Idiot on Segway Could Have Ended the Career of One of the Greatest Runners To Ever Have Lived

20 Comments on Idiot on Segway Could Have Ended the Career of One of the Greatest Runners To Ever Have Lived

1. Who knew that a Segway would be faster than Bolt?

2. Never underestimate a douche-bag and his Segway or other hipster-cool device.

3. Every time I see an asshole on a Segtwat, I want to throw a brick under his wheels.

4. On orders from the Chi-Com government, no doubt.

5. Take note, the jackass was using a Segway to follow someone who was *walking*! WTF?!… When I saw Bolt grab at the back of his legs I suspect there could have been an achilles tendon injury inflicted. Still could be the case.

6. A group of douchebags sued Disney a few years back because they wanted to ride their Segways in Disney World.
   Disney said suck it.
   The douchies lost.

7. Hurtful stereotype alert: black man wins footrace, immediately run over by camera-toting Asian who can’t drive.
   – Dave Burge

8. Good thing he wasn’t riding a bike and wearing spandex! BFH would have really gone off. 😉

9. That’s what I thought. Is it really that hard to get around that you have to use a Segway?

10. Tonya Harding deja vu?

11. I supposing DWA, (driving while Asian) applies to all modes of transportation.

12. If ya wanna laugh, read the international comments under the video on you tube.

    We live in a stupid, stupid world.

13. Looks to me like Bolt was grabbing at his calf muscle where the Segway hit him. I dont think there’s an Achilles injury because he put a lot of strain on his Achilles tendon when he back flipped to get back on his feet. If there had been an injury he would have collapsed to the ground immediately

    Damn everything about that guy is awesome — even the way he rebounds from a Segway hit

14. If the injury is permanent, hopefully Usain can quickly segue into a new career.

15. Dear Mr. Ling Wong,
    Wish you drove like you play ping pong….

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16. This is a fine example of how “stupid” can be spelled in different ways. With any luck, the toy rider castrated himself on the way to the dirt. If Mr. Bolt had been from Furgeson, he’d a beat dat ass.

17. bolt may be a fast runner…..but he couldn’t with a television

    lance armstrong ‘was’ a great bike rider.

    i trust no athlete anymore….’roids are everywhere

18. Last week or two, when the BarracksAlwaysRight media was showcasing the two girls that passed their Special Forces/Ranger training, the montage I saw was, one girl sliding DOWN the rope and one of the girls had a severe case of ‘roid face not seen since minor golf pro Camino Vallejegas.

19. a Texas segway …

    http://hopelesslysane.blogspot.com/2015/08/i-want-one.html

20. Yet another flawless diamond from the gem mine that is Dave Burge.