How To Defend Against The Joe Biden Hair Sniff – IOTW Report

How To Defend Against The Joe Biden Hair Sniff

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A few years ago we showed a defense to the Donald Trump handshake. Someone asked us to show how to defend the Joe Biden hair sniff. This is an old self defense technique that is specifically designed for a 2 handed neck grab from behind that will do the job. Watch

17 Comments on How To Defend Against The Joe Biden Hair Sniff

  1. I’m going off subject here, the hair sniffing is a minor problem compared to Biden’s love of Islam is a major problem. Wanting more of it be taught in our public school system. He spoke recently to a Muslim gathering. Here’s the problem ……..somebody put a bullet through Philip Haney, a homeland security agent preparing to present his investigations into Islamic infiltration in our government. Ironically, Obama had nine investigations going on Haney,, did Obama/Biden order that bullet to silenced him? Considering Obama hid some of the terrorist here in the United States. Haney new about the Boston bombers, San Bernardino, and Orlando. He had a lot to tell but he was stopped dead cold. Philip Haney wrote a book called
    “SEE SOMETHING, SAY NOTHING”.

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  2. Of all the videos showing Biden moving in on the women, only ONE shows him getting elbowed out of the way by a victim. Sure, Jeff Sessions smacked his hand when he tried to grab his granddaughter but this is what needs to happen every time:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPs_79-hEg8

    Teach your daughters and granddaughters to fight off creeps! Don’t ever “freeze” because you might be embarassed. Watch how she looks around for help, but Biden is controlling everyone by misdirecting their attention. Bless that little girl!

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  3. Uncle Al AUGUST 22, 2020 AT 10:53 AM
    @Hans — “Just say no” is only half of it. The other half is grabbing his nuts and squeezing hard.

    …how ’bout using an ancient technique to rip his problem area right off and end his reign of molestation for GOOD?

    …the first blackbelt form I learned in Tae Kwon Do was one called “Koryo”. There is a move in it about half-way through where you’re supposed to be grabbing your opponent’s joint and yanking it off of his body, where that particular move finishes with the clenched fist waved breifly next to the ear. I asked my Dojang master about this and he said, “You just ripped his penis off, now you’re mocking him by waving it at him!”

    Oh. Okay.

    …every master adds something of his own to these forms to make it so other masters in the area during tournaments and such can recognize a particular school just from the forms alone (I think it’s also a higher level requirement to do so, but I didn’t get past 1st Dan so I can’t be sure), and this may have been one of his variants because it’s not so…obvious when some other schools do it, but it would be an excellent add to this PERMANANT anti-Joe move to wave his former pecker at him on national TV for everyone to enjoy, just sayin…

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  4. At this stage, all you’d need to do is say, “Look Joe, a squirrel! Over THERE!! Go chase it before it gets away.”

    No need to be violent. Just outfox the demented old bastard

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  5. Of course, Joe deposits a booger into the hair of every female he sniffs. It’s his way of establishing his ownership over her. Any other guy will notice the booger, and conclude “Ok, Joe owns her, I’ll move on”.

    Animals do that by peeing or rubbing their scent on trees, etc. Joe is crazy enough to think that might be a better tactic than booger marking and try it.

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