I’ve given you many a TU in my years here, but I just can’t this time. You see, I’m a double mastectomee, and……and…..
*flings self onto daybed, seized with a flood of dismayed tears that Moe Tom would not marry her.*
*then, later, plots revenge against Moe Tom. She will call his comment a microaggression, sue him for everything he’s got, and will establish a fabulous ‘safe place’ for aggrieved feminist crybabies at her new weekend home in Orange County, New York.*
@Bad_Brad:
On the other hand, I did give you a TU. Too funny!
All these snarky comments!
Many of you know Mrs. M. died last year after 42 years of marriage. I was devastated.
Well, I’m here to tell you that I have found love again, and it’s wonderful. My ex-best-friend’s-ex-wife whom I haven’t seen in over 30 years. Never give up.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..
Mr. Mxyzptlk- congratulations! I’ve been married 30 years and can’t imagine life with out him.
Years ago then-girlfriend and I decided to road trip from Lohio to the left coast and back over 4 weeks in a totally packed little Mazda. I-90 west, I-80 and 70 back.
When we got back I realized we got along the whole trip. I mean the whole trip. I thought, “Man, I better put a ring on that one.”
So I did. Wife #3.
It is extremely clear to me that the common denominator in all my life-long marital woes is me.
When you tell her to make you a sandwich and she does!!!!
That SnakeBuddies poster picture was at a time when a girl was a girl, today who knows?
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..”
Just what my Dad said. I asked him why.
“Because a pretty woman might leave you.”
‘Ah, Dad. An ugly one could too!’
“Yeah, but who cares?”
bitches be loco….
I dunno. Best poster I ever saw was a picture of a 10+ standing in a lake in a wet t-shirt…fetching to be sure. The caption read: “Just remember, no matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere has had enough of her shit.”
…when she can walk your pet snake & it looks forward to it …
… & so do you!
The right girl will share long protein strands.
The perfect woman is 3 feet tall and has a flat head. Hey you need a place to set your beer.
I always thought it would be a mute and toothless midget whose daddy owned a liquor store, but it didn’t turn out that way at all.
Indiana Jones wouldn’t have liked her.
When you releave yourself in the morning and piss isn’t flying in nine directions…she’s the one….sorry
Always marry the gal with the biggest tits.
@Moe
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-09GfqZNqTCo/UFxrJZHHHNI/AAAAAAAAA70/Qu_63VplU6Q/s1600/big+tee+shirt.jpg
Look at her mom. That’s your future.
@Moe Tom:
I’ve given you many a TU in my years here, but I just can’t this time. You see, I’m a double mastectomee, and……and…..
*flings self onto daybed, seized with a flood of dismayed tears that Moe Tom would not marry her.*
*then, later, plots revenge against Moe Tom. She will call his comment a microaggression, sue him for everything he’s got, and will establish a fabulous ‘safe place’ for aggrieved feminist crybabies at her new weekend home in Orange County, New York.*
@Bad_Brad:
On the other hand, I did give you a TU. Too funny!
All these snarky comments!
Many of you know Mrs. M. died last year after 42 years of marriage. I was devastated.
Well, I’m here to tell you that I have found love again, and it’s wonderful. My ex-best-friend’s-ex-wife whom I haven’t seen in over 30 years. Never give up.
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..
Mr. Mxyzptlk- congratulations! I’ve been married 30 years and can’t imagine life with out him.
Years ago then-girlfriend and I decided to road trip from Lohio to the left coast and back over 4 weeks in a totally packed little Mazda. I-90 west, I-80 and 70 back.
When we got back I realized we got along the whole trip. I mean the whole trip. I thought, “Man, I better put a ring on that one.”
So I did. Wife #3.
It is extremely clear to me that the common denominator in all my life-long marital woes is me.
When you tell her to make you a sandwich and she does!!!!
That SnakeBuddies poster picture was at a time when a girl was a girl, today who knows?
“If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife…..”
Just what my Dad said. I asked him why.
“Because a pretty woman might leave you.”
‘Ah, Dad. An ugly one could too!’
“Yeah, but who cares?”
bitches be loco….
I dunno. Best poster I ever saw was a picture of a 10+ standing in a lake in a wet t-shirt…fetching to be sure. The caption read: “Just remember, no matter how good she looks, somebody somewhere has had enough of her shit.”
Truer words never spoken.