Torey Dawn sent this in. (Why do people think of us when they stumble upon these things? Should we be concerned?)
Her friend took a shot of this sign at a Wendy’s in Beaver, Utah.
It gets better.
The Metroplex is called the Holden Fillmore Beaver… which is now my new screen name.
Small towns are weird like that.
I was in Tuba City AZ and I asked where the John Phillips Sousa Memorial and Museum was located.
Those Natives were the restless type
Ha! You wouldn’t expect this in a Mormon town.
Depends, can you buy Summers Eve by the gallon?
The heck you say! I drove thru Nebraska once and there were road signs stating: ‘Beaver Crossing’! So I stopped to watch!
ha! we got Big Beaver Road out in Troy Michigan.
What would Little Beaver Red Ryder’s faithful young Injun sidekick do?
@Annie. big beaver road. exit 69, no less
Drove past a machine shop once in a town called Beacher. “Beacher Tool and Die “
Tackle shop in Isleton Ca. The Master Baiter.
Mianus, CT has you all beat.
Intercourse, PA
Balltesticles, WI
OK, I made up the second one.
Dildo Newfoundland
The home of Larry Bird: French Lick
Somewhere in Beaver UT someone was selling bumper stickers “I Love Beaver”
There’s a “Tinkle road” in Austin. What’s better it an adjoining road called “Tinkle Cutoff”. I call it “Kegel Road”.
When I was a kid I seriously thought about attending an all women’s college named Beaver College in Pennsylvania. Glad I didn’t.
They recently changed their name to Arcadia.
So it’s HFB, not BFH now. Cool.
There’s a Climax, Michigan.
And a Cumming, Georgia.
There’s a Climax, Georgia. It’s about halfway between Hopeful and Recovery. No joke.
Beaver, Arkansas is about three miles from Busch, Arkansas. They only shave the first two miles.
Dirtiest thing said on a family show in the 50s?
Ward, don’t you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?
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As far as Climax anywhere, I’m not gettin’ it?
No. really.
I’m not gettin’ it. 🙁
You guys are killing me! LOL
@Brian in BC. I saw the sign pointing to Dildo. I remember taking a picture.
I had a girlfriend who went to Beaver College. True story. I think she’s a feminist now.
Directions we used to give to obnoxious tourists in PA.:
“First, you have to take the road to ‘Bird in Hand’, and that should lead you to ‘Intercourse’, but if you get lost and don’t wind up in ‘Paradise’, you might end up in ‘Blue Ball’…”
Hey, don’t forget Ward Cleavers famous quote “June, don’t you think you were a little hard on Richard last night?”
Heh. There’s a Bone Lick Road not too far from where I live.