ICYMI – The most crooked coin flip in history

33 Comments on ICYMI – The most crooked coin flip in history

1. Well, “heads” OR ‘tails” makes no difference to Mayor Buttigiggles. They matter only to those of us who are NOT “confused”…

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2. He did not show the camera the coin, that it’s not exactly a constitutionally approved vote resolution mechanism.

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3. Gee … a Demonrat cheats … what a surprise!
   A “coin toss” by someone confused on the concept and unfamiliar with coins.

   izlamo delenda est …

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4. The dweeb woke up this morning wondering why he’s being mocked mercilessly

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5. Whutta Putz! He wuz just shown how to do it at the Super Bowl!

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6. The Bernouts sure are naive. They had one nomination stolen from them and they are going to sit back and let it happen again.

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7. It was a special occasion the other night for Peter Buttiplug and his husband. After a romantic candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant they went home to celebrate by spending the rest of the evening making whoopie. During their wild eyed bung-holing session, Pete claimed that he felt something inside his husband’s poop chute. His husband told him to check closer so Pete started probing deeply into the stinky depths of his husband’s butt. Finally, Pete felt something and slowly slipped it out of the confines of the chocolate starfish. It was covered in fecal matter and he didn’t realize at first what it was. After wiping it down with parts of the sheets, he exclaimed, “OMG, it’s a Rolex!” Pete’s husband flipped around and yelled, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”

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8. @Hambone-
   That’s more description than I truly need to know, but (BUTT??) it’s still funny (or is that fanny?).

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9. @Hambone February 5, 2020 at 12:29 pm

   Just wanted you to know, I can’t bring myself to thumb up that. Because, well…

   But I didn’t want you to think it slid by, unnoticed.

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10. RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT!

11. @Bernieboos February 5, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    > RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT!

    I’m with ya, man! Where are the charter buses?

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12. #Hambone.
    I don’t care, I’m using that one………

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13. Hambone,
    I’d never accuse you of plagiarism but isn’t that how George Staphylococcus delivered the engagement ring to his fiance?

    I may just be thoroughly repugnated and confused.

    izlamo delenda est …

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14. Gigglybutt really believes he can pull the nomination out of his ass !

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15. It was either a coin toss or a salad toss…

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16. remember last d’RAT Iowa Caucus? … Hillary won every coin toss
    https://www.marketwatch.com/story/coin-toss-broke-6-clinton-sanders-deadlocks-in-iowa-and-hillary-won-each-time-2016-02-02

    cheating, for d’RATs is a feature, not a bug

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17. Remember when Hillary won 6 out of 6 coin flips?

    These dems are unabashedly crooked, right in public.

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18. Hey, Molon, get outta my head!!

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19. 😜

    at least I didn’t go into your …. uh, nevermind …

    even I won’t go there …. literally!

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20. Butticheeks was more interested in winning the salad toss.

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21. I can’t believe they expected a Millennial to handle a coin toss. Millennials don’t know what to do with coins. All they know is Venmo, PayPal and Mom’s Visa.

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22. I can’t believe they expected a Millennial to handle a coin toss. Millennials don’t know what to do with coins. All they know is Venmo, PayPal and Mom’s Visa.

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23. Look at the guy standing directly in front of the coin-flipper after the winner is determined. The look on his face says it all.

    This is embarrassing.

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24. Youth today can’t even flip a coin.

    Quick, someone here creat a PHONE APP called “Coin Toss” and make millions. I want 10% though.

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25. Petey B wins the coin toss and he also wins the salad toss!

26. Well when you LET the gay guy flip the coin, what did you expect?! 🙄

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27. I’m surprised it was a “heads or tails” coin-flip and not a “Tops or Bottoms.”

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28. They can’t even do a good fake out – like “Heads I win, and tails you lose”.

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29. I’m certain Butterbumm likes both head and tails.

    It’s not an “or” for him; it’s “and”.

30. Buttplug crazies can’t even cheat properly. SMDH

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31. That kid built a bomb out of a clock, do you expect him to flip honestly?

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32. “After wiping it down with parts of the sheets, he exclaimed, “OMG, it’s a Honda Goldwing!” Pete’s husband flipped around and yelled, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY!””

    izlamo delenda est …

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33. this is a really shitty string