I Suppose They’ll Need Brand New Names For Crayola Colors. Any Ideas? – IOTW Report

I Suppose They’ll Need Brand New Names For Crayola Colors. Any Ideas?

Crayola crayons go woke, uses transgender man Julian Gavino to market to kids (ages 2-10).

Pacific Pundit – Seems nothing is off limits for the woke groomers these days, not even crayons. Remember those 64 color crayons you got as a kid? Now, Crayola, the crayon maker is marketing their products, using a transgender man named Julian Gavino to market to 2-10 year olds.
Crayola posted this to Facebook – MORE

37 Comments on I Suppose They’ll Need Brand New Names For Crayola Colors. Any Ideas?

  1. In keeping with the idea seemingly espoused by these twits, I propose that there be no names for the colors. That way, the snowlflakes’ alternate universes remain intact and no feelings are hurt. Up is down and red is blue. Embrace the chaos, or you’re a bigot, racist or som sort of “phobe” /s 🙄

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  2. A set of skin tone crayons, but all with the names of dirt and soil.
    Black skin tone – loam
    “first” nations – Australian red dirt
    “white” – clay
    “From dirt you came to dirt you shall go.” paraphrasing what God said to Adam

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  3. Pervert Purple, Pedophile Pink, Lesbo Lavender, Gay Green, Gayer Green (it’s darker), White Privilege, Democrat Brown (same color as shit) and I could go on.

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  4. I think JB_Honeydew has the right idea. No names for the colors. When I was a kid I just pulled out the color I wanted, I didn’t pay attention to the name.

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  5. Pedo Pete’s pill purple
    Taco Jill’s guacamole green
    Hunter’s Meth magenta
    Brandon’s blue state fried bacon
    Petey Buttbuttbeg brown eye pink
    Kammie jizzlips white
    Janet Yellin recession red-yellow
    Plandemic death-vac violet
    Tranny lopdadickoff eggplant purple
    Gruesome Newsome black-out black
    San Francisco homeless sidewalk-turd brown
    NY no-bail no-jail let-‘em-out lavender
    LA no-crime no-time tan

    last, but not least …
    TRUMP GOLD

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  6. Another deviant, psycho woman, in this case a tranny being used by the left to sabotage the nuclear family. Destabilizing the most powerful system that’s the basis of sucessesful societies.
    The satanic grooming of children is sickening. Parents have to constantly push back against this insanity.

    Here is are links to a great film about the effects of leftist agendas in public schools;
    https://www.fathomevents.com/events/Whose-Children-Are-They .

    https://whosechildrenarethey.com/ .

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  7. Don Lemon
    Perry’s Winkle
    Labiagenta
    Gang-green
    Lickherish
    Fisty frost
    Drippy-pus Mustard
    Kalamapoo (brown)
    Bananus (currently the yellowish-brown raw sienna)
    Bluejob

    Look what it takes to get me out of the lurker closet…

    See what you’ve made me do??

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  8. @Lake Monster, good ones! Lol! I used to have a clean mind before I found this site way back when O’Barky defiled the White House. Okay, not a totally clean mind, but it’s the first website I ever commented on.

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  9. Thanks, Cowgirl!

    I’ve been reading here off and on for a fair while – love the camaraderie and the humor, and it’s always a relief to spend time with like-minded souls. Not sure why it took so long to sign up… apparently I was waiting for something disgusting enough to be irresistible, ha

    Thanks for the welcome!

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