There’s a clitoris joke in there somewhere….so far I’ve got three…..
When it comes to relaxing and forgetting about the bullshit in life, I’ll take that little shit-ankle bitter any day over a fucking liberal.
20
Who’s a good doggie?!
8
My neighbor’s mother lives in his basement. She has one of those nasty creatures. It acts just like that. My house is over 100 yards away and if I go in my back yard and it sees a glimpse of me it starts barking (if you’d call that a bark) and won’t shut up until it can’t see me anymore. A few times it has managed to get off its leash and runs into my yard. It tries to bite my ankles but its mouth is too small to get a grip. If it did bite me I would stomp it.
It’s getting old. I can’t wait for it to die.
I’m a dog lover at heart, but I can’t feel anything but disdain for it.
15
I knew a girl at work who was just like that!
Absolutely the most beautiful young lady I’ve ever met and one who made your hormones stretch the limit!
But when she started talking is was just like a Chihuahua in heat.
4
My neighbor had a Chihuahua. It would run out and try to bite the back of your ankles.
I chased it all the way around the house growling at it.
It still barked at me, but it did it from under the car.
5
…I’ve had to Chihuahuas and one Schnsuzapoo.
This dog barely seems awake in comparison…
3
Like having your own little politician.
8
I do not like little, small dogs at all. I prefer larger dogs and not some dinky ankle biter with a feisty attitude.
5
“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite?”
“That is not my dog.”
10
I like my little ankle bitter more than any person or animal, just ask the 4 racoons & the German shepherd that came into our yard screwing with her. Damn I hate digging holes.
For the record: I appreciate and admire cats. (Nothing against dogs.)
5
Heroin is a great way to relax.
3
Sorry, but that’s a kickin dog.
Or slather it with BBQ sauce & toss it out into the woods.
I’ll take a Boxer, Sheppard, Retriever, Husky, Mutt, or anything useful, but not a whatever the hell that thing is.
4
Chi-Waas aren’t always like that.
Many of them attach to one person in the family and never want to leave their side.
They would take on a pit-bull, alligator, or angry bird to protect their loved ones.
4
A good five of clubs across the noggin will stop that shit. 🥊
2
I could never, ever, own a dog like that and I love dogs. In my advanced stage of life, I prefer cats, though.
1
“Caller said he was attacked by the neighbor’s dogs on Monday, June 5. He said one was a small corgi named Charles and a chihuahua. Both of the dogs bit him several times.”
Actual quote from the “Sheriff’s Report” in the local newspaper.
No follow-up on whether the Sheriff’s Office arrested Charles and his chihuahua sidekick.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
3
Loco is correct….
I am the center of my little Chi-Whaa’s universe, smart as a whip, never wants to leave my side.
Barely tolerates the wife and son, HATES any and all other life forms.
She’s just like me!
2
“a small corgi named Charles….” LMAO!
FJB
4
Is calling a corgi Charles a thinly disguised insult by Queen Elizabeth to her idiot son Charles? I never thought of it that way before, but I do now.
That’s how a Chihuahua plays.
You should see mine when I have to get her harness on to go ‘outside’.
There’s a clitoris joke in there somewhere….so far I’ve got three…..
When it comes to relaxing and forgetting about the bullshit in life, I’ll take that little shit-ankle bitter any day over a fucking liberal.
Who’s a good doggie?!
My neighbor’s mother lives in his basement. She has one of those nasty creatures. It acts just like that. My house is over 100 yards away and if I go in my back yard and it sees a glimpse of me it starts barking (if you’d call that a bark) and won’t shut up until it can’t see me anymore. A few times it has managed to get off its leash and runs into my yard. It tries to bite my ankles but its mouth is too small to get a grip. If it did bite me I would stomp it.
It’s getting old. I can’t wait for it to die.
I’m a dog lover at heart, but I can’t feel anything but disdain for it.
I knew a girl at work who was just like that!
Absolutely the most beautiful young lady I’ve ever met and one who made your hormones stretch the limit!
But when she started talking is was just like a Chihuahua in heat.
My neighbor had a Chihuahua. It would run out and try to bite the back of your ankles.
I chased it all the way around the house growling at it.
It still barked at me, but it did it from under the car.
…I’ve had to Chihuahuas and one Schnsuzapoo.
This dog barely seems awake in comparison…
Like having your own little politician.
I do not like little, small dogs at all. I prefer larger dogs and not some dinky ankle biter with a feisty attitude.
“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite?”
“That is not my dog.”
I like my little ankle bitter more than any person or animal, just ask the 4 racoons & the German shepherd that came into our yard screwing with her. Damn I hate digging holes.
Casual Geographic- Cats:
https://youtu.be/EBjYtV5zvQE
For the record: I appreciate and admire cats. (Nothing against dogs.)
Heroin is a great way to relax.
Sorry, but that’s a kickin dog.
Or slather it with BBQ sauce & toss it out into the woods.
I’ll take a Boxer, Sheppard, Retriever, Husky, Mutt, or anything useful, but not a whatever the hell that thing is.
Chi-Waas aren’t always like that.
Many of them attach to one person in the family and never want to leave their side.
They would take on a pit-bull, alligator, or angry bird to protect their loved ones.
A good five of clubs across the noggin will stop that shit. 🥊
I could never, ever, own a dog like that and I love dogs. In my advanced stage of life, I prefer cats, though.
“Caller said he was attacked by the neighbor’s dogs on Monday, June 5. He said one was a small corgi named Charles and a chihuahua. Both of the dogs bit him several times.”
Actual quote from the “Sheriff’s Report” in the local newspaper.
No follow-up on whether the Sheriff’s Office arrested Charles and his chihuahua sidekick.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Loco is correct….
I am the center of my little Chi-Whaa’s universe, smart as a whip, never wants to leave my side.
Barely tolerates the wife and son, HATES any and all other life forms.
She’s just like me!
“a small corgi named Charles….” LMAO!
FJB
Is calling a corgi Charles a thinly disguised insult by Queen Elizabeth to her idiot son Charles? I never thought of it that way before, but I do now.
That’s how a Chihuahua plays.
You should see mine when I have to get her harness on to go ‘outside’.
How do I relax?
Make a fist and shake!