Revolver
But before you rush off and try to milk your bowl of mixed nuts, you should know that the nut “milk” fad is a bigger and bolder scam than soy – and that’s because almond milk has now surpassed soy in popularity. It’s big business and the number one producer of the world’s almond milk is California.
But much to the chagrin of lefties, producing almond milk is becoming an environmental disaster. From killing bees to destroying infrastructure, it’s costing Mother Earth a lot to sweeten up a liberal’s cup o’ joe every morning. More
We’ve come a long way from: “A can a week, that’s all we ask.”
Almonds still suck, no matter how you disguise them.
“How About a Nice Big Glass of Nuts”
Pete Buttigieg
Wait, I thought the other thread was about breakfast foods.
It never gets old.
I can’t figure out how to milk the damn things!
Did i hear Nuts?
I make my own oat, coconut and nut milk as needed.
No fillers, oils, added sugar or preservatives.
I LOVE nut “milk.”
If you don’t know how to milk nuts, you ain’t a MAN!
“How About a Nice Big Glass of Nuts?”
Don’t mind if I do. (Slowly gulps) These nuts go down smooth!
That’s just nasty.
Wait a minute. I come here all the time for the nuts. Now I can milk it too? The problem I have is it’s an acquired taste, I can only do it in limited run. Then it starts tasting funky. Nothin worst than funky nuts.
Formally known as the Artist –
Well, if you tire of milking your nuts, or if your nuts taste funky, you can always juice your balls. Blenders are know to work well, as are hand mashers in some cases. And see your favorite household furnishings store to pick up a handy melon baller tool. These are handy for shaping your balls prior to juicing.
Just trying to help. (You’re right, though. They’re just trying to milk you for all your worth. Nuts!)
Fake milk is cow-nterfeit.
General ‘Nuts!’ Malaise – If yer gonna use a blender you need to be 90 years old and spend a couple hours in the sauna to get the reach… if ya know whut I mean!
I prefer pistachios but just how do you milk a pistachio. I’ve never drank anything other than plain old ordinary old-fashioned cow’s milk my whole 70 years and I’ve never had issues with it. Nuts to drinking nut milk, another nutty idea from the eco weenies on the left. And how do milk oats as well for oat milk? And now, I heard recently that moose farts in Norway are contributing to globull warming. What a bunch of moose shit. Good grief, make the insanity of the left stop.
Soy is terrible for your joints and kidneys.
Thinking about the idea of nut milk for less than 30 seconds, you should realize nuts can’t produce milk like products. Maybe a bit of oil like in nut butter.
Rapeseed (canola) oil is used to make mustard gas.
Carageenan is seaweed. It’s used to thicken products like toothpaste.
Mmmm. A big glass of nut milk to go with my chocolate salty balls.
Nuts, soy etc have been polluted by phake pharma and usda by using hormone distrupters and gene violators. Think the covid vaxx and booosters.
Nuts, soy etc have been polluted by phake pharma and usda by using hormone disrupters and gene violators. Think the covid vaxx and booosters.