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I was out there pruning the bush. How about you?

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  1. My neighbor, Big Bertha, was naked gardening with her bigger sisters. The whole rest of the neighborhood stayed inside with blinds drawn. The mailman crashed into a pole, and Bertha came to help him. I think he was eaten.

  2. Oh, no. I shouldn’t have been baking cookies. There’s a thundering herd at my front door. It’s naked Big Bertha and her sisters, Large Marge, and Bouffant Betty. If you don’t hear from me again . . .

  3. “There is no bush.”

    That makes gardening easy. It’s easier to keep you seeds in the furrow, and easier to plant your Tulips. But not at the same time.

  4. He that shall live this day, and see old age,
    Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
    And say “To-morrow is Naked Gardening Day.”
    Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
    And say “These wounds I had on Naked Gardening Day..
    We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
    For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen in England now a-bed
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
    That fought the weeds with us upon Naked Gardening Day…

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