L.A. Taco
Younger generations like to get hella lit—to cope with their trauma, of course—but for an optimized Juneteenth, all served products [edible cannibas] should be titrated to the point of functionality. Overdosing at a party is, according to Chef Matt [Stockard], “tacky.”
So, don’t.
And keep plenty of CBD on hand, just in case.
Because weed really does need to be inside Juneteenth. More
I’ve read a lot of ignorant shit in my time on earth. This pile of bullshit is about near the top of the heap. Glorifying “burning one” because…wut? It’s your culture to make yourself stupid? Fine with me.
BTW it’s working.
“We deservingly deserve this” THAT’S too much weed talking there.
Juneteenth:
Juuuuuuuuuuuust a nuther excuse to sit on yer worthless ass and get high!
…and that somehow in Common Core Maff 1865 wuz only ten years ago!!
Juneteenth theme song.
https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw
…not really a fan of Whitey hating Afroman above, but he did manage to make a police raid in the mostly White Southern Ohio county he chose to live in pretty funny…
https://youtu.be/oponIfu5L3Y
Every Juneteenth, I think of “June Teeth”. And that makes me think of “Summer Teeth”…Some are there, and some aren’t.
Here’s some funnier stoner stuff from Cheech and Chong:
Cop:
What do you guys want?
Pedro:
Nothing.
Cop:
Hey, do you mind if I have a, bite of your hot dog?
Pedro:
Huh? No, man, here, take the whole thing. [the cop takes a huge bite] Want some fritos?
Cop:
[through a mouthful of hot dog] No, this is fine! Thank you! Hey, you fellas have a nice day, okay?
Man Stoner:
Hey, man, what was that dude’s trip? I mean, what was he on, man?
Pedro:
Man, I don’t know, but I wish we had some of it!
I don’t really care what they do, I’m not around them participating or watching. Meanwhile at the gas station, a black woman’s car broke down at the pump, and she needed a battery jump. White hippie guy in the stall next to hers, moved his red neck truck to face her car. He jumped her car. She didn’t know how to put the hood down, so he got out of his truck and fixed it. I asked DH, I wonder how she feels about white people now? He said “I was thinking the same thing!” DH said “I would have helped her.”
“I Was Going to Celebrate Juneteenth and Then I Got High”
That you, Shaggy?
Don’t bogart that joint all you dumbass stoners in celebration of the bogus PC holiday of juneteenth. Roll another one, just like the other one and play Henry by The New Riders of the Purple Sage while you’re at it. He was coming down the mountain fast, fast, fast and if he didn’t make it this trip would be his last. Not everyone must get stoned.
Lowell
AT 1:53 PM
‘“I Was Going to Celebrate Juneteenth and Then I Got High”
That you, Shaggy?’
…if you like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, don’t tune in the reboot where they eliminated Scooby Doo, mock the Mystery Machine, constantly talk about how small White Fred’s penis is, and turned Velma and Shaggy both Black and unfunny.
Seriously.
How could anyone like Scooby Doo, it sucked from the get-go and was 2nd or 3rd rate animation at best. It was dumb, dumb and even dumber. There wasn’t enough dope to be smoked to make me like Scooby Doo.
So I’m confused. Juneteenth falls in the middle of pride month, so which group of victims has priority?
I suppose a black gay man is the ultimate martyr today
geoff the aardvark
AT 2:45 PM
…yeah, you wouldn’t think it could be WORSE, would you?
…welcome to The Current Year…
https://youtu.be/1t1YOIF8Dmg
Hell no, aw heeeelllll no! It’s free shoppin at ur local mart. Everytings free. Part of our reparations. But only for us deserving folks. Tanks!
Biden’s ‘juneteenth’ bs should be recognized as the time he was puppeteered into the white house then enslaved all blaks with deception, lies, and trickery.
I can’t be found dead, in a Ditch, with a Head full of Chemicals like some
Cheesy High School Kid.
Funny, Juneteenth recognizes those dum dums among us who are always ‘the last to know’ ‘didn’t get the memo’ ‘hadn’t heard about that rule’. Getting stoned on Juneteenth makes the most perfect cosmic sense, cuz what is a stoner but the guy who ‘never got the message’. Now, if I can find my car keys I’m gonna run down to the store and wander around trying to remember why I came.
I missed Juneteeth entirely.
Was recovering from Father’s Day.
You spelled Juneteemf wrong