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How Sad For Jessica Lange?

Tuesday, 2 June 2015, 0:30 BFH Home 0

Bruce is a Jessica Lange look-alike, only much, much hotter.

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No wonder Sam Shepard was drunk driving. (Ya, ya, I know they’re not married anymore. Don’t ruin my joke.)

34 Comments on How Sad For Jessica Lange?

  2. Image how the athletes that he beat in the decathlon feel now.

    Of course, being married to Chris Lardassian-Jenner would emasculate anyone, even an Olympic athlete.

  8. The devil’s contract with the wife:
    I’ll give you fame and fortune, but I’ll turn Bruce into a woman.
    The wife: OK
    (I don’t know her name or watch the show)

  10. The silliest part of this obscenity is that he is trying to be a woman of advanced age. Just how much bedroom action does he expect to have now? Will he try to sleep with dozens of men now? I think their answer will be a resounding no thanks, Granny-Tranny.

  11. I think Bruce looks like actress, Kate Mulgrew ( Capt. Janeway, Star Trek Voyager)…but yeah, poor Jessica Lange.

    In the Vanity Fair cover did he hide his hands because they still look like a mans hands? I thought it was an odd pose but then again-what a world.

  13. When Brucie is Jessica’s age, he’ll look “rode hard and put away wet”, too. And probably worse than her. I wonder how soon it will be when we hear he has contracted the Anally Injected Death Serum? (I’m sure there are lots of gays who would love to brag they shagged Brucie.)

  14. Our local news was referring to Bruce as “her” and “she.” Can I just walk around and now claim I’m Steve Wilson of Porcupine Tree just because I say so? DAMN RIGHT I CAN! Thanks left. I always wanted to be a rock star!

  15. Lange is 66, Bruce is 65, just for reference. Anyway, he looks better now. Not that long ago he was starting to look like Miss Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies.

    Jessica is looking scary though, huh? She was so hot in ‘King Kong’.

  17. Fur, your sense of humor disturbs me. If you’re saying that Caitlyn is hot, then I’m wondering if you’ve been drinking the tranny Kool-Aid.

    Jessica Lange may not have aged well, but at least whe was born female. And no matter how good Bruce looks, he’ll never look as good as Jessica in her prime.

  22. Yeah, well I doubt seriously that Jessica had the team of Vanity Fair makeup and hair artists before the shoot, and then the VF team of air brush artists and photoshop artists after the shoot!!! Not a fair comparison! Go to the VF website, if you’d like to see and hear reality. Bruce Jenner narrating a short video about “Caitlin’s” coming out in his man voice, then you’ll see a shot of Bruce wearing a black dress, getting on or off an elevator, looking his haggard and demented self. This is all very pitiful, for him, but especially for his children and grandchildren.

  23. If Brucie was a “woman in a man’s body” who really liked girls before his hormone barrage, wouldn’t hesheit still have a hankering for the girlies now? What would be best for the Republicans now since Brucie says hesheit is a ‘Pub? An Ellen DeGeneres on steroids or another “hot starlet” caught screwing Bill Clinton? I think maybe the latter.

  25. Personally, I never got the Jessica Lange thing. In fact, while I thought Tootsie was a great movie, the one thing that ruined it just a little bit for me was the fact that Dustin Hoffman HAD Terri Garr but went for Lange instead.

  26. I call him Bruce and you call him Caitlyn, yet I’m drinking the kool-aid?

    I will tell any joke where Jessica “the douchebag progressive” Lange is the punch line.

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