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I Can’t Believe It!!!! I Won a Date With a Beauty Pageant Queen!!!

Friday, 7 June 2024, 20:04 BFH Uncategorized 38

Miss Alabama-

EAT your heart out…

38 Comments on I Can’t Believe It!!!! I Won a Date With a Beauty Pageant Queen!!!

  2. OOF! Got a disgusting front butt (or whatever that is called) …. DAMN!
    FJB

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  4. “I Can’t Believe It!!!! I Won a Date With a Beauty Pageant Queen!!!”….CONGRATULATIONS!…You’re gonna need a 20lb bag of flour to find your prize…..

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  7. I didn’t realize that the pagent included a cage match fight to the death. Hasn’t anyone noticed the two, or three, or four missing participants yet?

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  9. Oh dear.

    Your twenties are (generally) the best shape you’ll ever be in in your whole life. Why waste your youth like this? πŸ˜³πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

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  11. OMG. That video should come with a warning. “Gunt”? Maybe a Bunt. If she stands sideways she’s symmetrical. And back vs front, no difference. Amazing. The only way that lil piggy will ever get pregnant is with a 6 foot Turkey Baster.

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  12. Here is a good reason to not get fat. This is a true story from a few years ago.

    An extremely fat lady died and her family wished she be cremated. So, the mortuary guys took her to the crematorium, slid her in the furnace, turned on the gas, and lit her up. Well, she had so much melting flab that the entire crematorium caught on fire and burned down.

    I’m not picking on females here. I see tons, literally tons of fat men every day. Most likely everything they eat is a heart attack on a plate; cheeseburgers, fries, ice cream, fried chicken, pepperoni pizza.

    Truth be told, I’ve got some belly fat to get rid of. It’s not easy, but at least I’m losing weight. I recently had to use a hammer and nail to put a new hole in my belt to tighten things up before my pants fall off in public.

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  15. Here’s a little nugget about losing weight. The only time you burn calories with aerobics, is while your doing them. So if you do twenty minutes of running, elliptical, stationary bike, etc, you’ve burned calories for twenty minutes. I mention twenty minuted because that the minimum amount of time that will benefit you.
    With resistance training, lifting weights, you burn calories all the time that muscle is repairing itself. You’re burning calories while you sleep. Do you need to join a gym? If your just starting out, no there’s plenty of good youboob videos on home work outs. Now the stronger you gradually get, the more you need to throw at your muscles. They adapt, get stronger. You still need the aerobics. But in the long run resistance training is much better for yo.

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  19. @Brad

    Thank you for the suggestions. I use a 20 pound barbel and I have been trying to trim the stomach by sitting in a chair, grabbing each end of the barbel, and lifting it up to chest level. I can really feel it working the stomach muscles or whatever it is I’ve got there. At my age I may never develop a six-pack, but that’s OK.

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  20. The sad thing is she has a pretty face. Nice features that appear to by very symmetric, a feature of beauty, according to experts on such things.

    But her bod is a dump truck.

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  23. Hello MidJourney Ai: please generate an image of Miss Alabama at a sensible weight for the average 23 year old female human.

    Sad part is that there are now Ai generated beauty contests online because Real Life ones are…this.

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  24. Tim Buktu

    Are you 65 plus? I am too. But I’ve been lifting for a long time. That’s helped me through some challenging times physically. I’m a big fan of better to burn out than fade away. In all honesty the thing I have of most value to offer this community is physical fitness for the older than fuck. LOL. Because we’re old doesn’t mean we need to give up. Feel free to ask BFH for my e mail. I can probably help dial you in. This goes for anybody.

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  31. She belly flopped into a shallow pool of deception. When she slams into the rock solid surface of reality, it’s going to be very painful. She can really only blame herself for believing a lie. Obesity is not beautiful.

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  33. When my mother went in for surgery in the early 2000’s I asked the surgeon if there is such a thing as a penniculectomy and he said yes.
    Eww
    They remove that penniculus.
    For the love of life, stop eating and take a walk!!!
    that’s what that fupa is in medical terms.

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  38. Always wanted to mess around with a beauty queen. Now with this, holy moly! And Maryland (how appropriately named) being a crotch hanger now I gotta qualify it! It was a straight up no worries-you-ain’t-never-gonna-do-it kind of thought. Now I gotta say-except the trannies, the queers and the enormously obese crackers… or is it a quadroon passing?

    This one, you do go messing around, DON’T let it roll on ya, unless you’re some kind of strong man you won’t be getting loose until it says so.

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