Doesn’t it sometimes seem like almost every sanctimonious jerk in politics and the left-wing media has some kind of connection to Massachusetts?
The commonwealth has become a magnet for a hugely disproportionate number of America’s most obnoxious know-it-alls — they’re not all natives, but so many of the nation’s most insufferable idiots have spent time here, and they all have one thing in common: They’re smarter, more moral and just generally better than the rest of us, and they want to inform us of their superiority 24/7, whether we want to hear about it or not.
This state has turned out more jokers than the old Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College in Sarasota ever dreamed of.
It’s amazing. Normal people come here, to go to college or on vacation or make a movie or something, and they suddenly devolve into … Kennedys.
Take Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — please, take her! Boston University. Another freshman in Congress — Sen. Mitt Romney, the former governor who began his late-life D.C. career be-clowning himself with a hysterical anti-Trump op-ed in The Washington Post.
Speaking of which, how come every national sex scandal also has a Bay State angle? Just Wednesday, the owner of the Post, leftist billionaire Jeff Bezos, was outed by the National Enquirer as conducting his extra-marital affair with a “busty” former local TV anchor in, among other places … Cambridge.
Also this week, Kevin Spacey was arraigned on sexual assault charges in a Nantucket courtroom, and Sumner Redstone, the 95-year-old CBS mogul, settled all his lawsuits with his mistresses — well, one of them anyway.
Bay Staters infect the entire nation, with the worst infestations inflicted on our neighboring states. The mayor of New York City, Warren Wilhelm Jr., aka Bill DeBlasio, is from Cambridge. Not a surprise, right, especially after he just said that there’s plenty of money, it’s “just in the wrong hands.”
Here are some names mentioned in the rest of the article-
de Blasio
Barack Obama
Laurence Tribe
Deval Patrick
Chuck Schumer
Elizabeth Warren
Al Gore
Lawrence Summers
Jonathan Gruber
Hillary Clinton
Chris Matthews
Lawrence O’Donnell
Rachel Maddow
George Stephanopoulos
E.J. Dionne
Adam Schiff
Louis Farrakhan
Matt Lauer
Bob Mueller
Peter Strzok
Howard Zinn
Mike Dukakis
Matt Damon
Ben Affleck
Breeding ground for priggishness, not quite so much in the western part of the commonwealth though.
I have to admit, Massachusetts has the Soviet State of Washington beat.
But that’s not to say we can’t play multiple choice! Like:
Massachusetts leads the nation in…
(1) Inbreeding.
(2) Incestuous relationships between Universities and private industry.
(3) The production of human nutbag politicians.
( ) ________ (fill in the blanks!)
Massholes…
He forgot Barney Frank.
Many that visit the state and most that leave the state are fkng assholes.
We live with them evert day up here in Maine.
They forgot rino formwr Mass.governor mittens romney!
(n) Being the nation’s hotbed of socialists, communists, liberals, progressives and all variations of the politically retarded.
There once was an actor in Nantucket…
How many are descendants of the British loyalists who fought against American Patriots in the revolutionary War?
Orcs they’re all Orcs. Think how they were created in The LORD OF THE RINGS movies. It fits. Maybe Massachusetts is Native American for Orcland.
From Wikipedia: “Orcs are aggressive scavengers and opportunistic carnivores (with a taste for both in-species cannibalism and human flesh). While possessing a low cunning and crude culture of their own, they are generally portrayed as a subject race used as soldiers (or battle fodder) by beings of greater power and intelligence. There are exceptions, as orcs sometimes have cunning leaders of their own species, such as Azog from the Lord of the Rings universe. Violent by nature, they will fight ferociously if compelled or directed by a guiding will, but tend towards more chaotic behaviour (including cowardice) if left to their own devices“
…Perhaps there’s something in the water?
(Or maybe the universities have tampered with the air?)
Now we are left with Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka’s nephew representing ‘The Rock”.
Jeez, stuff happens,,
whatever the problem, it doesn’t take too much digging to get to harvard.
To those of us that live in the South, these folks and the surrounding states are called Yankees and that is not a nice term. When you think of the wars and harm these people have caused here and world wide, it is staggering. I loathe these people and avoid them as much as possible.
And don’t forget Billy andWhitey Bulger. Billy was once senate president.
I did 4 years in Mass, working for a software company, but it had the opposite effect on me.
I arrived in 1990 pretty much a left leaning, mostly apolitical guy, but the place turned me into a rock ribbed conservative. I delayed my exit for a day in order to vote against teddy Kennedy for senate.
My heart was in the right place, but I have sadly voted for mittens twice. That’s embarrassing.
‘To those of us that live in the South’.
AKA the ignored constituents,,,,
David7134 —
That’s pronounced “dayum Yankees.”
Sam & John Adams disavow ALL KNOWLEDGE of you Massholes! 😳
From Billy’s psychological theory:
There are three factors that determine the potential of a human being: HEREDITY (predetermined genes which we cannot change), ENVIRONMENT, and individual CONSCIOUSNESS. It’s the relationship between consciousness and environment that is in flux. Either YOU control the environment or the environment controls YOU. For the most part conservatives control their environment thus expanding their consciousness. On the other hand liberals are controlled by their environment thus shrinking their consciousness. They adhere to the psychological theory of BEHAVIORISM which is nothing more than a psuedo-science and is only part true. No wonder most people from Massachusetts are dingbats.
Obama? What happened to Kenya?
Other famous people from Kenya:
Wangari Maathai.
Ngugi wa Thiong’o.
Jomo Kenyatta.
Catherine Ndereba.
Richard Leakey.
Mohamed Amin.
Daphne Sheldrick.
Not a moron among them, other than obama.
Add to the list Gerry Studds, the first openly queer congressman who molested his pages.
Wondering, was this a pic from Teddy’s DUI or from Travolta’s Blow out?
Damn, Cynic, that’s deep!
No kidding @Handy N Handsome!!
Massholes have turned southern Maine into Massachusetts North.
Even to the point of buying waterfront in Cape Elizabeth and Goose Rocks and then trying to close off footpaths to the beaches that have been there for 100 yrs.
They move next door to gun ranges and then try to shut them down.
They vote for the things they ran away from and now we’re facing the ruination of our state.
You know it’s bad when John Baldacci is concerned Mills and the legislature are about to ruin us.