Nose-Picking Masturbator Terrorizes NYC Subway Riders.
NBC: Police are looking for a man seen masturbating twice on subways in the city in the last month.
Authorities say a 32-year-old man riding a southbound A train at 14th Street Oct. 11 reported seeing the suspect masturbating on the train.
Less than two weeks earlier, a 34-year-old woman had seen the suspect masturbating on a northbound E train at 53th Street during the height of the morning rush, according to police.
OK @Ratfink. Get going…
Chicken Chokin’, booger eatin’, baloney boppin’,….
I haven’t been in NYC …
I advise spilling some steaming coffee in his lap.
New York City values.
Giuliani did a phenomenal job.
DiBlasio has undone much of the progress.
Can’t he just claim it’s performance art and get a gallery gig out of it?
So let me make sure I’m following you.
You’re saying that digging stuff out of your nostrils and punishing the one eyed mullah in public is frowned upon? I’m still learning about the proper social graces.
I find it hard to believe that he intended to be observed.
look at that photo- bald scaly head-low eye brows-seems normal but who uses their thumb to pick their nose?
Thumb nose picking cannot be achieved by the white man.
Some young man should introduce him to American football. Somebody needs to slam their foot into his balls, to start the game. Other athletes could join in!
Weiner is on the loose again!
Another one culturally incapable of following laws — or standards of decency?
He was probably listening to the Rolling Stones album Sticky Fingers while he was choking his chicken in public. And you just know that some court somewhere will say he has the right to masturbate in public.
Police advise that if you actually see this guy, you should tell him to “Beat it.”
Nothing that a kick in the nuts and a broken nose wouldn’t cure.
life is like a sore pecker. You cant beat it.
sorry
I’ve been told by reliable sources that a cranium strike with a Katana that penetrates the brain less than two inches on public masturbatory subjects is a misdemeanor. Is this true?
He’s making “Dr. Ruth” proud.
Jane
We need to introduce him to the “pledge of allegiance chair-kicker”.
When did Obama lose his hair?
Tony come home!