(Well, at least it’s not an ad for Ovaltine.)
And at least it’s not a company that bought into catering to the few weirdos that were around in 1911.
According to the loons who believe they are in charge in 2018, this guy is a sexual assaulter.
By the way, where can I get some of this?
I think Frazier on Cheers once said to Lilith, Kiss her long, Kiss her hard, Kiss her often. Works for me.
She has to lose the gum first.
“Do not kiss her until you know that she
uses Listerated Pepsin Gumisn’t a Liberal Beotch!!You may want to think it over longer if it’s Stormy. Doubt if Listerated Pepsin Gum would help what she might carry.
1911. 107 years old, and still good advise.
Awww. What a way to throw a wet blanket on the ending of this little Love Story.
But WAIT!!! MAKE SURE SHE’S NOT A DUDE!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB-pZ-kLNb4
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@ I need to find a girl, first.
In Wyoming and Montana you don’t kiss her until you know that a Copenhagen swap is a given….
Must be from England …
izlamo delenda est …
Listeration is important; kills the Herpes virus! 😮 😮 😮
… where does the tongue part come in?
And to think, that the quiff, Anderson Pooper, wanted to know if “he” used a condom when he banged Stormy Whore.
He asked that Q. on 60 Minutes, CBS. “You’ve come a long way baby, to get where you got to today.” Virginia Slim ad from way back.
@ Jethro
Here’s how you check:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI
Hey! I’m pretty sure I saw that in an Army FM right after I left Basic.
FirstShirt definitely gave us the lecture…stomped his foot a couple of times.
TWD
Next in our series; how to toss her salad!
Can only imagine the 1911 condom ad…