Hitler finds out Mueller testimony went badly – IOTW Report

Hitler finds out Mueller testimony went badly

Thursday, 25 July 2019, 0:13 BFH Uncategorized 21

Babylon Bee

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  3. Kinda’ tired of this Hitler’s Downfall, but this one was gold

    My favorite: “He spent five hours out there licking windows and eating glue!”

    00:00 – 00:03The Russian collusion case is dead.
    00:04 – 00:05They know Halper set it up.
    00:05 – 00:07Mifsud isn’t even Russian.
    00:08 – 00:12They know all about Azra Turk.
    00:12 – 00:15Barr is getting ready to declassify everything.
    00:17 – 00:19We can deal with no collusion.
    00:19 – 00:21We still have Mueller’s testimony.
    00:24 – 00:26Sir…
    00:27 – 00:28Mueller…
    00:31 – 00:33Mueller doesn’t even know what day it is.
    00:34 – 00:36He just mumbles “beyond my purview” 24/7.
    00:53 – 00:58Everyone out. Simpson, Steele, Schiff, Comey, and Clapper can stay.
    01:13 – 01:15″Let Mueller do it!” you said.
    01:15 – 01:17″Mueller will get rid of the bad orange man!”
    01:18 – 01:23You guaranteed that Mueller would clean up the mess you made!
    01:25 – 01:28″Mueller will convince them to impeach!”
    01:29 – 01:31Did you not see what happened today?
    01:31 – 01:34He didn’t even deny all the CNN leaks!
    01:34 – 01:37A retarded goldfish would’ve been more convincing.
    01:37 – 01:40Instead you sent a guy who didn’t read his own report!
    01:40 – 01:42Mueller was a Marine. And FBI director!
    01:42 – 01:46He spent five hours out there licking windows and eating glue!
    01:46 – 01:48He was a full partner at Wilmer Hale.
    01:48 – 01:52The man was forced to recant the only good testimony he gave.
    01:53 – 01:54He had to correct Ted Lieu!
    01:56 – 01:57″Full partner at Wilmer Hale.”
    01:57 – 02:00More like “PATHETIC FAIL.”
    02:00 – 02:03Babylon Bee mocked him for answering a banana phone.
    02:04 – 02:08A f***ing banana phone.
    02:08 – 02:13A regular Fredo Corleone Esquire, this guy.
    02:14 – 02:16″Oh, he’s smart. Not dumb, like everyone says.”
    02:17 – 02:21The whole point of getting stupid Emo Giraffe Comey fired here…
    02:27 – 02:29…was to get a special counsel.
    02:30 – 02:34And the whole point of getting a special counsel appointed…
    02:34 – 02:36…was to get subpoena and grand jury power…
    02:41 – 02:42…and force impeachment.
    02:43 – 02:47How are we going to impeach Drumpf when the guy who investigated him…
    02:48 – 02:53…identifies as a f***ing kitty cat on the hunt for Tweety Bird?
    02:54 – 02:56It’s over.
    02:56 – 02:59There’s no way out from here.
    03:00 – 03:02You made your beds, and now you’ll sleep in them.
    03:04 – 03:07Just wait for Rachel Maddow. She’ll know what to do.
    03:14 – 03:16You colluded with Russians and got caught.
    03:19 – 03:23You used honeypots and got caught.
    03:25 – 03:26You leaked and got caught.
    03:31 – 03:33Horowitz knows everything.
    03:40 – 03:46Durham knows everything.
    03:46 – 03:49Barr knows everything.
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  4. We still need to find out who Mr. Mustache is.
    I like to think that if Mueller got out of hand he would whisper in his ear and Bob would get up and leave.

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  8. The icing on the cake was watching POTUS Trump’s helicopter presser today in which he dressed down at least three “journalists” for continuing to ask about “obstruction” and “impeachment.”

    Must see.

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  10. Loco — haah! It was SO good!!

    I truly believe the press is going to finally put down the shovels they’ve been digging their own graves with for the past three years. Seriously. How much more evidence do the American people need to know they are a bunch of hack morons? If they don’t back away now and start telling the truth they’re gonna be ranked somewhere between the flat-earthers and the “we didn’t land on the moon” crowd. Possibly lower.

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  14. There’s a lot of people out there that had their careers destroyed by Mueller and Weismann that hopefully get some little satisfaction out of watching this bully be reduced to ashes.
    I hope it’s only act 1.

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  19. The jabbering and nattering leftist fools are still talking about how Mueller did not exonerate Trump even though it was proven that he did not have the authority to even consider it!

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  21. I don’t want to nitpick, because this one was funny. But it’s inconsistent to have Hitler say, “We still have Mueller’s testimony” after they told him the Mueller Report said no collusion. Because then he starts spouting a hilarious rant about what a crap job Mueller did. Just sayin…

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