Idle Hands… – IOTW Report

Idle Hands…

Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders.

NBC: Police are looking for a man seen masturbating twice on subways in the city in the last month.

Authorities say a 32-year-old man riding a southbound A train at 14th Street Oct. 11 reported seeing the suspect masturbating on the train.

Less than two weeks earlier, a 34-year-old woman had seen the suspect masturbating on a northbound E train at 53th Street during the height of the morning rush, according to police.

22 Comments on Idle Hands…

  1. So let me make sure I’m following you.
    You’re saying that digging stuff out of your nostrils and punishing the one eyed mullah in public is frowned upon? I’m still learning about the proper social graces.

  2. I’ve been told by reliable sources that a cranium strike with a Katana that penetrates the brain less than two inches on public masturbatory subjects is a misdemeanor. Is this true?

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