DMUK:
Hillary Clinton, 74, said that she started wearing her infamous pantsuits in the 1990s after a Brazilian company used the image of her in a skirt for a suggestive lingerie advertisement.
‘I was sitting on a couch and the press was let in, there were a bunch of them shooting up,’ Clinton recounted on Sunday to CBS News host Norah O’Donnell when describing the moment the image was captured when she was still first lady.
‘All of a sudden, the White House gets alerted to these billboards that show me sitting down with — I thought my legs [were] together, but the way it’s shot, it’s sort of suggestive,’ the former Secretary of State added.
The ad, launched in 1995 in Brazilian magazines, was for the lingerie brand Duloren and featured an image where Clinton was pictured accidentally showing her panties beneath a tight skirt during a trip to Brazil. more
h/t illustr8r
Sure the ad wasn’t for birth control or a divorce attorney?
Hillary, even with your legs spread no one could see past your fat thighs. Give it up Porky.
NO. Just no.
https://youtu.be/uhDOS_RPfxg
You know why she started shaving her legs?
“I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. So I started shaving after that.”
Maybe it was a tourism ad for the dangers of Death Valley
It it just me or is she trying to “rehabilitate” herself?
Stories about her seem to be everywhere…hmn?
I’m NOT going to investigate.
The last thing I want to have Burn my eyes is an Upskirt of Hillary.
Naw….it was an ad warning about STDs
I WIN! He is circumcised!
Please, people, cut the old, Chardonnay glugging, lying, email deleting, Benghazi American death causing, election loser some slack. Webster Hubble saw past whatever it was that President Elect Hillary Rodham Clinton is trying to confine in those wonderful, roomy, colorful, big pants that make her arse look like it needs six Secret Service Agents to toss her in a van in a hot New York minute. Thousands of Macedonian Content Farmers love those big ones, and so does Huma.
These days it would be an ad for ostomy supplies.
She’s the picture of modesty, she assures you. Being an associate or some guard of hers is what I’d worry about.
She thinks waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of herself. And that’s always been her problem.
That explains why slick willy is bent.
So, she did it to spare my optic nerve from the visual of her large curd, upper thigh cheese, which might have caused it to completely unravel?
Well, good for her!!
Not. Enough. Bleach.
Slow news day today?
Incontinence briefs would be believable. This sounds like bullshit.
Megalomaniacs don’t want to be caught off guard, perceived as weak, vulnerable, making mistakes or seen as anything less than god-like. Hellary ticks all those boxes by over reacting to something she had no control over. Typical control freak.
^ Yes. And old episodes of 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝑰𝒕 𝑻𝒐 𝑩𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒓 always improve the ratings.
Yes it was a centerfold for the visually impaired.
They must have photoshopped the flies out of the shot.
Yeah, more shit that didn’t happen:
I was named after Edmund Hillary
I had to dodge sniper fire in Bosnia
I made all that money on cattle futures
Chelsea is Bill’s daughter
We were dead broke when we left the White House
I was going to join the military
Benghazi was because of a YouTube video
I didn’t have an illegal server
I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky (oops, wrong Clinton lie)
Now, someone took a pic of my panties and used it as an ad (instead of stabbing their eyes out like Oedipus)
Hey! Look at me!
I’m Hillary Clinton!
Look at me!
See, I know that Bill was a cad and that I wore underpants.
Look at me!
Did she actually start wearing sweats in 1995?
I really don’t GAF, but did she?
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
https://youtu.be/8dKXPyTMwLE
I’ll take “Things that never happened for $100”, Alex.
She really thinks there must be someone out there interested in seeing her ugly body.
Desperate idiot.
John J. Smith
SEPTEMBER 7, 2022 AT 8:01 PM
“She really thinks there must be someone out there interested in seeing her ugly body.”
Sure. MANY people would like to see it.
Swinging from a particularly stout tree.
“Hillary Clinton says she switched to wearing pantsuits after ‘suggestive’ photos were taken of her”
She wishes. Ain’t nobody that hard up for fappin’ material.
@Heatsync — Webb Hubbell, maybe.
Could have been worse.
Could have been scratch n sniff.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAZBw9tWkAUDt7O?format=jpg&name=small
Bullshit story, that a real press would debunk. All designed to garner sympathy for the ugly old witch. Why? She is getting ready for a come back bid for the presidency.
I’d rather eat parasite-ridden crickets than see those photos
https://c.tenor.com/PGdkgFDmjNEAAAAS/emperors-new-groove-yzma.gif
Cynic
SEPTEMBER 7, 2022 AT 9:18 PM
“I’d rather eat parasite-ridden crickets than see those photos”
…if you want parasite-ridden CROTCH crickets, BOY do I have a treat for YOU!
I can imagine what 5 lbs of chewed bubble gum looks like.
Please, bitch.🥴
Those weren’t her panties….they were cobwebs.
The Clinton rejected wife hiding the urine stains and smell coming out from under a skirt or dress. BiLewensky likely can’t stand the sight of her (unappetizing) cankled legs.
Hitlery’s rehabilitation causing regurgitation in everyone else.
Figures.