Bare Naked Islam posted this video, a hilarious (unintentionally) song about Muslim women empowerment.
The video is as cringeworthy as that Bill Nye thing where the woman sang about her vagina’s voice.
Muslim women break out and rap about their wraps, trying to convince the world, or themselves, that these are not symbols of oppression.
My favorite lyric s the one BNI pointed out –
Make a feminist planet
Women haters get banished.
Well, now there are no Muslim men for the Muslim women, because nothing is more hateful than having a set of rules that apply specifically for women, decreed by men.
Lyrics:
Verse 1
What that hair look like
Bet that hair look nice
Don’t that make you sweat?
Don’t that feel too tight?
Yo what yo hair look like
Bet yo hair look nice
How long your hair is
You need to get yo life
You only see Oriental
You steady working that dental
You poppin off at the lip
And run ya mouth like a treadmill
Not your exotic vacation
I’m bored with your fascination
I need that PayPal, PayPal, PayPal
If you want education
Hook
All around the world
Love women every shading
be so liberated
All around the world
Love women every shading
power run deep
So even if you hate it
I still wrap my hijab
Wrap my hijab
Wrap my hijab
Wrap, wrap my hijab
Keep swaggin my hijabis
Swag-Swaggin my hijabis
Swaggin my hijabis
Swag-swaggin my hijabis
Verse 2
Me and my hijabi ladies
We was born in the eighties
So pretty like the Euphrates
and party like some Kuwaitis
Deeper than some diplomas
Current like some hot yoga
Takin back the misnomers and
Teleportin through trauma
Teleportin through trauma
Teleportin through trauma
I been stackin my karma
Nefertiti, no drama
Make a feminist planet
Women haters get banished
Covered up or not don’t ever take us for granted
Hook
Bridge
You’re just jealous of my sisters
These Mipsters, These hippies
These Prissies, These Sufis
These Dreddies, These Sunnis
These Shii’s, Yemenis
Somalis, Libnanis, Pakistanis
These Soories, Sudanis
Iraqis, Punjabies
Afghanis, Yazeedis
Khaleejis, Indonesians
Egyptians, Canadians
Algerians, Nigerians
Americans, Libyans
Tunisians, Palestinians
Hidden beyond the Mekong in Laos
Senegalese and Burkina Faso
ht/ annie
My eyes rolled so badly, they’re stuck somewhere up inside my forehead. Now I have to bang my head on my desk to jar them loose. Thanks a bunch.
Where were the menfolks when this was going on?
Encouraging their wimmins to lie for there faith that’s where!
About that land near the Everglades in Florida…
Sorry but I educated too much:
“…their wimmins to lie for there faith…” should read “…their wimmins to lie for their faith…”
May not mean much to you but it does to me.
I never could stand Wrap music.
Dirka dirka, mohammed jihad….
Vietvet:
Now that was laugh out loud funny! Needed it. Too much humpin the outback today.
That’s great. Now rap the one about your sliced-up junk.
Thought islam did not approve of music of any sort…do they consider this ‘poetry’, or sumthin’?
BTW, it they can RAP, they can damned just as well UN-WRAP!
Why can’t these stupid ass rap pimps and hos rhyme things that make half an ounce of sense?
When it comes to their wrap, I wish they’d pull that part around their neck extra tight.
Not tight enough!
Stick a 24″socket extension in that wrap and twist until the head is the size of a baseball.
No brain damage guaranteed!
Not tight enough!
Stick a 24″socket extension in that wrap and twist until the head is the size of a baseball.
No brain damage guaranteed!
Diannys too funny!
annie Go Trump
Am seriously considering Saran Wrap for my next TSA flight check.Think it will work?
annie Go Trump
After reading that…I’m thinking this Genital Mutilation thingy might
be the way to go…Of course We’ll use the Wood Chipper…Mulch anyone?
I didn’t think rap music could get worse . ..
Rub my hijab.
No, that’s not my hijab.
But keep it up.
Make the hijabs out of saran wrap and
make sure the face is covered.