How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

24 Comments on How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

1. Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue.

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2. …or eating a donnut!!

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3. In 1934, Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow had a couple of extra holes added to each while sitting in their Ford V-8 in Louisiana.

   Ah, nostalgia.

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4. “How Many Holes Does a Human Have?”

   Judging by the current political climate…. NOT ENOUGH.

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5. Bet Walter Wallace jr. leads the pack.

6. 1 pee hole,
   1 poop hole
   2 ear holes
   2 nose holes.
   And if your a democrat
   there’s that big empty hole where your heart should be that you can NEVER fill no matter how hard you try

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7. Forgot the mouth hole. LOL

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8. What if the person is just a giant a**hole?
   *Lookin’ at you, Democrats 👀

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9. So a a**hole isn’t a hole, just an A$$. Learned something today, that’s enough I’m going back to bed.

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10. Too long to watch,

    Joke:
    Q: Why do humans have an asshole?

    A: So you don’t drown in the bath tub.

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11. Only one that matters – and guys don’t have one (regardless of what they pretend).

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12. …time for this…

    “When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control all of the body’s responses and functions.”

    The feet said, “We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

    The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

    Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

    Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered.

    Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

    Moral Of The Story: You don’t need a brain to be a Boss—-any asshole will do.”.

    https://www.cse.cuhk.edu.hk/~cslui/JOKE/leader.html

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13. Females have 8, males have 7.

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14. …y’all are SEVERELY undercounting. It’s somewhere north of 2,016,000,000.

    https://quod.lib.umich.edu/d/did/did2222.0003.141/–skin-pores?rgn=main;view=fulltext;q1=Microscopic+science

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15. Chickity China the Chinese Chicken
    MARCH 4, 2021 AT 6:45 AM

    “…And if your a democrat
    there’s that big empty hole where your heart should be that you can NEVER fill no matter how hard you try”

    …no, they can’t fill it, but Jesus could.

    IF they turn to Him and repent of doing what Democrats do.

    But most won’t.

    And those that DO, won’t be Democrats any more.

    …so I guess your statement remains factually valid.

    …carry on then, carry on…

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16. That picture – its what I saw just prior to my birth – I saw a light at the end of the tunnel and crawled toward it, freeing myself from my confinement. Then I popped out and got viciously slapped on my backside for my efforts to gain my independence and freedom.

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17. Where’s Chasten???

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18. Depends…
    Is Dominion counting the number of holes?

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19. “How Many Holes Does A Human Have?”…The book that got Dr. Seuss canceled.

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20. Who needs a hole when you can bust a nut in between your niece’s feet?

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21. Well, that was interesting.

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22. There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea.

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23. What a coincidence. I was just counting my holes this morning.

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24. If you count skin pores, then it’s a shitload of holes.

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