I found her!!!! – IOTW Report

I found her!!!!

This the THE farmer’s daughter-

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36 Comments on I found her!!!!

  1. I visited a friend up in far northern Maine. I ask, “What do you do around here for fun?

    He says, “We hunt and we fuck.”

    I ask, “What do you hunt for?”

    He says, “Something to fuck!”

  2. Looks fine to me. The kind of looks my younger self would do stupid things for.

    My Dad always told me not to marry a good looking woman anyways. ‘Why Dad?’ “Cause a good looking woman could leave you.” ‘Aw Dad, an ugly one could too!’ “Yeah, but who cares?”.

    She’s young. If you like them a little heavier you’ll get that in the future.

    The “young” part is the only negative I see.

    I surely don’t want to raise and educate my next partner. Quite the opposite. No amount of good looks will change my mind on that.

  3. True story:

    “They say don’t go on Wolverton Mountain if you’re looking for a wife
    Cause Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter
    He’s mighty handy with a gun and a knife”

    * Clifton Clowers, Wolverton Mountain, Center Ridge, Arkansas

  4. She’s got her daddy’s money
    Her mama’s good looks
    More laughs than a stack of comic books
    A wild imagination

    A college education
    Add it all up it’s a deadly combination
    She’s a good bass fisher

    A dynamite kisser
    Country as a turnip green
    She’s got her daddy’s money
    Her mama’s good looks
    And look who’s lookin’ at me

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