How About A Different Kind of Border Guard? – IOTW Report

How About A Different Kind of Border Guard?

I was reading a piece this morning on how enviros are upset the Mexican wolf is no longer a favored species by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. The nature lovers believe that areas of “Arizona, New Mexico, Utah and Colorado” offer millions of acres of suitable habitat but that the proposed border wall “will only worsen chances for the wolves’ recovery” of the species.

That’s when inspiration hit; Wolves, the border, illegals crossing on foot? How about building an invisible fence that stretches across states, put collars on the wolves to keep them in place along a designated buffer zone and let them loose to do what wolves do?

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11 Comments on How About A Different Kind of Border Guard?

  1. Right idea. But too easy for illegals to shoot.

    Maybe those Galactic Marines robot motion-sensor drone shooters from the last-stand scene in ALIENS 2.
    Detect aliens (the illegal kind, not the Ripley kind). Blast on sight. Never sleep, never tire.

    We could run them off the solar panels on The Wall. 😀

  2. The grey wolves are what the US Fish and Wildlife service were created for (ok, other stuff too). However if those numbers are right the Mexican Gray may be beyond hope in that most of the stock comes from the same or similar genetic pools. If that’s the case I suspect there is a time bomb in the genes that condemn these proud animals to death. I hope I’m wrong and that they aren’t politicaled to death and can repopulate the south.

  3. We need two.
    One we deploy immediately, the technological one.
    That alerts the press gangs (aka: US Marines).
    When you are caught, you now owe the United States 800 hours of Masonry Apprentice labor.
    You are then escorted to the build site, where you are issued new ‘Apprentice’ Jumpsuits and straw hats, and new boots and gloves, and are fed and given a bunk in the work camp. All able bodied people work. Old people watch the children.
    You will perform the menial masonry labor required to help build the wall.
    Then then you and yours are surprised with 200 dollars (for bus rides home) and escorted back out past the first barrier.

  4. Hmmm. Some could come for the 3 hots and a cot.

    Turn it over to Sheriff Joe.
    And he can hire that naked-leash chick from Abu Gharib. She knows how to demonstrate who’s in charge.

  5. Is there a difference between a Grey Wolfe and a Mexican Grey Wolfe? I me other than being real lazy and the tattoos. I’m betting not or the Sierra Club and other tree huggers would be passing large bricks out of their butts.

  6. Rufus@

    The crazy leftists would happily tolerate an illegal alien stealing, robbing, lying, murdering, and raping, but they would draw the line at him shooting a wolf!

  7. Illegals, with their trash, feces, dead bodies, etc. destroying the “native habitat” of the mexican grey wolf, I would thing the enviros would be delighted with a wall that stopped the human horde from encroaching.

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