ScottAdams’Blog– If you find it annoying that you only have one legal vote, here’s how you can get a few more. It’s called persuasion.
You can multiply the power of your opinion by convincing people on the other side to stay home on election day. Every vote you suppress on the other side is like an extra vote for you. And there’s no limit to how many you can have!
Persuasion doesn’t work every time. But you might enjoy experimenting to see how many times it works for you. For this exercise, I will assume you are a Trump supporter trying to suppress the votes of Clinton supporters. Here’s how you can do it.
1. Set the stage by cleverly hiding the fact that you are a Trump supporter. Say some good things to your intended targets about Clinton’s plucky attitude, her place in history, and the breadth of her experience. Once people believe you are on the “right” side, they will find you more persuasive later.
2. Prior to election day, note how lopsided the polls are in favor of Clinton. Also point out that the pollsters are usually correct when you are this close to election day. Say you are thinking of not voting this year because lines are sometimes long and parking might be iffy. Put that thought in people’s minds a week ahead of election day.
3. On the day before the election, and again on election day, engage Clinton supporters in conversations that involve concepts such as laziness, exhaustion, overwork, and stress
Brilliant! But I don’t associate with democrats anymore.
Scott Adams, creator of DILBERT, has been prescient and 100% accurate about Trump all along.
I pray he is still correct.
Ignore the media-rigged polls.
All Clinton has going for her is Soros-rigged voting machines. See Texas reports, starting already.
I hope that’s not enough to steal this election.
Thank God that Trump won’t meekly accept widespread voter fraud, as Romney did (at just 9 pm, based solely on MSM “exit poll projections”, while the actual polls were still open in 2/3 of the country, and votes still being counted on the East Coast).
Trump 2016.
You can also follow this script if your lib acquaintances know you are for Trump. “I’m not voting. Trump has no chance. Why put up with the lines and rush hour traffic when Hillary has it in the bag. I just want to get home and relax with a drink.”
Here’s his LATEST:
http://blog.dilbert.com/post/152293480726/the-bully-party
a SOLID, not-to-be-misunderstood ENDORSEMENT of Trump,
written WITHOUT the usual double-entendre or sarcasm,
which seems to confuse some people.
I like to tell (D)s that jurors are selected from the lists of registered voters. They are exactly the sort of people who avoid civic duties, they just want the bennies – let someone else be the chumps.
Then I rub it in further by talking about how they are likely to spend some August sequestered making 10$ a day while a couple of lawyers get rich off them.
This has a really remarkable effect on (D)irtbag coworkers – they really lose a lot of enthusiasm for browbeating me over politics. If they start in again, a bit of talk about jury duty shuts them right up. It is pointless abuse trying to talk sense into them, but talking them into being lazy slackers -easy Try it.