(I swear this is not a calculated effort, today, to have these sorts of posts. It’s just one of those days in the news. I do believe we have covered every naughty body part, and I do apologize.)
For the third year in a row something was thrown on the field during a Bills-Patriots home game, making it, officially, a bonafide tradition, one that the city of Buffalo is not particularly proud of.
The stadium has vowed to issue lifetime bans for the culprit, but it, so far, has not deterred.
ht/ js
The “lifetime ban” is stretching things a bit.
Hope it wasn’t used.
Did they fingerprint it yet?
Be sure to wear gloves.
oh….
One more question?
Sorry.
I have to ask you know.
They are real curious at the station.
Anyway…
Oh, may I smoke?
just a sec… I need a light
Anyway….
Hmmmm wonderful Aroma.
Can’t you smell that smell?
What flavour was it?
Purple?
Hmm… To be immortalized on the internet, for being at an NFL game with a dildo in my pocket, and having proof that I’ll never be at another NFL game — or not have to spend my lifetime insisting that the dildo at the NFL game had to be someone who just looked like me, because I’ve been banned for life? Gimme’ a minute I’m thinkin’. And, no, I’m not rubbin’ what you think I’m rubbin’, while I think.
@ PHenry
How do You think they smuggled it in?
(Prison Wallet)
Lifetime ban?….that ain’t punishment enough…..Make him a lifetime Browns season ticket holder….
As far as I am concerned the entire NFL playing fields are full of unpatriotic, limp dildos.
@BFH: Don’t be so hard-on yourself about this type of subject matter. It’s not your fault that news items like this are popping up suddenly. You’re just a victim of circumsizes, that’s all.
😉
Inflategate?
I’d be more impressed if he threw a spiral with it.
Some traditions are worth keeping.
I hope someone kneels on it.
I wonder if Brady prefers his hard or soft when practicing or on game day?
I hate this article. Mainly because I have no idea why they throw dildos on the field any more than I understand why they throw squids on the ice rink.
I give up. Someone ‘splain this to me. How does a dildo relate to the under-inflated football people?
“Florida man”
OF COURSE.