HuffPoop Plans Field Trip to Visit America – IOTW Report

HuffPoop Plans Field Trip to Visit America

 

Breitbart: The liberal HuffPost website has announced a 23-city bus tour to find out what it means to be American today.

The tour, named “Listen to America,” seems to admit that the site has little idea what is going on beyond the liberal coastal elites. It also suggests that HuffPost operates to some degree as a political organization: the trip mirrors the listening tours that some Democratic leaders and potential candidates have undertaken since the 2016 election.

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32 Comments on HuffPoop Plans Field Trip to Visit America

  1. The Huff Po Helicopter, will be Dropping in Caviar – Cal Quisine- Fine Wines and Evian water at 150 mile Stages !
    Each Media Member will be Spending at Least 35 Minutes Outside of the Bus a Day, to Really Get to Understand Your Simple World !!!
    We Here at Huff Po call it a True American Safari(Buses equipped with safe viewing Platforms} !!!

  2. They’ve all come to look for America, just like the old Simon & Garfunkel song. NOT! They’re just pretenders out slumming looking at the natives and probably making fun of them, oohing and awing the whole way. I wonder if they’ll take old issues of The Last Whole Earth catalog with them and the Coevolution Quarterly to read on the way and listen to the Grateful Dead and Jefferson Starship’s album Blows Against the Empire (I despise this album). And watch DVD’s of Billy Jack. Fools, do what Steinbeck did in Travels With Charlie and get out and really see America the old fashioned way and leave all their preconceived notions behind them, I triple dog dare them. And probably stop and smoke dope where it’s legal in Colorado and Wash. and other places where it’s legal and stop at the Burning Man festival in Nevada. Can us local yokels moon them when they drive by?

  3. I had a VW camper van like that back in 1972. It cost me $750. A friend of mine wrecked it (while I was in the Navy since I sold it to my brother) after my brother painted Mr. Natural on the drivers door (I have pictures of the van and me as well as a hippie wannabe) out strutting and keeping on truckin. I don’t miss it, it was the most gutless POS unsafe vehicle I ever owned but I had to have it.

  4. Just admit that you don’t like Americans and they are better off without your ‘concern’ for them.
    Save yourself the effort, just emigrate asap to Europe.

  5. IOWAHAWK:

    It’s like Lion Country Safari, except with rednecks

    Keep your hands inside the vehicle

    After viewing the ceremonial rain dance, make sure to visit the gift shop for genuine authentic-style Middle American souvenirs

    You need scoutman Bwana? Me talk native tongue, keep you safe

    “If you turn to your right, you will see an edifice the natives call ‘Farm & Fleet'” OOOOOH AAAAHHH click click click clickity click

    What is a tractor and why do you have to supply it

  6. Sad thing is that their written assessments will get a billion times more coverage than any of “our” appraisals of their urban ghetto cages.

  7. Zuckerberg is doing the same thing, visiting communities across the country to try and “understand” america. Whats grating is they both approach it like they’re studying insect life.

  8. Ahh the old Nazi Shitbox!
    Yer right Geoff. Gutless is the kindest thing you could say about them!
    A 40 horsepower engine (20 went to the fan to keep it cool) on something with the all aerodynamics of a billboard and nuthin between you and the rear bumper of the guy in front of you except a 1/16 inch of steel sheet metal.

  9. I don’t think they will ever get off the bus because everything will “trigger” them and they will be quaking all the time and hunting for safe spaces (which we don’t have). Just the bullet holes in the road signs will set them off!

  10. Rat Fink, my best friend in HS had a 58 VW bug which was worse. he called it Hitler’s revenge or the Bavarian buttfucker. With that 36 hp motor it couldn’t go fast except if you shot it out of a cannon. But we drove and rode in that thing everywhere including a trip to Seattle in Mar. 1971 for the state wrestling tournament at the UW. Froze our asses off going over Snoqualmie pass because the heater didn’t work worth a damn and he was driving and I was hanging out the window scraping the windshield so we could see. I don’t know how many times we fixed that thing, it was constantly breaking down and we were using the old hippie VW repair manual to keep it running. I also towed it all the way from Priest Lake, Id. (because it broke down when he was out rock climbing) back into Spokane with my 55 Chevy station wagon about 100 + miles using a tow chain and he was riding the brakes on that bug, illegal as hell, after dark but we made it back without getting busted. God watches out for fools and young idiot older VW bug and microbus owners. But hey we had fun and my kids don’t believe most of the stories we tell them about those cars.

  11. geoff – Compared to the van (or transporter) the Bug was fun, lighter, faster, believe it or not very aerodynamic and a little safer from the standpoint of stability and something in front for a crumple zone. At twenty years old I beat the hell outta mine. I would just keep the accelerator on the floor and slam it thru four gears. (to this day I’m not sure you can over-rev it with that fan on it) Even still I put a lot of miles on it.

  12. 📌 LET ME TAKE A WILD-ASSED GUESS 📌

    Rural whites are backwards bigots, and city liberals are well-rounded humanitarianists.

    The report is ALREADY WRITTEN, they just need some quotes and names.

    FAKE NEWS!

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