Perhaps it’s a roll of Tums in her pocket…nah – it’s a penis.
14
Yes, it’s been covered many times but we’re bound to get drive by trolls for this one.
Not a pleat, fold nor something in the pocket, too far forward and mostly centered, and I understand that women’s pants rarely have large pockets like men’s do anyway.
Whatever it is, it swings freely and appears to have mass, length and girth.
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It’s a one-eyed trouser snake!
11
Well, there.
4
Leave Michael alone!
5
I believe in Asia they call em “Ladyboys”, here however we call them lying democrat criminals.
14
If it swang it gotta be a dang…
11
Step right up
Don’t be shy
You will not believe your eyes
A beauty
One in a Million
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
She won’t love you
5
I saw the now infamous “green dress” pic that clearly shows Big Mike’s package but after projectile vomiting all over my computer I must admit that the ellen video showing it swinging in the breeze so to speak, was the final word on the subject!
Notice how most trannies out themselves when they are in a non-threatening environment and forget that rapid physical movements makes the tape they use to hold their junk in place lets go?
Sorry, but I gotta go puke again….
6
Only been used twice
Once by the Harlem Globetrotters, and
Once by the Red Chinese Army.
I hate to go against the grain, but the Junior Clydesdale, Malia Obama, is such a dead ringer for Mooch that there is no way she could have been birthed by someone else. If Big Mike is a tranny, somehow her genes got transferred to the foal.
2
Cynic, maybe ‘she’ FATHERED Malia?!
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I’m surprised Barack has such a deep voice.
2
Look, I think that Mooch is as nasty and unfeminine looking as the next person, but to keep her “tranny” status under wraps for eight years as FLOTUS, not to mention the previous years in the public eye is a bit far fetched. It’s fun to make fun of her, but believing it to be fact is a stretch.
Now, I definitely believe that she is a beard and that the kids are a cover as well. I would be shocked if Barky ever stuck his d*cky in her p*ssy.
5
Mike needs a Bike…
Get ’em at Jockstrap Central.
or Dicks…
1
Paging MinnyMel for comments! HA!
BOO!
Ghost
2
Nice.
But when I read the title “Hey Mike” with a song and video about Michelle, I heard Jimi Hendrix singing:
Heeey Mike! Where you goin’ with that gun in yo pants..
3
So y’all who say it ain’t what it looks like…then what is it? What else could swing like what it looks like is swinging commando style, but ain’t that?
5
@Grool (and others) – yeah, baggy polyester pants on a moving gyrating body definitively shows a cock underneath. Seeing (the real thing) is believing, everything else is just fantasy.
4
Big Mike is probably genetically female with ambiguous genetalia. She’s most like a hermaphrodite. Usually children undergo corrective surgery for her problem soon after they are born. No telling why her parents would let this go. Doubt she could bear children as a result. Malaria and Sharia must be adopted.
2
Boxers or briefs?
1
aside from the unusual shortness of the index finger- the Ellen video with the flopping flesh piece is what gives me doubt to Michelle being a female.
Well that and the lack of any pregnancy photos/no bathing suit photos or anything like that. 🤔
Haaaaaaahahahahaew.
Perhaps it’s a roll of Tums in her pocket…nah – it’s a penis.
Yes, it’s been covered many times but we’re bound to get drive by trolls for this one.
Not a pleat, fold nor something in the pocket, too far forward and mostly centered, and I understand that women’s pants rarely have large pockets like men’s do anyway.
Whatever it is, it swings freely and appears to have mass, length and girth.
It’s a one-eyed trouser snake!
Well, there.
Leave Michael alone!
I believe in Asia they call em “Ladyboys”, here however we call them lying democrat criminals.
If it swang it gotta be a dang…
Step right up
Don’t be shy
You will not believe your eyes
A beauty
One in a Million
Why would I lie?
Why would I lie?
She won’t love you
I saw the now infamous “green dress” pic that clearly shows Big Mike’s package but after projectile vomiting all over my computer I must admit that the ellen video showing it swinging in the breeze so to speak, was the final word on the subject!
Notice how most trannies out themselves when they are in a non-threatening environment and forget that rapid physical movements makes the tape they use to hold their junk in place lets go?
Sorry, but I gotta go puke again….
Only been used twice
Once by the Harlem Globetrotters, and
Once by the Red Chinese Army.
The angle of the dangle seems right.
More Big Mike info…great read!!
https://twitter.com/PunishDem1776/status/1234297154375704577
I hate to go against the grain, but the Junior Clydesdale, Malia Obama, is such a dead ringer for Mooch that there is no way she could have been birthed by someone else. If Big Mike is a tranny, somehow her genes got transferred to the foal.
Cynic, maybe ‘she’ FATHERED Malia?!
I’m surprised Barack has such a deep voice.
Look, I think that Mooch is as nasty and unfeminine looking as the next person, but to keep her “tranny” status under wraps for eight years as FLOTUS, not to mention the previous years in the public eye is a bit far fetched. It’s fun to make fun of her, but believing it to be fact is a stretch.
Now, I definitely believe that she is a beard and that the kids are a cover as well. I would be shocked if Barky ever stuck his d*cky in her p*ssy.
Mike needs a Bike…
Get ’em at Jockstrap Central.
or Dicks…
Paging MinnyMel for comments! HA!
BOO!
Ghost
Nice.
But when I read the title “Hey Mike” with a song and video about Michelle, I heard Jimi Hendrix singing:
Heeey Mike! Where you goin’ with that gun in yo pants..
So y’all who say it ain’t what it looks like…then what is it? What else could swing like what it looks like is swinging commando style, but ain’t that?
@Grool (and others) – yeah, baggy polyester pants on a moving gyrating body definitively shows a cock underneath. Seeing (the real thing) is believing, everything else is just fantasy.
Big Mike is probably genetically female with ambiguous genetalia. She’s most like a hermaphrodite. Usually children undergo corrective surgery for her problem soon after they are born. No telling why her parents would let this go. Doubt she could bear children as a result. Malaria and Sharia must be adopted.
Boxers or briefs?
aside from the unusual shortness of the index finger- the Ellen video with the flopping flesh piece is what gives me doubt to Michelle being a female.
Well that and the lack of any pregnancy photos/no bathing suit photos or anything like that. 🤔
Big Mike’s possible issue;
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/ambiguous-genitalia/symptoms-causes/syc-20369273
Gives fuel to her hateful and angry, side eyed envy and pity party, commie victimization tantrums.