This e-mail makes me mad that I haven’t been compiling my own list of stumbled upon accidental words where my keyboard or fingers don’t cooperate. I’ve had a few where I said, “hey, that’s pretty funny,” but never kept them indexed.
Ohio Dan writes-
My space key regularly fails to do its job. This occurs resulting in some interesting word combinations. The most recent was GOP leadership became GOPleadership. Considering our sackless and complicit Speaker of the House and Senate Majority Leader I thought it quite appropriate.
GOPleadership is a good one. It’s better than Cuckservative, that’s for sure. Pleading with the left to like and accept them is what they’re good at.
If anyone has any similar wordplay, accidental or deliberate (they don’t have to be political) now’s the time to post them.
Good one Dan.
I once wrote that I find gay tights irritating, and it had a hard time explaining myself.
..see, I still can’t write…I meant “I” had a hard time explaining myself..
sorry, but my space key gets stuck to!!
nutlessdicklessspinelasssackofshitmofos
I’d much rather use Ohio Dan’s new phrase than “cuckservative” especially in light of the douchebaggery by 8chan guys who bombed the comments section over at TOM recently when he posted about the new phrase.
For the moment, I consider “cuckservative” in the same category as untermenschen, even if you’re not a douchebag skinhead using the term will cause guilt by association and probably undermine any point you’re trying to make
One of the first times my brother, and occasional iOTW commenter, “Big Papi” posted here, he discovered afterwards that his iPhone had autocorrected his screen name to “Big Papilloma”!
Whatever happened to the IOTW Dictionary? Did it vanish into the nether regions of the internet?
Whenever I see the word therapist, I always see it as the rapist.
a coworker sent out an email explaining why he would not be in the office. It read ” I have a sinus and upper repertory infection” The next time I saw him I so wanted to ask him how the his “collection of music preformed on a regular basis’ was doing with it’s infection.
Ah yes…’the rapist’.
That was a classic Sean Connery joke on SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy.
Others include:
“Japanese US Relations” = “Jap Anus Relations”
“An Album Cover” = “Anal Bum Cover”
“the Pen IS Mightier” = “the penis mightier”
“Famous Titles’ = “Famous Titties”
It vanished along with August 2014…..
Good old PenIsland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo
Not exactly spelling, but….
I just saw one today. Reading a 3rd grade student essay on Niagara Falls, the kid wrote: Viagra Falls.