KFI: A woman in Moscow, Idaho told cops she crashed her car because she got distracted by a Sasquatch in her rearview mirror.
The 50-year-old woman was driving along U.S. highway 95 when she smacked her car into a deer.
She blames Bigfoot for chasing the deer onto the road while she was driving.
Fxcking Russians.
Wyrd huntin trix
Yeah, probably her big foot on the accelerator.
Bullshit story: no self-respecting sasquach would waste game like that. He would have dragged it off for dinner.
Don’t Dis the Bigfoot…….Until you’ve tried a tasty Bigfoot Burger.
That pic, that’s a baby Mooch I see dare!
I drive up that stretch of Hwy 95 every Wednesday and I have yet to see a big foot, lots of deer, elk, turkeys, an occasional moose but never a sasquatch. She’s seeing things or is just plain lying, my guess is on lying. Maybe she saw an Indian (a native American) chasing a deer since there are lots of Indians and Indian reservations in that area, who know but it sure as hell wasn’t a bigfoot.
Was she sure it wasn’t Mooch Obama?
Used to buy river gear from a company in Moscow. They never mentioned “Samsquantch Tested and Approved.” But then, maybe Bigfeets know better than to set out on whitewater in a tiny boat.
Just swamp gas refracting the light of Venus.
Or maybe she saw a pink elephant right before she smashed into and clobbered Bambi.
The deer was probably out on a date with the Bigfoot and their evening ended badly!
Moochie out for a snack.
Man, I hate it when that happens …….
Wun time I was driving Barky around the back nine in the goff cart and a Sasquatch bursted outta the woods, rite into the faraway! Scaret the dogshit outta me!
The goff car turnt over spilling the clubs all over and the SS guys were screaming and running around in circles shooting inot the trees.
Turns out it was just Moose pissed that Barky had been spending two much time with me and Reggie.