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Crack Cocaine or maybe Heroin?
A lobotomy and two glass eyes.
This post is a true story. Bill went out and “bought” $200 million plus in donations to the Clinton foundation. It will still take a truckload of extra strength German beer, a very large paper bag and a “memory generator” (stocked with explicit porn videos of under-aged girls) for him to consummate the deal though.
Even though it still wouldn’t make Hitlery look sexy, he could probably work up a “grudge f*#^” for her if someone held a gun to his head.
Monica Lewinsky!
Didn’t she mean a coffin?
Her look sexy?…now that’s funny…a lot funnier than her bark like a dog joke.
Here ya go honey. It’s got all its shots and it’s been trained to walk on its hind legs.
What is it?
I think they call it a Humster.
We’ll call it Huma then.
Swell…. keep it close, it’ll make you look better… uh I gotta go find an intern.
A long hemp necklace.
With his wealth, he could buy the Tijuana donkey to service her. Although it might have scruples against banging an ugly alien life form!
Sorry, ma’am, medical science has not yet invented that pill.
A burqa and a plane ticket?
This is a problem even science couldn’t solve.
cue the music from mission immpossible
Stand her up next to Moose Obola …
No … wait … bend her over next to Moose Obola …
No … I think I’m gonna puke.
izlamo delenda est …
Moochell aint for sale to NO honkey!
Curious about what happened to him after the laughter fits stopped.
A Burka?
He bought hitlery a Melania Trump tattoo for her back.
She would look good in pine.
Does making her look less UNsexy count? He could look at her through the wrong end of a telescope.
Took Helen Thomas out to dinner.
There is not enough alcohol on this planet.
Not even an artfully draped flag of Old Blighty would work
I thought $5,000 Mao suits was what got AARP lesbian zombie communists kitties purring?
It’s gonna take all the Viagra Bill can buy on his next trip to Pedophelia Island.
A goat costume should do it for some of Killary’s supporters.
Build the wall yourself Bill. Hillary trapped on the other side would be sexy!