I Guess If Hillary Won She’d Still Be Alive?? – IOTW Report

I Guess If Hillary Won She’d Still Be Alive??

Well, I blame Michelle Obama for my eye twitch.

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Singer Sharon Jones, who had been suffering from pancreatic cancer, reportedly blamed President-elect Donald Trump for a stroke she had on election night, according to the Los Angeles Times.

“She told the people that were there that Trump gave her the stroke,” Jones’ band mate, Gabriel Roth, told the newspaper of the 60-year-old, who died Friday.

“Well, she’d been fighting fighting cancer for a few years now, and there’s been all kinds of stuff coming at her. But the thing that actually got her in the last couple of weeks was, she had a stroke watching the election results,” he said.

She could still talk, and, “She was blaming Trump for the whole thing.”

Jones suffered another stroke the day after the election, according to Roth.

Jones performed with her band as Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings.

ht/ fdr in hell

 

31 Comments on I Guess If Hillary Won She’d Still Be Alive??

  1. More proof of the Greatness of Trump.
    He has managed move the Blame Nozzle away from Bush.
    Now the Liberals finally, finally have someone else to blame for their boils, rashes and scabies.
    Trump is making America stronger just by existing.
    He is killing off the weak and unhinged, with his steely gaze.
    And Lo, there was a great wailing and gnashing of teeth

  2. I knew Trump could bend spoons with his mind but he can kill unknown liberals he doesn’t even know just by consuming oxygen? That’s awesomeness.
    Keep breathing Donald. We don’t even know your greatness yet.

  3. “Well, I blame Michelle Obama for my eye twitch.”

    Well, I blame BO and Company for my dependence on alcohol*.
    And I never even bothered to thank them.
    So, belatedly…thanks.
    *Actually, I can quit anytime I want to. I just don’t want to.

  4. Can someone nominate me to be in charge of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms?
    I would be the ideal candidate. I know a little something about all of them.

    Honestly though, governmentally speaking, how are these things even related? I guess I’ll need to take an internet journey to find out. It sounds like a creation of either Woodrow Wilson or FDR.

  5. I am sure Chuck Norris is sad,
    for now it is known that the tears of Donald Trump can cure cancer.
    But the Donald never cry’s.

    The Memes I am seeing of the greatness of the Donald are just the tip of the iceberg and he has yet to take office. This is awesome.

  6. I’m bettin heredity and life style may have played a bigger part in her stroke than Trump did.

    And what’s with that song Big Bulbs? While it’s better than any of the songs from Hamilton, it ranks up there with I want to rock and roll all night as far as lyrical diversity goes.

  7. Think of all the strokes Trump prevented.
    I’m whistling Dixie all the doo dah day and got a spring in my step too.

    If only he could do something about this dam arthritis

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