Hee hee. I bet most of the men here would hit that.
12
She can safely go fishing with grandpa even if he won’t bring the PFDs.
7
“Grandma, it’s not safe for you to stand so close to the stovetop.”
11
She’s as loony as Biden if she thinks thats going to do the trick!
12
Grandpa’s ED is mysteriously cured.
7
On second thought maybe she should check with Swalwell!
4
aleon
MAY 16, 2021 AT 3:16 PM
“Grandpa’s ED is mysteriously cured.”
…well, if she bought them with his life insurance check as the story implies, he’s STIFF, all right…
27
Single and ready to mingle.
11
She may have nice knockers but I bet that ol granpa is limp as a noodle. And how do we know that those are not implants on granny?
4
As alluring as a 300 pound woman with yoga pants!
18
Needed that laugh! Thanks.
9
I think they call her a GILF. I wouldn’t have known, but a friend told me that.
9
Is that picture from the new Playboy with pictures like that for horny old guys who are trying to remember what sex was like when they were younger?
6
Wet T-shirt night at The Villages winner, 2020-2030…
18
GILF’s are generally found in nursing homes. And what old guy wouldn’t want to be nursed by those jugs.
5
I don’t get it.Did she buy a new coffee maker? What am I missing here?
17
Kamala Harris in a few years, if being president doesn’t kill her.
5
@Huron – Precisely! She got a new set of perky-ulators.
14
I have seen Dr. Jill’s future after she’s done with Joe.
11
Just add alcohol.
7
It’s a sad day at iOTW, bfh has resorted to click bait.
Full disclosure: I clicked…several times.
9
…well, that’s ONE way to thoroughly confuse the grandbabies at lunch time …
3
Why does she have a butt on her chest?
7
Twenty years ago I was “seeing” a gal from PA who had fake tits. She’d be about 61 now… wonder what those plastic pillows look like now….
Heh, she’d had more body work than a restored rusted 57 Chevy.
8
There’s a “Little Red Riding Hood” joke in there somewhere.
7
Does AARP provide motorboatin’ insurance?
7
“No such thing as fake tits.”
(some movie)
izlamo delenda est …
7
You are correct, Gladys. With boxing gloves. Double bangers.
2
Tits on a stick.
3
Everyone has a bucket list. This must have been on hers. Looks like she’s kept the rest of her body in good shape. Why not? I say. It’s not a great look, but fairly harmless as things go today.
10
The last time she was a 38 was 1938.
5
…sexual competition does NOT go away with age. In fact, because there are no longer any unintended pregnancy consequences, vastly diminished STD probability consequences, and a a VERY small pool of males that ACHIEVE that age with an even SMALLER subset of those that can still perform and WANTS to, the competition actually INTENSIFIES among elderly females in the joyless meat market that IS the old folks’ home.
I made many a midnight life squad run to “assisted living” homes, and I’ve seen things.
Or do I have to go over the septugenarian woman who broke her hip having angry, woman-on-top victory sex with her trophy male that she kicked another inmate elderly woman’s butt to take away from her again?
5
Bongo
MAY 16, 2021 AT 4:07 PM
“There’s a “Little Red Riding Hood” joke in there somewhere.”
…so, are you suggesting that, when he uncovered Grandma’s twin glories ahead of Little Red’s arrival, instead of EATING her, maybe he…
1
That’s Loni Anderson.
4
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
10
Over my 59 years I’ve made my share of mistakes with women. A couple of rules have served me well, however. First, I’ve never had anything to do with a woman who smokes. Second, if I ever suspected they had cosmetic surgery, they were crossed of the list immediately.
4
Tattoos are a particularly tasteless form of cosmetic surgery.
“When Ethel was just 19 and her parents were in her face
She got herself a tattoo in a very private place
And only by her own true love was it to be seen
Or her family physician, or a drunk crowd that offered beads
It was a tiny tattoo with a little tiny dove
With a tiny word, and that word it was love
Well 30 years have passed now, thirty years that have been rough
Four marriages, three children, forty diets and lot’s of sun
And the teeny tiny tattoo with the teeny tiny dove
Is now a pterodactyl and the word, it is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve …….”
-Heywood Banks, “Teenie Tiny Tatoo”
5
SNS
Your characterization of what takes place in assisted living facilities may be accurate however a lot of women go on the “HUNT” as early as 45 as their husband let their bodies decompose from inactivity and over indulgence in food and boos. Destroying their ability to play hide the Bologna.
7
Also, totally agree with AA. If that’s what floats the old girls boat, good on her.
6
If you can touch them they’re real!!!
4
SNS,
I slowed it down a little bit in my mind so I could hear Johnny Cash doing that song. Thank you, that was great.
2
Hahaha…that’s just wrong hahaha. Or LOL as us older folks say..
2
They may not be real, but they’re real nice.
1
Nice new funbags on the old gal. Women that age undoubtedly are thin-walled, dry holes that just can’t take an every-two-days pounding that a new set of funbags would inspire as required.
Well, I do try to stay abreast of things but sometimes my natural instinct takes over.
I saw her at the Honky Tonk last weekend and by God, she can still cut a rug!!!
1
Unreal!
1
Those aren’t milk jugs, those are cottage cheese cartons.
4
Grandpa probably worked at some position in Silicone Valley.
Wow. Zero gravity!
Hee hee. I bet most of the men here would hit that.
