Never let a crisis go to waste. But I was off my game.
I sunk hundreds into printing up these bumper stickers for a Cruz rally.
I didn’t sell not a one.
But I have hope. Sanders Claus is coming to town.
12 Comments on I Made a Poor Business Decision
I hate to tell you this, BFH, but I don’t think you’ll find much demand for those bumper stickers outside of New York City.
(Yeah, yeah, I know that there are plenty of fine people in NYC, but most of the world tends to take a collectivist shortcut and think of all of them as abrasive liberal busybodies.)
We fell into the trap . The libs are defining the argument. They are more than happy to talk about gay,abortion and womens issues. All of which are irrelevant to me. We should be talking about immigration trade and jobs.
No problem. Just cut off the “values” part and sell them to tourists in NYC.
🙂
New Yorkers do have a ‘value’ they ‘value’ perversion!
I h8 NY?
You didnt sell one? wow. Sorry to hear that. Not even one to Magnum? Maybe he’ll buy them off ya!
Maybe you should see if any Manhattan real estate agents want any. I hear the market there is crazy. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-05/manhattan-apartment-prices-top-pre-crisis-record-on-luxury-deals
“The median price of all completed co-op and condominium purchases in the borough jumped 17 percent from a year earlier to $1.15 million, the highest in 27 years of record-keeping, according to a report Tuesday by appraiser Miller Samuel Inc. and brokerage Douglas Elliman Real Estate.”
Check’s in the mail.
It did better than the Piggly Wiggly I opened up in Bahrain.
The Magnum condom kiosk in Tokyo didn’t do too well, either.
Back in the 90s my brother and I made Bill Clinton T-shirts that had a picture of Bill with a “funny-looking” nose and read “C’mon Baby! Kiss it! Kiss it!”
That probably did worse than your bumper stickers.
You should have opened it in Texas you know the saying.
I hate to tell you this, BFH, but I don’t think you’ll find much demand for those bumper stickers outside of New York City.
(Yeah, yeah, I know that there are plenty of fine people in NYC, but most of the world tends to take a collectivist shortcut and think of all of them as abrasive liberal busybodies.)
We fell into the trap . The libs are defining the argument. They are more than happy to talk about gay,abortion and womens issues. All of which are irrelevant to me. We should be talking about immigration trade and jobs.
No problem. Just cut off the “values” part and sell them to tourists in NYC.
🙂
New Yorkers do have a ‘value’ they ‘value’ perversion!
I h8 NY?
You didnt sell one? wow. Sorry to hear that. Not even one to Magnum? Maybe he’ll buy them off ya!
Maybe you should see if any Manhattan real estate agents want any. I hear the market there is crazy.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-01-05/manhattan-apartment-prices-top-pre-crisis-record-on-luxury-deals
“The median price of all completed co-op and condominium purchases in the borough jumped 17 percent from a year earlier to $1.15 million, the highest in 27 years of record-keeping, according to a report Tuesday by appraiser Miller Samuel Inc. and brokerage Douglas Elliman Real Estate.”
Check’s in the mail.
It did better than the Piggly Wiggly I opened up in Bahrain.
The Magnum condom kiosk in Tokyo didn’t do too well, either.
Back in the 90s my brother and I made Bill Clinton T-shirts that had a picture of Bill with a “funny-looking” nose and read “C’mon Baby! Kiss it! Kiss it!”
That probably did worse than your bumper stickers.
You should have opened it in Texas you know the saying.