GEEZUS, THERE’S NO LIMIT TO THE DEPRAVITY OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
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She’s planning on leaving him.
41
Like the waitress that asks “how’s everything?” just you take a bite, I can see her popping in right in the middle of the action to ask “how’s everything?”
21
I think she fibbed a lot on the bust measurement.
31
You can always pick out the fake. It identifies as a woman.
17
For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.
38
Creepy as hell, in more ways than one.
23
Sex doll got bigger Ta-Ta’s…….
But a tighter &(*%^$#%$#$^%%*&^…..
5
Doll is made of Jizz proof silicon……
3
Was cheaper than making the wife’s boobs bigger than her head.
Be a shame if your husband dumps you for a younger, more latex you…
12
…also, who cleans it.
Inside, I mean.
…because, it’s GONNA come up, or cum up as the case may be…
9
But the real question is:
Will the doll have to help make the truck payments?
30
“Honey, tonight can we play conjoined twins nurse and bath time for the lucky patient?”
8
“Say! This gives me an idea! Maybe if I squeeze my WIFE’S head hard enough, it will make HER boobs bigger, TOO!
15
There’s an abomination going on here.
13
Couldn’t he as least buy her a life-size dildo in exchange?
7
Shameless people are disgusting. Keep your weirdness private, and not expose it to children by publicizing your weirdness.
14
jellybean
SUNDAY, 14 APRIL 2024, 13:30 AT 1:30 PM
“Couldn’t he as least buy her a life-size dildo in exchange?”
…he couldn’t get one that matched him because the ones SHE wanted only came in Black…
10
Remember when people would have been embarrassed to be photographed with their masturbation tools?
22
“OH BOY, DOES IT HAVE A SQUEAKER IN IT????? LETS FIND OUT!!!!”
11
I can see it now – Not tonight honey, I’ve got to update my software. Again? you just updated it last week! I think something’s going on with the Roomba.
11
This won’t end well.
9
Honey I was hopped up on caffeine and boner pills and I melt your vajayjay.
1
(Darkness, 2 AM. Sounds of sleeping, then…)
*squeakey!
(WIFE wakes up, looks around confused, shrugs and lays back down).
*squueekeeeey!
(WIFE sits up again, shakes her head) Honey, did you hear that?
HUSBAND: No, honey. Go back to bed, it was nothing.
(WIFE lays down again)
*squee….k….eeee
(WIFE sits up, angry now) HAVE YOU GOT THAT DOLL OUT AGAIN?!?
HUSBAND: mayyyybeee
*s q uee k!
WIFE: STOP MASTURBATING WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU! YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE IT ANYWAY! IM RIGHT HERE!!!
HUSBAND: I know.
*squeeky squeeky!
WIFE: That’s IT! I’M TAKING THE SCISSORS TO THAT THING!
HUSBAND: *Squeeky SQUEEky SQUEEKY SQUEEKSQUESQUEEE Ahhhhh!
OK, honey, I was bad. I just had to finish to say goodby. You can take the scissors to the doll now.
WIFE:
I SAID IM TAKING THE SCISSORS TO IT!
I DID NOT MEAN
THE DOLLLLLL!!!!!!
10
There ain’t nuthin’ like the real thing, baby.
5
Where was the sex doll made? I’m guessing Sag Harbor, Long Island, NY.
7
I think that needle dick guys going to poke a hole in it.
7
“For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.”
LOL. That’s why I married the busty little sister.
5
Anyone want to bet that Doll is a Tranny Packing a Meat Stick for the “Male” in the alleged picture?
5
“I think that needle dick guys going to poke a hole in it.” -Brad
Stop it. I just sprayed my gin & lime juice.
2
I’ll it is trans.
1
I’ll bet it is trans.
2
Well, there’s at least one obvious “improvement” over the wife. The doll doesn’t need glasses.
Yeah, a couple of morally blind degenerates.
3
^^^^ I don’t think the doll says much either. LOL
7
Does it respond like the wife?
2
Pretty sure the husband had a hand in the ordering.
4
LOL! Brad. Yeah, that guy won’t have to worry about being nagged,
butt if the wife and a male partner join in he might be nagged, gagged and bagged.
Barf! I feel queasy just guessing these freaks preferences.
2
99th
Seriously, can you imagine? What a bunch of losers. By choice.
2
And you’re dead on about the male partner. He probably paid for the inflatable
2
Haha! Yep, Brad. These freaks have too many options, including, just in case, duck tape to keep the “party” going strong. *shudder*
BFH
SUNDAY, 14 APRIL 2024, 12:17 AT 12:17 PM
“For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.”
“My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family”.
Can’t wait for the comments on this one…
GEEZUS, THERE’S NO LIMIT TO THE DEPRAVITY OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER
She’s planning on leaving him.
Like the waitress that asks “how’s everything?” just you take a bite, I can see her popping in right in the middle of the action to ask “how’s everything?”
I think she fibbed a lot on the bust measurement.
You can always pick out the fake. It identifies as a woman.
For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.
Creepy as hell, in more ways than one.
Sex doll got bigger Ta-Ta’s…….