She can safely go fishing with grandpa even if he won’t bring the PFDs.
“Grandma, it’s not safe for you to stand so close to the stovetop.”
She’s as loony as Biden if she thinks thats going to do the trick!
Grandpa’s ED is mysteriously cured.
On second thought maybe she should check with Swalwell!
aleon
MAY 16, 2021 AT 3:16 PM
“Grandpa’s ED is mysteriously cured.”
…well, if she bought them with his life insurance check as the story implies, he’s STIFF, all right…
Single and ready to mingle.
She may have nice knockers but I bet that ol granpa is limp as a noodle. And how do we know that those are not implants on granny?
As alluring as a 300 pound woman with yoga pants!
Needed that laugh! Thanks.
I think they call her a GILF. I wouldn’t have known, but a friend told me that.
Is that picture from the new Playboy with pictures like that for horny old guys who are trying to remember what sex was like when they were younger?
Wet T-shirt night at The Villages winner, 2020-2030…
GILF’s are generally found in nursing homes. And what old guy wouldn’t want to be nursed by those jugs.
I don’t get it.Did she buy a new coffee maker? What am I missing here?
Kamala Harris in a few years, if being president doesn’t kill her.
@Huron – Precisely! She got a new set of perky-ulators.
I have seen Dr. Jill’s future after she’s done with Joe.
Just add alcohol.
It’s a sad day at iOTW, bfh has resorted to click bait.
Full disclosure: I clicked…several times.
…well, that’s ONE way to thoroughly confuse the grandbabies at lunch time …
Why does she have a butt on her chest?
Twenty years ago I was “seeing” a gal from PA who had fake tits. She’d be about 61 now… wonder what those plastic pillows look like now….
Heh, she’d had more body work than a restored rusted 57 Chevy.
There’s a “Little Red Riding Hood” joke in there somewhere.
Does AARP provide motorboatin’ insurance?
“No such thing as fake tits.”
(some movie)
izlamo delenda est …
You are correct, Gladys. With boxing gloves. Double bangers.
Tits on a stick.
Everyone has a bucket list. This must have been on hers. Looks like she’s kept the rest of her body in good shape. Why not? I say. It’s not a great look, but fairly harmless as things go today.
The last time she was a 38 was 1938.
…sexual competition does NOT go away with age. In fact, because there are no longer any unintended pregnancy consequences, vastly diminished STD probability consequences, and a a VERY small pool of males that ACHIEVE that age with an even SMALLER subset of those that can still perform and WANTS to, the competition actually INTENSIFIES among elderly females in the joyless meat market that IS the old folks’ home.
I made many a midnight life squad run to “assisted living” homes, and I’ve seen things.
Or do I have to go over the septugenarian woman who broke her hip having angry, woman-on-top victory sex with her trophy male that she kicked another inmate elderly woman’s butt to take away from her again?
Bongo
MAY 16, 2021 AT 4:07 PM
“There’s a “Little Red Riding Hood” joke in there somewhere.”
…so, are you suggesting that, when he uncovered Grandma’s twin glories ahead of Little Red’s arrival, instead of EATING her, maybe he…
That’s Loni Anderson.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.
Over my 59 years I’ve made my share of mistakes with women. A couple of rules have served me well, however. First, I’ve never had anything to do with a woman who smokes. Second, if I ever suspected they had cosmetic surgery, they were crossed of the list immediately.
Tattoos are a particularly tasteless form of cosmetic surgery.
https://www.lipstickalley.com/attachments/screenshot_20190611-112527_firefox-jpg.868106/
grool
MAY 16, 2021 AT 4:35 PM
“Tattoos are a particularly tasteless form of cosmetic surgery.”
…well, since you brought tattoos in the context of old age up, well…
https://youtu.be/-n_yW6Ejw44
“When Ethel was just 19 and her parents were in her face
She got herself a tattoo in a very private place
And only by her own true love was it to be seen
Or her family physician, or a drunk crowd that offered beads
It was a tiny tattoo with a little tiny dove
With a tiny word, and that word it was love
Well 30 years have passed now, thirty years that have been rough
Four marriages, three children, forty diets and lot’s of sun
And the teeny tiny tattoo with the teeny tiny dove
Is now a pterodactyl and the word, it is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOve …….”
-Heywood Banks, “Teenie Tiny Tatoo”
SNS
Your characterization of what takes place in assisted living facilities may be accurate however a lot of women go on the “HUNT” as early as 45 as their husband let their bodies decompose from inactivity and over indulgence in food and boos. Destroying their ability to play hide the Bologna.
Also, totally agree with AA. If that’s what floats the old girls boat, good on her.
If you can touch them they’re real!!!
SNS,
I slowed it down a little bit in my mind so I could hear Johnny Cash doing that song. Thank you, that was great.
Hahaha…that’s just wrong hahaha. Or LOL as us older folks say..
They may not be real, but they’re real nice.
Nice new funbags on the old gal. Women that age undoubtedly are thin-walled, dry holes that just can’t take an every-two-days pounding that a new set of funbags would inspire as required.
Well, I do try to stay abreast of things but sometimes my natural instinct takes over.
I saw her at the Honky Tonk last weekend and by God, she can still cut a rug!!!
Unreal!
Those aren’t milk jugs, those are cottage cheese cartons.
Grandpa probably worked at some position in Silicone Valley.