I Wish Bill Gates’ Dad Was Micro Soft

21 Comments on I Wish Bill Gates’ Dad Was Micro Soft

1. Even as a child his parents would have to tie a pork chop around his neck so the dog would play with him.

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2. I’d like to boot the guy. And reboot and reboot and reboot and reboot.

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3. How about “DELETE”?

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4. I’m waiting for the Alt Left Delete.

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5. But I thought his Dad worked for Wang?

   Talk about an historical computer reference!

   Back in the days of Wang and the IBM System 38 I always fantasized about sliding my Wang between a pair of 38s.

   I apologize for the preceding post. It will never happen again. Until the next time.

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6. I bet it was a 3.5 inch floppy…

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7. Phenry

   Loved me some 36s and 38s. 👍 Wouldn’t touch a Wang.

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8. @truckbuddy.

   I still work on the 400. Or system I or whatever they call it this week.

   Had a meeting last week and they won’t let me retire. I compromised. I am going part time in November. HR and Payroll ladies are holding me hostage. I’m the only one who writes good software.

   I also enjoy brain teasers. Just not 40 hours a week of it. How about 20 hours with one day in the office?

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9. I wish Bill Gate’s dad would have pulled out and the best of Bill ran down his mother’s leg.

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10. Phenry

    Started out on the 360 with JCL at 19. After getting my hands on those 38s, my boss told me to jump ship and get on the AS/400. Built them and programmed them until MS started making inroads, in the late 90s and early 2000s they started hiring the Linux kids but I was already gone to NT. Hated programming anyway. Set up a real network for a rural school division, did the director thing for 17 years. Done now. 🙂 I was more of a big picture techie than a programmer. 😁

    The Linux hires all got laid off for the 400 people -there was a comeback, NT couldn’t handle networks that big. Glad to hear it’s still going. Bullet proof computers and OS. I know why they won’t let you leave.

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11. Gates is a sick megalomaniac looking for attention. He has nothing in his head to offer except evil. Next, he’ll be swimming on a girls gradeschool swim team, so he can get attention.

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12. You’re assuming the male figure who raised him wasn’t a cuck.

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13. @truckbuddy. Not many of us left. Problem is there’s plenty of those systems still run Biz and gov. Nothing better. Windows sucks.

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14. That’s one of the reasons of mine for choosing a career in music – after taking a course in computer technology back when computers were bigger than refrigerators like the ones in that ‘Money For Nuthin’ Knopfler video – He’s good.

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15. Both daddy and son were/are eugenicists. The earth is for the elite, don’t you know?

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16. There’s 10 genders that understand binary.

    And none o’ you geezers is IT.

17. A lot of us are IN IT, fucknuckle.

    Funny that every other gender than male or female is fucked up in some way. Which one RU?

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18. Where’s that second cream pie to the face for this schlump with a hard on for vaccines? It’d be cool if the second perpetrator filled up the pie tin with feces and disguised it with whipped cream sprinkled with Rainbow Jimmie!

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19. Abort, retry, fail?

20. Microflaccid, as we in the hinterlands like to call Windows 10

21. always said, I never understood why a guy would name his company after his lack of ‘mass’ or’turgidity’