Diogenes’ Middle Finger:
Student Claims Access To The Outdoors Is Now A Form Of White Supremacy.
I ask you dear reader; do you love the great outdoors? Do you find a short walk in the woods or dropping a fishing hook in the water relaxing? Well, if you do, it’s probably because you’re white, according to a student at Claremont College in California. That’s right. In a recent op-ed in the student-run newspaper, a student and keen observer of societal evolution named Malcolm McCann claimed that non-white people are excluded from the outdoors because of, yes, White Supremacy.
“Due to the predominance of whiteness in the outdoors, people of color have been denied access to the outdoors.”
Hey, I resemble that comment. And no it’s not painful
They can’t go outside? Are there armed guards at the gate barring their exit? Come on now, who the **** thinks this sh** up and are they laughing their asses off at how quickly it all gets snapped up?
I can’t even…the stupidness overflows. I thought a lot of football was played outdoors and that seems to be overwhelmingly black. Who is keeping non-whites out of the woods???
Since when do we listen to college kids?
Who is keeping non-whites out of the woods???
Smokey the Bear
“…Affirming that nature belongs to all humans, not just white ones….?”
Shaun King proclaims that “ungrateful” is the new nigger….?
One day, very soon, these idiots will, collectively, get to the far end of the plank and — finally! — fall off. ….Lady in Red
The cotton fields were outside…… no?
Another spear chucker has lost their way.
Yea, found one in the wood pile running to jump the fence and showed white face, the authority worked immediately.
Don’t go outside pussy boy, I’m out there!
… & exactly who is keeping ‘non-white’ people out of the outdoors?
Malcolm-tent Trigglypoof has a point, although one he/she/it obviously didn’t think about. ‘non-white’ people are not being denied, by law or force, access to ‘the outdoors’ … they have a choice, just like ‘whites’
they can either spend their money on hair weaves, getting their nails done, buying Courvoiser, Hennessey, $500 tennis shoes, $500 rims, $400 tires, gold ‘grills’, ‘bling’, tats, etc.
… oooooooooooooooooooooor …….. outdoor gear
what you choose in life shows more about your intellectual capacity than just about anything else
If only Nike would make basketball trunks and jerseys in plaid flannel, then they would feel comfortable in the outdoors.
I’ve lived in several areas of Africa.
The whole continent is “outdoors”.
Black folks everywhere.
Don’t they teach, HOW TO OPEN A DOOR-101, at Claremont? Poor baby. No doors on his house? Bathroom? How does he survive? Aaaahhh, suckered girlfriend.
I’m here to help you find the Great Outdoors !
Look on a Map of your area and look for areas with few streets if any,
now get in the damn car and drive until you see nothing man made ,
Your’e there in no time Dumbshit just obey signs !
Rufus won this thread.
You know, IF there were more minorities enjoying the great outdoors, predatory violent crime would become a serious problem.
Can you imagine running into inner city gangs on some isolated trails in Yosemite?
It would never happen, but let’s not try to make it happen either.
So, our super secret organization to keep the darkees out of the national parks seems to be working, which is surprising, giving that we haven’t done a goddamn thing to keep them out, so far.
Have they tried Cental Park?
So, does the Natl Forest Service need to create an infomercial to educate black folks that the “State Trooper” hat Smokey wears doesn’t mean he’s a Cop?
Remember that old United Negro College Fund Commercial “A mind is a terrible thing to waste” ?? I think it’s too late for this Malcolm McMann fella.
The stupid…it burns.
I don’t recall a “whites only” sign when I go out hiking or camping.
So, Claremont College is another institution that should be razed and the earth salted where it once stood for the betterment of all mankind. Treat any degree from that place as worthless and toxic.
When an entire race can’t swim.
That’s funny. And perhaps local to the author. Around here when I ask the other people fishing what they are catching about 75% of them are black.
If you want to head back into the trees, please do.
We feel that way about going to your jungle.
My first thought was to say, “fine, lock them indoors. They make easier targets together.”
But then I got to the part where XE wrote,
“Due to the predominance of whiteness in the outdoors, people of color have been denied access to the outdoors.”
EVEN BETTER!
Make Colored Folks Zoos!
What would these people have to say about people in Africa who still live in villages of huts….outside? Who hunt for their food.
What about South America in the jungle?
Good thing stupid people don’t know they’re stupid or they would get major migranes.