Trump calls for reviving mental institutions.
I should be inducted because either there is something wrong with this world (men are women because they say so, people sneaking into our country illegally have “constitutional rights”, access to guns means people will turn evil, higher taxes equals prosperity, Obama’s healthcare bill is characterized as “affordable”, poor voters can’t obtain ID, but poor gun owners will have to get certifications and go to classes) or I have severe mental illness.
I need tests.
Hey BigFurHat. Being committed to a mental institution could very well turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to you. 😉
We are sane, the world has gone bat shit crazy.
Or is that the first sign of mental illness?
I call dibs on the upper bunk.
Wait, I thought lefty universities were mental institutions?
My idea is to put the mother fuc evil Muslim Hussein first. That will make my day .
I can think of about 500 swamp dwellers who need their head examined.
Or an enema. Same difference…
Sounds like a nice retirement plan.
“We’re going to have to start talking about mental institutions, because a lot of folks in this room closed their mental institutions also,” he said. “We have no halfway. We have nothing between a prison and leaving him at his house, which we can’t do anymore. So I think you folks have to start thinking about that.” -President Trump
Slight revision:
“We’re going to have to start talking about mental institutions, because a lot of folks in government are criminal and off their rockers,” he said. “We don’t have enough resources to arrest and prosecute them all. We have nothing between prison and leaving them in office, which we can’t do anymore. So I think you folks have to start thinking about that, if you still know how to think.”
Don’t waste money on therapy. Do what I do. Just admit that you’re crazy and run with it.
My wife is a psychiatrist and every once in awhile reminds me, she can put me away for 72 hours
no questions asked. Yes dear.
If not believing the libs clap trap is a sign of mental illness there are many of us here who qualify!
If you want to know how bad the problem is just visit a homeless camp some day.
I think I’ve come up with the perfect place (places, actually) to send the loonies. There are these places in the Pacific called the United States Minor Outlying Islands. They include Wake and Midway and several more, with over 30 km² of land area. Most are tropical, and, Hey!, who would object to living on a Pacific tropical isle?
Prefab housing, diesel generators, food and medical supplies air dropped every few days, and NO COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD. Or at least no OUTGOING communications.
I might even fake being crazy to be sent to one. (Keep your comments about whether I need to fake it or not to yourselves.)
Uncle Al
They already tried that on an island called Australia. It would have worked out OK except some sane people took over.
@BB RE: homeless camps
Here in central Colorado, a TV station went to several such camps to interview the “residents”.
A slight majority were Millenials who were there “for the experience.” Only about half of them were from in-state. [Note: In CO, recreational weed is legal.]
Depending on how much of my tongue is in my cheek at any given moment, this may support your inference.
I’ve always thought the Aleutians would be a good choice.
Will new nuthouses have wifi?
Poor Lazlo posits a three prong approach to homelessness.
1 First and foremost: Any Veteran discovered living on the street will receive the finest treatment available for whatever ails them, be it addiction or otherwise, until they are well enough to live on their own or are housed appropriately.
2 The mentally ill, will be housed and treated until they are well enough to live on their own or are housed appropriately.
3 Vagrants, addicts and ne’er do well’s will be housed and treated until they are well enough to pay their debt to society by laboring in the fields in farms retrofitted for just such enterprises.
Sturge
In Northern California they’re migratory and come back up here for the summer. And they are way post weed. Most of them are tweakers. When they abandon their camps, or are pushed out, the county sends in a hazmat crew to get rid or all the needles. They’re currently moving back up here. I saw one in the local super market parking lot last weekend, talking to himself loudly and occasionally punching himself in the head. Just about the time I was thinking this guy was a loose cannon he passed a mother and two young daughters and started screaming shit at them. I ran back and chased him off. I called the Sheriffs department. I don’t know whether they ever found him or not. With their 20 minute response time I doubt it. He scared the hell out of that woman though.
Feed the homeless to the hungry……
Stand on Zanzibar.
Twenty centuries ago, Romans drained the malarial swamps which were the breeding grounds of the pestilential mosquitos.
The schools are a major source of current insanity: Transgenderitis, Libtardedness, Trump Derangement Syndrome, Commieform Encephalitis etc.
Drain the swamps! It’s worth a try…
BB
We have our share of that type as well. Local PD has a Homeless Outreach Team. Both types refuse.
1/2 our island is tweakers.its simpler to just carry a baseball bat the robberies are getting so bad out here.