“Swimmers will access the pool through a rotating spiral staircase based on the door of a submarine, rising from the pool floor when someone wants to get in or out.,” the release said.
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Scares the hell outa me and I ain’t afraid of nuthin…
2022
“London party goers had to be airlifted from the top of a hotel early this morning when the revelers became trapped on the rooftop swimming pool….”
If one of the walls fails, you are going over the side of the building. Just like a flushed turd.
Women can’t go in with the men.
No doubt there will a time reserved daily for muslima swimmers only.
Nope nope nope.
OK I’ll play.
London 2021-
“Hotel pool submarine operator trapped swimmers and committed knife crimes for 3 weeks”
London’s newest soft target.
Real dumb dumbs those Brits..
That said I have to wonder how the corners are constructed?? That glass must be a minimum of 6″ thick.
Let’s see how it performs as a insta deluge ‘sprinkler system’…
Not interested in being visible to everyone from below. Don’t think much of the submarine ride, either.
Where’s the lifeguard?
“Where’s the lifeguard?”
He’s throwing the gay swimmers off the side.
Where is the pool-bar? Where is the pool waitress so I can order in some fish for you, Audrey, and mom….
Wrongful death lawsuit when someone drowns trying to get in, in 5… 4… 3…
2021
London.
“A therapeutic giraffe lost it’s life in a hotel submarine last week and now the pet companion is suing, claiming the Hotel failed to make accommodations for therapy giraffes.”
Skydivers welcome…
Of course the fun and games stop when the earthquake hits…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQhnN2sPPLU
No.Effing.Way.
Are we allowed to skinny dip???
I guess I’m a rube. We enter our pool the old fashioned way, dive or jump into it from the sides.
Imagine the view from the diving board.
Establish muzz swim only night.
Enter the Baby Ruth.
Let’s see if I’ve got this right. You would take a subway ride, get on an escalator to get to ground level, then walk into a tall building, take an elevator to the top, get in a submarine, leave it through an
escapeescapists’ underwater hatch, all just to swim in a swimming pool where apparently there’s no lifeguard and no bar.Why?
London 2021-
“Muslim bathers demand pool be emptied daily for prayers.”
London 2021-
“Rooftop Pool goers throw urine-filled Gatorade bottles over side. Gatorade has been denounced and banned.”
Do they pee in those little lit up ball thingies?
A great target for the coming war. Fooking idiots.
Oh, is it heated? Stupid question. WGAF?
Cuisinart has just applied for a patent to develop the largest ever puree blade,,,
This going somewhere!
h/t Good Morning CLEVELAND!
considering the source, that is
How do you get in?……How do you get out? London isn’t civilized enough for that. You just know some damn muzzies will be taking shots at the walls. I think I’ll pass.
Angry Bird style?
@Aaron Burr (at 8:44 pm): I got yer therapeutic pool giraffes right here:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/nPrWo5pEvyk
😉
Looks very cool to me! I’ll be the first to try it! Seriously.
Not my cuppa covfefe. I’d rather snorkel with a school of small fish in the Caribbean.
But what if this happens, Caddyshack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPxiXGr9nFM
You never know how these things could get in the infinity pool?
Imagine the panic that would set in?
This image from underneath looks like it couldn’t fit more than 12 people. Yet the shot from above looks like it would hold 1/2 the town.
Thanks Vet, Loves me some giraffe.
The elite love to set themselves up for completely disastrous situations. They think they’re being progressive and open minded, but all they are is masochists.
Bet there’s no fail safe for the submarine either – a potential death trap. Well, the less (progressives) the better.
I am a hell of a good swimmer but the flying thing is a struggle.
$150 million penthouse directly below the pool was completely waterlogged….