NBC-
Former President Barack Obama got a special treat for his birthday this year – his very own holiday.
Governor Bruce Rauner signed into law Friday a measure to designate Aug. 4 as “Barack Obama Day” across Illinois.
The newest state holiday will be celebrated each year on the 44th president’s birthday, beginning in 2018.
The holiday will be “observed throughout the State as a day set apart to honor the 44th President of the United States of America who began his career serving the People of Illinois in both the Illinois State Senate and the United States Senate, and dedicated his life to protecting the rights of Americans and building bridges across communities,” Senate Bill 55 reads.
ht/FDR in Hell
Shootings!
you had to ask??
Those and an LGBTQXYZLMNOP parade. Mooch the Tranny could be the Master of Ceremony for this bash.
Public deification
Kill off grandma (death panel), have an abortion, shoot a cop, and send a few hundred in cash to Iran.
I’ll celebrate that he’s no longer the president.
AKA
Anti – American Day!
Obama Impersonator revue at Man’s Country?
If he casts a shadow it will be 6 more weeks of shootings.
He and Moochelle can celebrate with ice cream and cankles.
Everyone should use their affordable care that day and flood the ER’s
You get an extra 15 dollars in your EBT account
I will be celebrating by marching into businesses around Chicagoland screaming “You didn’t build THAT!”
Grilling out on “Barack Obama day” will give a whole NEW meaning to ‘throwing a dog on the grill’.
You vill take se day off to celebrate Barack Obama Day und you vill like it! Or you vill pay penalty tax!
Steven
Are you grilling Venison?
I would say bray to mecca 5 times but thats taken…..
That state is so well off financially, they should give Barry a whole month. [sarcasm]
Barry and Reggie will lead the crowd into setting a new Guinness record for number of participants in a circle-jerk at high choom, I mean noon, in front of Man’s Country.
Initially, Hawaii wanted to set this holiday up for Barry, but they were unsure when and where he was born…
…and dedicated his life to protecting the rights of Americans and building bridges across communities…
Wow!
Smoking crack in your limo while getting a BJ from your gay lover
Giving away free phones to ungrateful never worked a day in their lives diden do nuttins
Pointing and laughing at formerly unemployed coal miners as they head back to wirk in the mines for the first time in 8 years
Lifting your arsé in the local mosque while screaming loud enough to disturb,your infidel neighbors
There should be street carnivals with some of the standard midway games:
– Guess My
WeightHate– Whack-A-
MolePol– Dunk the Clown (hit the chocolate starfish target and Rahm drops into a pool of sewage)
This Holiday is clearly racist. Only people WORKING can get a day off.
Being personally thankful that my B-Day is not Aug 4th.
Pants will be flown at half mast
Dont go to work complain about White privalage just like every other day
12:00PM CST: “Brief” speech by Barack Obama about himself.
2:00PM CST: BLM leads anti-cop chants
2:10PM CST: Random shooting followed by anti-NRA chants
2:30PM CST: Drum Circle and Flag Burning
3:00PM CST: Cops observe “Stand Down” order.
3:15PM CST: Safe Space Opens sponsored by ACORN
3:30PM CST: Constitution Burning
4:00PM CST: “Space to Destroy” public statement by special guest Hon. Stephanie Rawlings Blake
4:01PM CST: Looting Begins
Happily, that is if he’s placed in handcuffs.
There will be a “My fair hatey” play. Telling the story of how Revrum White and Barry tricked Mich out of the woods, shaved her down and taught her to grift, speak and be a shtrong Chicago ‘woman’.
Tweet the Party is at Obama’s house and everyone is invited.
Play golf (on someone else’s dime), smoke a joint, do a line, pray to Mecca three times.
The same way I celebrate Martin Luther King day.
Buy a cheap rifle with a telescopic sight.
State employees get the day off, with pay (like that’s different from any other day) and the rest of us still have to go to work.
I always thought you were supposed to be DEAD before you became a “Named Holiday”… Illinois puts the cart before the horse.
The city hall should release boxes and boxes of flies and free dog meat bowls for everyone!!!
Get Out of Jail Free cards for liquor store holdup perpetrators
Really? Is this shitweasel worthy of any recognition?
What the Hell did he do that was a positive during his entire 8 years? I cannot think of a single accomplishment, except firearms sales.
Half off at all bath houses.
Believe me, the boy is too damn scared to stay more than 10 minutes in Chicago. He’ll never go near that Greenwood Avenue house ever again. 👿
Bath houses now accept EBT cards!!!!!
I vote for an organized Koran burning.