How did Bill Clinton celebrate his birthday today?

42 Comments on How did Bill Clinton celebrate his birthday today?

1. Hillary gave him a Wolinsky.? Are you phucking jerking me off?

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2. Raped a 10 year old girl?

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3. With an old, stanky cigar and one of Obama’s chirrins.

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4. On Epstein’s fantasy island?

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5. Energizer bunny?

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6. Whatever it was, hope he spent it with his personal Banshee, Hillary.
   Nothing could be as nice as that.

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7. Ordered some Pizza?

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8. I couldn’t care less. I’m just hoping it’s the last one he celebrates.

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9. One thing is for sure, it did not include little blue pills AND Hillary.

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10. It never got stuck in the blender, he he, thumbs up!

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11. I hope his STD induced dementia keeps him from remembering it, whatever it was.

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12. He put on his clown suit and went to a new McDonald’s grand opening to get close to lots and lots of kids.

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13. Packing an overnight bag for his wife, for the eventual trip to Bedford Hills maximum security women’s prison.

    {{Snaps out of it}}.
    It was only a dream. I woke up and Sessions is still AG.

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14. “Ah did not have Birthday relations with that woman.”
    “I hada cigar”
    (if ya know whut ah mean)

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15. He tried to put a blue dress on a mannequin at Old Navy.

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16. He spending the day hanging up on people who called and said they were his kids.

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17. “{{Snaps out of it}}.
    It was only a dream. I woke up and Sessions is still AG.”

    If you have a blog I want to follow it.

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18. Marooned was close to my own suspicions.
    And if you listen close , you can almost hear
    WhiteBillCosbys ‘ southern drawl ……

    ” Now you listen and you listen good ’cause I’m only gonna say this once !!!”

    It WAS an old cigar I pulled-out for my birthday , but it came out of

    my personal humador , that Miss Lewinsky !!! ”

    Damn Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, can’t even let Bill Jeff enjoy his celebration .

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19. “He spending the day hanging up on people who called and said they were his kids.”

    So we know Chelsea didn’t call.

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20. He spent the day dragging a 5 dollar bill through DNC headquarters.

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21. Pedo Island?

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22. Was it a Haitian themed party with girls in blue dresses, fancy cigars and private server closets?

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23. I hope he was having to have sex with his wife

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24. Bill got the same gift we all received for our birthday.
    Hillary is not his president. 🙂

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25. Looking up the meaning of “is”?

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26. He spent the day trying on blue dresses at Old Navy.

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27. I’m guessing he laughed out loud at his voters, watched reruns of Monica Lewinski on her knees, snubbed his detractors and bragged to himself how much money he has.

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28. 1. Defending his failed legacy in a foreign country? While smoking a bad cigar?

    2. Looking in a mirror, in Bangcock and still convincing himself:

    “You did not have sexual relations…with that woman, uuuh what’s her name again?, there were so many?”

    3. Hanging out with Webster Hubbell?

    A real grandfather, not, would be with his family, not, in the back yard b-b-cuing and playing wiffle ball, not, on his b-day.

    MAGA2016
    KAG2020

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29. commiting adultery. just like any other day.

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30. This says it all:

    http://tinyurl.com/yaytqvmk

    🙂

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31. Same as every year, he got a hooker to give him a Peruvian Snow Blower.

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32. It involved a room full of assholes and half as many straws.

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33. letsbfrank, Bill was pulling butt plugs instead of Lewinskis. “I like your style” means more today than it did yesterday.

34. Vietvet, Clinton looks like a cadaver in that picture.

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35. Smokin’ reefer and throwing Robert Reich at a Dwarf Tossing contest?

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36. Diogenes…long time no see

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37. Been very busy, Loco. 🙂

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38. Well, I hope all is well.
    Us deplorables need to stay chill.
    Or something like that… 🙂

    Hell, Bad Brad and I have found common ground tonight! 🙁

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39. Searching for his crooked little thing and hoping it would point in a direction other than the Beast.

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40. He dressed up like a woman so Hillary would have sex with him.

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41. A double dose of Viagra with a Geritol chaser? A Little Rock hooker?
    Sumbitch looking more like Bob Barker every Day.

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42. Hey, I just found out that Bill and Hillary spent his birthday on a nude beach in the Caribbean!

    Here’s the picture:

    https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kcRNp0eYhJw/VyX_292tESI/AAAAAAAAokg/dQdVcQvuvvwvpVfwWDrvRTL8vtgjahSAQCLcB/s1600/Fullscreen%2Bcapture%2B4292016%2B65314%2BPM.bmp.jpg

    😉

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