Bring me the Alfredo Head of Lebron James
What started off as a nice family dinner night almost turned into a choking-hazard disaster.
Justine Reed of Acushnet was cheffing up some chicken Alfredo for her family when the strangest thing occurred. As Reed was pouring the Good & Gather – a Target brand – Alfredo sauce into the pan to simmer, a LeBron James doll head fell out and splashed into the pan.
“The water was boiling for my pasta, the chicken was already cooked and I was letting the chicken simmer in the sauce,” Reed said. “When I poured the sauce out, I heard a ‘plop’ and at first glance, I thought it was a shell. My daughter thought it was a chicken heart or a giblet, and that’s when I realized it was a doll head.”
Bull$hit
There was a rock named like that. It got Rick Perry in a lot of trouble.
So, the sauce was made in China?
She said “head” and “sauce”
An omen.
But alfredo sauce is WHITE?!?!
Bet the Hanson brothers are working the sauce line and bringing their toys to work with them.
It may have been an accident but that doll head was in their house separate from the alfredo sauce.
And then she called a newspaper about it.
Did it cry when it plopped in the pan?
It was Fredo sauce. FIFY
Looks more like a cockroach to me.
…sooooo, if it hadn’t been noticed until hours later when it was seen floating in the toliet with the rest of the shit, would we STILL be getting this picture?
And would it look any different than any other Chinese NBA team photo with LeBron in it if they did?
Usually you can’t see a Black head because its in Kamala’s mouth.
That’s been MY experience anyway.
Oh, so it’s LeBron because he’s got a burglar mask? Y’all so racist, I can’t even.
I know you could find more heads at the Sewer Plant.
The daughter was right:
it was a chicken heart or a niglet.
Isn’t that what she said?
Le Fredo James. Now in running competition with Fredo Chris.