shnarkey
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fatina
poon crease
rabadouchie
m&m’s
tubbalump
duoff
helga
vince
bri jay
foodist
swastisquach
simcore
tublin
carmel puff
lane bryant
porker
flumpnugget
logan cheely
fatst
hungry
crowbar
neckups
critical ass
hawgly
wanksock
tug boat
roundie
usa
oxycontin
balloon bung
beach whale
peili
rolls
halloween
seadonkadonk
plumpfuck
wayne rooney
tub of lard
duppa
orange
jables
fat chix
lily whites
u.s.f.
chode fuck
eat a fat one
diabeetus
azamat
faxican
cheeseburger shovels
blarpo
falzie
fls
bacon sex
slob
fold fucking
plumpydump
waitey
flabby dabby
fussock
avalanche
bage
sffb
f-pam
hermaphropotamus
horj
bullephant
panochuda
wanser
bluk
bankles
tig-o-bitties
farbie
umpsey
trawler
wofler
fadgita
fogwog
dickwang
firehog
two-stooler
lumpkin
dunnbie
fyfb
fluffy
siox
chunkard
bounky
guundu chicks
chunkroid
brobes
fat angst
american
back-tits
little big body
pie stacker
gump
carbs
tebay
aggis
cocoa dick
tonka dump
fpp
rosie o’donnell
furch
whale tongue
rhino
have you called jenny yet?
swamp molly
slop hog
borry
frank luntz
all fattered up
phat
birdy
yuji
nard
snausages
turd
satvik
chubaka
heifer
obeausity
voluptuous
gutter fuck
i’m festively plump
chode finger
pussy gut
farva
hailey
spandex
omar the tentmaker
heavy set
torkil
gunt punt
chad
lardo
hootie
jiggleboo
rookie
sucker
heffalump
pig muffin
donaldson
fat snap
rule 52
who ate all the pies
man the harpoons
fat boy
jenny craig dropout
great personality
dragonflyg1
fatosaurus
the sex dance
cellulite
male gunt
gorukha
soio
tunaboat
darkknight
tetays
bfy
diabeat-off
froopa
grissle
blast a moose
mccorkle
caylla
jack sprat
fatsist
tanker titties
fatastic
boiler up
fruit neck
waddletron
f.a.g.
hoggin’
floob
sluff
twaut
perogie flaps
beush
lardnapkin
tudge
fridge magnet
bone crusher
20
fatto
smoke a fatty
fat chicks
fat nappy
fat nap
fat sloth
fat chinese kid
mofat
fat hog
fatchet
fatwifeophobia
fat one
fatty mcfat fat
fatty mcnasty
fatty mooseknuckle
big flat fatty
fatty patty
fatopia
fattastic
fatman
fatifus
fatbulous
fat-nasty
short fatty
fatty mcfat
fat ass
fattywhompus
scafat
fatist
fatteries
fat tuna
fattyette
fatassedness
fatsig
faticize
dick fat
fatty boombah
dancer fat
fatily
mcfat
fat hennessey
fattress
amerifat
fatkie
fat-ach
fat fuck
What about; Knocked-up and sexually-penetratedly obese?
Well, like I’ve always said, not a lady ’til 180….
vongugenheimenwompenhomen?
Dude, you just making stuff up…..
Mark Webb
MAY 9, 2021 AT 7:49 PM
“vongugenheimenwompenhomen?
Dude, you just making stuff up…..”
…apparently not…
“vonGugenheimenwompenhomen
a fat dutch woman
Your vonGugenheimenwompenhomen is getting away. Go get her.”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vonGugenheimenwompenhomen
Doc to fatso patient: “No, no, no, you misunderstood! I’m truly as ‘fat accepting’ as anybody you know, because I accept that I live in the real world and ‘large bodied’ people are part of it. But YOU live in the real world, too, and you have to be truly ‘death accepting’ because if you don’t lose weight you’re going to die.”
This NewSpeak is becoming annoying and my patience is wearing thin.
So I take it “has more chins then a Hong Kong Phone directory” is right out?
Gay! Gay! Gay! It’s Petey B’s favorite unbleached elastic starfish…and that would be Chasten’s unbleached elastic starfish!
Chasty. It looks like our starfishes are having technical difficulties.
@Burr
I could not read all of them.
Did You get: GUNT ?
for the Tank Abrams/ Killary Hinton types
“Hey-hey-hey it’s solo-solo Albert”
https://youtu.be/O-E_DXYyb5s
Just stepped on the scales out here in the shop 201lbs with a beer in my hand.
I weigh 30 pounds more than when I graduated high school (at 119 lbs). Everybody I went to school with is either fat or dead.
Nah, I just copied and pasted from a slang website,the whole thing. Just reading a few of them now. Lol.
Hickachubbo………hahahahahahaha.
Wow. You are a small dude.
Good for you. Betting you outlive the average person.
Do4, there was a time it bothered me but not anymore. Never any guarantees of course – watch an Acme safe get dropped on me – but I will put my bloodwork up against anybody’s.
I got something wrong with my hypoidgladulargear. I actually eat like a bird. I eat bird seed, and drink out of mud puddles.
I only eat a family bag of Doritos once a day. Sometimes I drink a little too much soda… you know a 2 liter only 7 days a week.
@Burr, fatter than the debil, 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you! “Lord of the Onion Rings”!! Such a comprehensive öist!
I can tell all you fatties how to lose a ton of weight in a heart beat. But I wouldn’t recommend it.
@Burr — There are a few really good ones in there! I got smile from two stool beaver, gut lord, rag on a stick, and barge arse.
Then a laugh out loud from sha’niquapotamus.
But this one really cracked me up: missionary impossible.
HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAHAHA! *snort*
Butter golem……hahahahahahahahahahahaha…..
Man were such cruel bastids.
Ah well, these people should have stuck with the devil they knew….
Wish I knew Spanish slang. I don’t think it’s basic construction lends itself to the elastic hilarity of English though.
Hey, hey, hey … it’s Phat Albert — not to be confused with Prince Albert, which is a piercing in your wiener.
It’s no longer polite to call Democrats stupid.
– They are logically challenged.
– But I prefer calling them dumbfuck shitheads
Damn, Burr! I burned off a pound or two just scrolling through your list!
My brother once observed that you don’t see many fat old guys. That truth tends to guide my eating and drinking choices, for the struggle is real.
“Larger-bodied” is two words, FAT is only 1 word and 3 letters. I ain’t jumping through linguistic heads games to reach the same conclusion, and in fewer words. FAT works for me. Obese is more of a medical term, I’ll stick with FAT!
…as long as we’re screwing with Fat Al and the gang…
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3vqecy