Blame Cynic. He sent it in.
Unlike humans, male mice have what is called an “ossified” penis, which means it sports a bone.
For the study, Andre and a team exposed young, male house mice to two different environments.
“One group of males were growing up in close proximity with two other growing males,” the scientist told AFP. The second group had only females in their midst.
When the rodents reached maturity, their penises were examined, and the shape and size compared.
Mice exposed to other males from a young age “possessed a thicker ossified penis,” said Andre.
The team speculate it could all be about pleasing the ladies.
Potential partners may prefer “the male best equipped to stimulate the female during mating,” said Andre.
“Higher stimulation may also lead to a shift in female sexual behaviour. For example, she may or may not engage in further copulations according to the stimulation received from her previous mate.”
But this is just one hypothesis, and further study is needed, said the team.
Yes, further study is absolutely necessary. Report back when you’re satisfied that you’ve gotten to the bottom of why some mice are porn stars.
What a waste of money and time. I suppose this is government funded.
A handsome young rodent named Gracian
As a lifeguard became a sensation.
All the lady mice raved,
And screamed to be saved
By his mouse-to-mouse resuscitation.
I seem to recall moonshiner Popcorn Sutton sported a raccoon penis bone in his hat band. If that sort of thing appeals to ya. You can order them on Amazon. Why that’s possible I haven’t a clue. It’s as big a mystery as how i discovered that possibility.
Future research will be conducted to unlock the mystery of why liberals (male and female) are often born with their underdeveloped penis on their heads.
I never hoid the comment “Hung like a field mouse” used as a compliment…
I don’t think we can overstate the importance of this study. Unlocking the secrets of mouse peckers can provide answers to questions about our existence that have plagued man since the dawn of time.
University of Western Australia doing the study.
Hickory dickory doc
I study boney mouse 🐁 cock….
MSNBC BBC UK bureau Mourning Joe actress Katty Kay looking mighty uptighty and “you do look a little peaked”
Their UK Ballon is not getting the View they hoped.
A 45 Gallon Hat floats bigger and higher
June 27, 2018
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Always 8 steps aHead
Craigs List ad:
Wanted; Mouse Fluffer for government funded scientific study…..
Glad they’re on top of this. We need to know this stuff
Next:
Do dogs approve of Nougat?
Katty Kay at 1340 “Sorry. There’s a frog in my throat”
The Correct Answer to a grammer question asked somewhere. . .someplace
“Donald and Me”
Oh, so that’s were we got “boner”, from these little peckers.
At last an insult worth remembering….Barack Hussein Obama…mouse dick
So they make a career out of studying Paul Ryan?
Why does this matter, why do they do these studies??? Just-
W H Y.