But a tighter &(*%^$#%$#$^%%*&^…..
Doll is made of Jizz proof silicon……
Was cheaper than making the wife’s boobs bigger than her head.
Reminds me of the song “Plastic Saddle” by Nat Stuckey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-AAb3RbCs0
Why is the noggin in the doll smaller than the real thing? Is it because the husband asked for a little head and she misunderstood?
…so who gets it in the divorce?
That they will DEFINITELY e having.
Very soon.
The sex is probably the same, but he will know the wife is out of town when the dishes start piling up.
The Fly – but 100% like the Jefferson Airplane song – “Plastic Fantastic Lover.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Hvp1Z10TI
…will she be updating it as she gets older?
Be a shame if your husband dumps you for a younger, more latex you…
…also, who cleans it.
Inside, I mean.
…because, it’s GONNA come up, or cum up as the case may be…
But the real question is:
Will the doll have to help make the truck payments?
“Honey, tonight can we play conjoined twins nurse and bath time for the lucky patient?”
“Say! This gives me an idea! Maybe if I squeeze my WIFE’S head hard enough, it will make HER boobs bigger, TOO!
There’s an abomination going on here.
Couldn’t he as least buy her a life-size dildo in exchange?
Shameless people are disgusting. Keep your weirdness private, and not expose it to children by publicizing your weirdness.
jellybean
SUNDAY, 14 APRIL 2024, 13:30 AT 1:30 PM
“Couldn’t he as least buy her a life-size dildo in exchange?”
…he couldn’t get one that matched him because the ones SHE wanted only came in Black…
Remember when people would have been embarrassed to be photographed with their masturbation tools?
“OH BOY, DOES IT HAVE A SQUEAKER IN IT????? LETS FIND OUT!!!!”
I can see it now – Not tonight honey, I’ve got to update my software. Again? you just updated it last week! I think something’s going on with the Roomba.
This won’t end well.
Honey I was hopped up on caffeine and boner pills and I melt your vajayjay.
(Darkness, 2 AM. Sounds of sleeping, then…)
*squeakey!
(WIFE wakes up, looks around confused, shrugs and lays back down).
*squueekeeeey!
(WIFE sits up again, shakes her head) Honey, did you hear that?
HUSBAND: No, honey. Go back to bed, it was nothing.
(WIFE lays down again)
*squee….k….eeee
(WIFE sits up, angry now) HAVE YOU GOT THAT DOLL OUT AGAIN?!?
HUSBAND: mayyyybeee
*s q uee k!
WIFE: STOP MASTURBATING WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU! YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE IT ANYWAY! IM RIGHT HERE!!!
HUSBAND: I know.
*squeeky squeeky!
WIFE: That’s IT! I’M TAKING THE SCISSORS TO THAT THING!
HUSBAND: *Squeeky SQUEEky SQUEEKY SQUEEKSQUESQUEEE Ahhhhh!
OK, honey, I was bad. I just had to finish to say goodby. You can take the scissors to the doll now.
WIFE:
I SAID IM TAKING THE SCISSORS TO IT!
I DID NOT MEAN
THE DOLLLLLL!!!!!!
There ain’t nuthin’ like the real thing, baby.
Where was the sex doll made? I’m guessing Sag Harbor, Long Island, NY.
I think that needle dick guys going to poke a hole in it.
“For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.”
LOL. That’s why I married the busty little sister.
Anyone want to bet that Doll is a Tranny Packing a Meat Stick for the “Male” in the alleged picture?
“I think that needle dick guys going to poke a hole in it.” -Brad
Stop it. I just sprayed my gin & lime juice.
I’ll it is trans.
I’ll bet it is trans.
Well, there’s at least one obvious “improvement” over the wife. The doll doesn’t need glasses.
Yeah, a couple of morally blind degenerates.
^^^^ I don’t think the doll says much either. LOL
Does it respond like the wife?
Pretty sure the husband had a hand in the ordering.
LOL! Brad. Yeah, that guy won’t have to worry about being nagged,
butt if the wife and a male partner join in he might be nagged, gagged and bagged.
Barf! I feel queasy just guessing these freaks preferences.
99th
Seriously, can you imagine? What a bunch of losers. By choice.
And you’re dead on about the male partner. He probably paid for the inflatable
Haha! Yep, Brad. These freaks have too many options, including, just in case, duck tape to keep the “party” going strong. *shudder*
BFH
SUNDAY, 14 APRIL 2024, 12:17 AT 12:17 PM
“For the husband that loves his wife’s busty little sister.”
“My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me.” I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family”.
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.”
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/always-keep-your-condoms-in-your-car/81043135/
woody
SUNDAY, 14 APRIL 2024, 21:13 AT 9:13 PM
“Pretty sure the husband had a hand in the ordering.”
…when his hand wasn’t on something else…
https://youtu.be/8I1oMjNVh7U?si=0iODwyd1ejtwJB9Z
I hope it comes with a matching tire patch kit in case it gets roughed up.
https://youtu.be/wv-34w8kGPM?si=nyZLklYTQPk3PVl8
https://youtu.be/KFq4E9XTueY?si=3WEcKuIj-tl81KZD